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Bender | Green Bluebird, this is Mr. Fabulous. We are go for cheesing it. | Leela | Uh... |
Leela | Uh... | Scruffy | Scruffy. The janitor. |
Scruffy | Scruffy. The janitor. | Leela | You helped us escape? Even after we locked you in a go-go cage like common go-go dancers? |
Leela | You helped us escape? Even after we locked you in a go-go cage like common go-go dancers? | Farnsworth | I couldn't live with myself, Leela. I call myself a scientist, wear the white coat and probe a monkey every now and again, yet I put monetary gain ahead of preserving nature. Can you ever forgive me? |
Farnsworth | I couldn't live with myself, Leela. I call myself a scientist, wear the white coat and probe a monkey every now and again, yet I put monetary gain ahead of preserving nature. Can you ever forgive me? | Scruffy | I reckon. |
Scruffy | I reckon. | Leela | I could kiss you, Professor. |
Leela | I could kiss you, Professor. | Zapp | Brannigan, as it were, it seems only fitting that I, Commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan, say a few brief pages in honor of... |
Zapp | Brannigan, as it were, it seems only fitting that I, Commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan, say a few brief pages in honor of... | Nine | (Telepathically): Whatever your plan is, Fry, I suggest you get on with it. Get... Shoot, I got hot sauce on my Number 9 shirt. |
Nine | (Telepathically): Whatever your plan is, Fry, I suggest you get on with it. Get... Shoot, I got hot sauce on my Number 9 shirt. | Fry | (Telepathically): Okay, locate the Dark One by finding someone whose thoughts I can't read. |
Fry | (Telepathically): Okay, locate the Dark One by finding someone whose thoughts I can't read. | Zapp | Brannigan: And unaccustomed... |
Zapp | Brannigan: And unaccustomed... | Zapp | Brannigan (Telepathically): By God! I'm the greatest speaker of all time. They're suckling at the teats of my every syllable. |
Zapp | Brannigan (Telepathically): By God! I'm the greatest speaker of all time. They're suckling at the teats of my every syllable. | Zapp | Brannigan: Allow me now... |
Zapp | Brannigan: Allow me now... | Kif | (Telepathically): His voice is like ear sandpaper.I miss Amy. |
Kif | (Telepathically): His voice is like ear sandpaper.I miss Amy. | Nixon's | Head (Telepathically): The one secret no one ever suspected is that I really did stage the moon landing. On Venus. (LAUGHING) |
Nixon's | Head (Telepathically): The one secret no one ever suspected is that I really did stage the moon landing. On Venus. (LAUGHING) | Calculon | I'd like to thank the academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista, for everything it... System error. |
Calculon | I'd like to thank the academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista, for everything it... System error. | Snoop | Dogg (Telepathically): Naked ladies. Naked ladies. Naked ladies. Naked ladies. |
Snoop | Dogg (Telepathically): Naked ladies. Naked ladies. Naked ladies. Naked ladies. | Mr. | Wong (Telepathically): I never should have taken that accent elimination class from Jackie Chan. |
Mr. | Wong (Telepathically): I never should have taken that accent elimination class from Jackie Chan. | Zapp | Brannigan. And I quote, All good things must come to an end, preferably in a humongous explosion. |
Zapp | Brannigan. And I quote, All good things must come to an end, preferably in a humongous explosion. | Mr. | Wong: Let's pop this beach ball. |
Mr. | Wong: Let's pop this beach ball. | ALL | Ten! Nine! Eight! |
ALL | Ten! Nine! Eight! | Fry | (Telepathically): There's no one here whose thoughts can't be read. No one, except me! My thoughts can't be read. But, but that's crazy. If I were the Dark One, I'd know it, wouldn't I? But, here I am, right where the Dark One would be, about to blow up the star. Oh, God! Somewhere deep inside of me, it's me! I'm the Dark One! |
Fry | (Telepathically): There's no one here whose thoughts can't be read. No one, except me! My thoughts can't be read. But, but that's crazy. If I were the Dark One, I'd know it, wouldn't I? But, here I am, right where the Dark One would be, about to blow up the star. Oh, God! Somewhere deep inside of me, it's me! I'm the Dark One! | ALL | Two... one! |
ALL | Two... one! | Leela | Put your hands in the air! |
Leela | Put your hands in the air! | Snoop | Dogg: Should we wave them like we just don't care? |
Snoop | Dogg: Should we wave them like we just don't care? | Leela | That's optional. |
Leela | That's optional. | Mr. | Wong: You girl punks gone too far this time. Your parents should be ashamed. |
Mr. | Wong: You girl punks gone too far this time. Your parents should be ashamed. | Amy | Yes, you should! |
Amy | Yes, you should! | Mrs. | Wong: Amy? |
Mrs. | Wong: Amy? | Kif | Amy! |
Kif | Amy! | Mysterious, | Sinister Voice (Telepathically to Mr. Wong): Destroy the star, Leo, hurry. |
Mysterious, | Sinister Voice (Telepathically to Mr. Wong): Destroy the star, Leo, hurry. | Mr. | Wong I've gotta admit, Amy, you got a pretty good swing. |
Mr. | Wong I've gotta admit, Amy, you got a pretty good swing. | Amy | Really? Thanks, Dad. |
Amy | Really? Thanks, Dad. | Fry | Leela, wait. You're making a mistake. You have no idea what's really going on. |
Fry | Leela, wait. You're making a mistake. You have no idea what's really going on. | Leela | What is really going on? |
Leela | What is really going on? | Fry | I can't tell you. |
