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Fry | Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets. | Bender | Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit! |
Bender | Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit! | Fry | So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer? |
Fry | So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer? | Bender | Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer. |
Bender | Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer. | And | sing our whaling tune! |
And | sing our whaling tune! | Whalerbot | Bender, hey, Bender! Over here! |
Whalerbot | Bender, hey, Bender! Over here! | Bender | Oh, jeez! I went to high school with that guy! |
Bender | Oh, jeez! I went to high school with that guy! | Announcer | presents: The Goophy Gopher Revue! |
Announcer | presents: The Goophy Gopher Revue! | Gopher | #1: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? |
Gopher | #1: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? | Gopher | #2: Because it's a little meteor! |
Gopher | #2: Because it's a little meteor! | Fry | This is weak! |
Fry | This is weak! | Gopher | #1: Address all complaints to the Monsanto corporation. |
Gopher | #1: Address all complaints to the Monsanto corporation. | Leela | What's wrong, Fry? |
Leela | What's wrong, Fry? | Fry | what I came to see! I wanna go out there and jump around like an astronaut. Screw this phoney stuff! |
Fry | what I came to see! I wanna go out there and jump around like an astronaut. Screw this phoney stuff! | Leela | But the phoney stuff is what's fun. It's boring out there. |
Leela | But the phoney stuff is what's fun. It's boring out there. | Bender | Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeteria! |
Bender | Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeteria! | Leela | Maybe I should take Fry on the Luna Rover ride. You get to wear a space suit and drive around on the surface. And the line's short because it's educational. |
Leela | Maybe I should take Fry on the Luna Rover ride. You get to wear a space suit and drive around on the surface. And the line's short because it's educational. | Fry | educational it is. Let's do it! |
Fry | educational it is. Let's do it! | Bender | Next year in Jerusalem! |
Bender | Next year in Jerusalem! | Fry | Finally! Get ready for some serious moon action. |
Fry | Finally! Get ready for some serious moon action. | Narrator | The story of lunar exploration started with one man. A man with a dream. |
Narrator | The story of lunar exploration started with one man. A man with a dream. | Ralph | Kramden-bot: One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon! |
Ralph | Kramden-bot: One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon! | Leela | Wow, I never realised the first astronauts were so fat! |
Leela | Wow, I never realised the first astronauts were so fat! | Fry | That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian. And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife. |
Fry | That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian. And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife. | Amy | Hm? |
Amy | Hm? | Bender | Look, it's that crate we were gonna throw in the sewer. |
Bender | Look, it's that crate we were gonna throw in the sewer. | Amy | They must have fallen into the crate! Leela's gonna kill me! |
Amy | They must have fallen into the crate! Leela's gonna kill me! | Bender | Nah. She'll probably make me do it. |
Bender | Nah. She'll probably make me do it. | Amy | Mister? Could you please get those keys out for me? |
Amy | Mister? Could you please get those keys out for me? | Sal | What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy? |
Sal | What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy? | Narrator | No one knows where, when or how Man first landed on the moon. |
Narrator | No one knows where, when or how Man first landed on the moon. | Fry | I do. |
Fry | I do. | Narrator | think it might have happened something like this: |
Narrator | think it might have happened something like this: | Whalerbots | We're whalers on the moon, |
Whalerbots | We're whalers on the moon, | Gophers | We carry a harpoon, |
Gophers | We carry a harpoon, | Whalerbots | and But there ain't no whales so we tell a tall tale... |
Whalerbots | and But there ain't no whales so we tell a tall tale... | Leela | And sing a whaling tune. We're whalers on the moon-- |
Leela | And sing a whaling tune. We're whalers on the moon-- | Fry | That's not how it happened. |
Fry | That's not how it happened. | Leela | with a fun-gineering degree! |
Leela | with a fun-gineering degree! | Fry | moon. |
Fry | moon. | Leela | Fry, no. This is my first mission and I'm not gonna let us get in any trouble. Besides, the car's on a track. |
Leela | Fry, no. This is my first mission and I'm not gonna let us get in any trouble. Besides, the car's on a track. | Fry | Not for long! |
Fry | Not for long! | Whalerbot | Ooh! Ah! I died doin' what I loved. |
Whalerbot | Ooh! Ah! I died doin' what I loved. | Leela | OK, you're on the surface. Now I'll give you 10 minutes. Then you'll get bored, turn around and apologise for being such a jerk. Agreed? |
Leela | OK, you're on the surface. Now I'll give you 10 minutes. Then you'll get bored, turn around and apologise for being such a jerk. Agreed? | Fry | Yeah! Crank up the radio! |
Fry | Yeah! Crank up the radio! | Whalerbots | We're whalers on the-- |
Whalerbots | We're whalers on the-- | Fry | Yee-haw! |
Fry | Yee-haw! | Leela | Time's up. Make a U-turn at the next crater. |
Leela | Time's up. Make a U-turn at the next crater. | Fry | No, not yet. How 'bout we go look for the original moon landing site? |
Fry | No, not yet. How 'bout we go look for the original moon landing site? | Leela | That's crazy! It's been lost for centuries! |
Leela | That's crazy! It's been lost for centuries! | Fry | Uh ... I'm ready to go back now. |
Fry | Uh ... I'm ready to go back now. | Fry | You did it! We're safe! |
Fry | You did it! We're safe! | Leela | we're gonna die. |
Leela | we're gonna die. | Fry | It's every man for himself. |
Fry | It's every man for himself. | Bender | Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket! |
Bender | Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket! | Amy | Shut up. You're distracting me. |
Amy | Shut up. You're distracting me. | Bender | Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know: Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor. |
Bender | Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know: Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor. | Amy | how to make love! |
Amy | how to make love! | Bender | Uh, that's the woman who programmed me for evil! |
Bender | Uh, that's the woman who programmed me for evil! | Bender | Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park! |
Bender | Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park! | Fry | I'm sorry, Leela, I can't go on any further. Just leave me to die in that barn over there. |
Fry | I'm sorry, Leela, I can't go on any further. Just leave me to die in that barn over there. | Leela | Thank God! |
Leela | Thank God! | Hydroponic | Farmer: Trespassers, eh? |
Hydroponic | Farmer: Trespassers, eh? | Fry | No, sir. We're amusement park patrons. |
Fry | No, sir. We're amusement park patrons. | Farmer | Ooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's OK, but the rest is mighty wicked. |
Farmer | Ooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's OK, but the rest is mighty wicked. | Leela | Our car broke down and we're out of oxygen. Can we borrow some? |
Leela | Our car broke down and we're out of oxygen. Can we borrow some? | Farmer | Huh, borry? Looky here, city girl, oxygen don't grow on trees. You'll have to earn it doing chores on my hydroponic farm. You can go back to your precious theme park at sun up. |
Farmer | Huh, borry? Looky here, city girl, oxygen don't grow on trees. You'll have to earn it doing chores on my hydroponic farm. You can go back to your precious theme park at sun up. | Fry | I guess we could do chores for a few hours. |
Fry | I guess we could do chores for a few hours. | Leela | Fry, night lasts two weeks on the moon. |
Leela | Fry, night lasts two weeks on the moon. | Farmer | Yup. Drops down to -173! |
Farmer | Yup. Drops down to -173! | Farmer | First one, then th'other. And them spacesuits ain't a-heated so you ain't goin' nowhere till sunrise. You can sleep in the barn. Just don't be a-touchin' my three beautiful robot daughters. Y'hear? |
Farmer | First one, then th'other. And them spacesuits ain't a-heated so you ain't goin' nowhere till sunrise. You can sleep in the barn. Just don't be a-touchin' my three beautiful robot daughters. Y'hear? | Farmer | This here is Lulabelle 7. |
Farmer | This here is Lulabelle 7. | Lulabelle | 7: Yoo-hoo! |
Lulabelle | 7: Yoo-hoo! | Farmer | Daisy-Mae 128K. |
Farmer | Daisy-Mae 128K. | Daisy-Mae | 128K: Yoo-hoo! |
Daisy-Mae | 128K: Yoo-hoo! | Farmer | And the Crushinator. |
Farmer | And the Crushinator. | Crushinator | Yoo-hoo. |
Crushinator | Yoo-hoo. | Fry | Whoa! |
Fry | Whoa! | Leela | I told you to turn around and go back to the park. But oh, no, the park was too phoney. We had to see the real moon. |
Leela | I told you to turn around and go back to the park. But oh, no, the park was too phoney. We had to see the real moon. | Fry | And it was great! We got to see craters and rocks and that one incredible rock that looked like a crater and ... and these fellas. |
Fry | And it was great! We got to see craters and rocks and that one incredible rock that looked like a crater and ... and these fellas. | Leela | Fry, face it: The moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried-up wasteland and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park. Can't you just accept that? |
Leela | Fry, face it: The moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried-up wasteland and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park. Can't you just accept that? | Fry | I guess I can't. |
Fry | I guess I can't. | Farmer | I'll learn ye to sleep with my robot daughters! |
Farmer | I'll learn ye to sleep with my robot daughters! | Bender | He'll never find me in here. |
Bender | He'll never find me in here. | Leela | Bender? |
Leela | Bender? | Fry | Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you? |
Fry | Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you? | Bender | Of course not. A lady that fine you gotta romance first. |
Bender | Of course not. A lady that fine you gotta romance first. | Farmer | Oh, no you don't! C'mere, Crushinator. |
Farmer | Oh, no you don't! C'mere, Crushinator. | Crushinator | Yes, Pa. |
Crushinator | Yes, Pa. | Fry | It's too low. |
Fry | It's too low. | Leela | Hold on to your helmet! |
Leela | Hold on to your helmet! | Farmer | God darn it, Crushinator, jump! |
Farmer | God darn it, Crushinator, jump! | Crushinator | No, Pa. I love him. |
Crushinator | No, Pa. I love him. | Fry | Hey, cool! Dark side of the moon! |
Fry | Hey, cool! Dark side of the moon! | Leela | Hurry, before we freeze. |
Leela | Hurry, before we freeze. | Bender | What do you mean we, mammal? |
Bender | What do you mean we, mammal? | Leela | We can't outrun it forever. |
Leela | We can't outrun it forever. | Fry | Over there! Look! It's the moon landing site! We found it! |
Fry | Over there! Look! It's the moon landing site! We found it! | Leela | Quick, get in. |
Leela | Quick, get in. | Fry | Hey! My foot's bigger! Leela, isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen? |
Fry | Hey! My foot's bigger! Leela, isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen? | Leela | Now get in here before you freeze. |