Fry | I can't tell you. | Leela | Then why should I trust you? Why? |
Leela | Then why should I trust you? Why? | Fry | Because... Because... |
Fry | Because... Because... | Leela | You're you. That's all I need to know. |
Leela | You're you. That's all I need to know. | Bender | No! Don't do it! |
Bender | No! Don't do it! | Scruffy | Fiddlesticks. |
Scruffy | Fiddlesticks. | Amy | Leela, are you crazy? We became fugitives and jail-breakers to stop him. |
Amy | Leela, are you crazy? We became fugitives and jail-breakers to stop him. | Bender | And hookers, don't forget hookers. |
Bender | And hookers, don't forget hookers. | Leela | Shame on all of you. After everything we've been through together, do you really think Fry would- |
Leela | Shame on all of you. After everything we've been through together, do you really think Fry would- | Fry | Goodbye, Leela. I destroy myself to save you. |
Fry | Goodbye, Leela. I destroy myself to save you. | Nixon's | Head: Where's the boom? I was expecting a boom. |
Nixon's | Head: Where's the boom? I was expecting a boom. | Mysterious, | Sinister Voice You're not the Dark One, I am! |
Mysterious, | Sinister Voice You're not the Dark One, I am! | Fry | Leela?! |
Fry | Leela?! | Mysterious | Voice What did you do to me? |
Mysterious | Voice What did you do to me? | Leela | Ew! |
Leela | Ew! | Dark | One: I am the Dark One. The very last Dark One. How is it possible I couldn't read your mind? Oh, I am momentarily disabled. |
Dark | One: I am the Dark One. The very last Dark One. How is it possible I couldn't read your mind? Oh, I am momentarily disabled. | Randy | What's happening out there? |
Randy | What's happening out there? | Sal | Somethings wondersful. |
Sal | Somethings wondersful. | Leela | The star and the asteroid. They were an egg and a sperm. |
Leela | The star and the asteroid. They were an egg and a sperm. | Preacherbot | Great modem of mercy. Cover the children's eyes. |
Preacherbot | Great modem of mercy. Cover the children's eyes. | Morbo | There are no children here. |
Morbo | There are no children here. | Preacherbot | Then move your fat head. I can't see. |
Preacherbot | Then move your fat head. I can't see. | Nine | The Encyclopod is reborn. A new green age has begun! |
Nine | The Encyclopod is reborn. A new green age has begun! | Mad | Fellow: So the legend foretold. |
Mad | Fellow: So the legend foretold. | Farnsworth | Look! Inside its pouch. Extinct Tasmanian tigers! |
Farnsworth | Look! Inside its pouch. Extinct Tasmanian tigers! | Amy | And dodo birds! |
Amy | And dodo birds! | Leela | And white rhinos! |
Leela | And white rhinos! | Hermes | And striped biologist-taunters! |
Hermes | And striped biologist-taunters! | Striped | biologist-taunter: What are you gonna do, shoot us? |
Striped | biologist-taunter: What are you gonna do, shoot us? | Encyclopod | These once extinct plants and animals are my gift to the universe. Through untold generations, my race has treasured their DNA. Treat them wisely with the knowledge that all species are precious. |
Encyclopod | These once extinct plants and animals are my gift to the universe. Through untold generations, my race has treasured their DNA. Treat them wisely with the knowledge that all species are precious. | Leela | This is unbelievable. What's going on? |
Leela | This is unbelievable. What's going on? | Hutch | To answer that, I must tell you a story. A story of two alien species so ancient that- |
Hutch | To answer that, I must tell you a story. A story of two alien species so ancient that- | Fry | Hutch, are you okay? |
Fry | Hutch, are you okay? | Fry | Hey, how come I can't read your thoughts anymore? |
Fry | Hey, how come I can't read your thoughts anymore? | Nine | After all these eons, the Dark Ones are no more. Will you preserve their DNA, O Great Encyclopod? |
Nine | After all these eons, the Dark Ones are no more. Will you preserve their DNA, O Great Encyclopod? | Encyclopod | I suppose I should. Wait, where did it go? |
Encyclopod | I suppose I should. Wait, where did it go? | Zoidberg | What? |
Zoidberg | What? | Encyclopod | Well, at any rate, I shall preserve the DNA of Homo sapiens. |
Encyclopod | Well, at any rate, I shall preserve the DNA of Homo sapiens. | Fry | Huh. I thought you only saved the DNA of endangered species. |
Fry | Huh. I thought you only saved the DNA of endangered species. | Fry | I guess he didn't hear me. |
Fry | I guess he didn't hear me. | Bender | Well, looks like that wraps everything up in a nice big, old, fat sack of... |
Bender | Well, looks like that wraps everything up in a nice big, old, fat sack of... | Zapp | Brannigan Kif? |
Zapp | Brannigan Kif? | Kif | Wait for me. |
Kif | Wait for me. | Fry | Well, this is the end. There was so many things I wanted to say to you. |
Fry | Well, this is the end. There was so many things I wanted to say to you. | Leela | Like what? |
Leela | Like what? | Fry | Like this is not the end. But mostly just, I love you, Leela. |
Fry | Like this is not the end. But mostly just, I love you, Leela. | Hermes | Sweet topology of cosmology, it's huge! |
Hermes | Sweet topology of cosmology, it's huge! | Farnsworth | If we fly into it, it could take us trillions of light years away. There's no knowing if we'll ever return. |
Farnsworth | If we fly into it, it could take us trillions of light years away. There's no knowing if we'll ever return. | Fry | What do we do? Should we go for it? |
Fry | What do we do? Should we go for it? | ALL | Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. |