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Fry | Cool! What's my job gonna be? | Farnsworth | You will be responsible for ensuring that the cargo reaches its destination. |
Farnsworth | You will be responsible for ensuring that the cargo reaches its destination. | Fry | So, I'm gonna be a delivery boy? |
Fry | So, I'm gonna be a delivery boy? | Farnsworth | Exactly! |
Farnsworth | Exactly! | Fry | Alright! I'm a delivery boy! |
Fry | Alright! I'm a delivery boy! | Fry | Wow! |
Fry | Wow! | Farnsworth | Not on the same channel, of course. |
Farnsworth | Not on the same channel, of course. | Announcer | Interplanetary deliveries - what a headache! |
Announcer | Interplanetary deliveries - what a headache! | Horrible | Gelatinous Blob: Evans! Where's that package from Earth? |
Horrible | Gelatinous Blob: Evans! Where's that package from Earth? | Man | I'm not Evans! |
Man | I'm not Evans! | Horrible | Gelatinous Blob! |
Horrible | Gelatinous Blob! | Announcer | When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable, on time delivery. |
Announcer | When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable, on time delivery. | Evans | Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob. |
Evans | Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob. | Horrible | Gelatinous Blob: Good work, Evans! You've got a future around here. |
Horrible | Gelatinous Blob: Good work, Evans! You've got a future around here. | Evans | Thank you, sir! |
Evans | Thank you, sir! | Announcer | Planet Express: Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't. |
Announcer | Planet Express: Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't. | Fry | Are there really giant birds like that? |
Fry | Are there really giant birds like that? | Farnsworth | No, no! That was all just special effects! Now let's have breakfast. I hope everyone likes eggs. |
Farnsworth | No, no! That was all just special effects! Now let's have breakfast. I hope everyone likes eggs. | Farnsworth | Ah, Hermes! Crew, meet Hermes Conrad. He manages my delivery business, pays the bills, notifies next of kin, what have you. |
Farnsworth | Ah, Hermes! Crew, meet Hermes Conrad. He manages my delivery business, pays the bills, notifies next of kin, what have you. | Hermes | Someone come and dropped this package through the slot last night. Now which one of you is the captain? |
Hermes | Someone come and dropped this package through the slot last night. Now which one of you is the captain? | Farnsworth | Oh, my! I haven't picked a new captain yet. It's always so hard to choose. |
Farnsworth | Oh, my! I haven't picked a new captain yet. It's always so hard to choose. | Fry | Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! |
Fry | Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! | Farnsworth | Hmm, you! |
Farnsworth | Hmm, you! | Hermes | OK, Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen. |
Hermes | OK, Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen. | Leela | Death by airlock failure. |
Leela | Death by airlock failure. | Hermes | Mm. |
Hermes | Mm. | Leela | Death by brain parasite. |
Leela | Death by brain parasite. | Hermes | Yeah. |
Hermes | Yeah. | Hermes | Oh, you don't want that! |
Hermes | Oh, you don't want that! | Leela | Look, I don't know about any of your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible. |
Leela | Look, I don't know about any of your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible. | Hermes | Sign the paper! |
Hermes | Sign the paper! | Farnsworth | Now, Fry, before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little ... unusual. He wears sandals! |
Farnsworth | Now, Fry, before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little ... unusual. He wears sandals! | Fry | Hi-- |
Fry | Hi-- | Farnsworth | Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy. He needs a physical. |
Farnsworth | Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy. He needs a physical. | Zoidberg | Excellent, excellent! |
Zoidberg | Excellent, excellent! | Farnsworth | You'll be fine. |
Farnsworth | You'll be fine. | Zoidberg | mouth! |
Zoidberg | mouth! | Fry | I only have one. |
Fry | I only have one. | Zoidberg | Really? |
Zoidberg | Really? | Fry | Uh, is there a human doctor around? |
Fry | Uh, is there a human doctor around? | Zoidberg? | My mother was a saint! Get out! |
Zoidberg? | My mother was a saint! Get out! | Farnsworth | Dear Lord, Bender, you're filthy. |
Farnsworth | Dear Lord, Bender, you're filthy. | Bender | Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck! |
Bender | Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck! | Farnsworth | Amy, why don't you give his body a going over with the cleaning pick? |
Farnsworth | Amy, why don't you give his body a going over with the cleaning pick? | Amy | OK. Does it hurt when I go like this? |
Amy | OK. Does it hurt when I go like this? | Leela | Ow! |
Leela | Ow! | Bender | A little. |
Bender | A little. | Fry | Well, the doctor says I'm as healthy as a crab. Can I go into space now? |
Fry | Well, the doctor says I'm as healthy as a crab. Can I go into space now? | Farnsworth | As soon as we finish cleaning Bender. Oh, and Fry, this is our intern, Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. I like having her around because she's the same blood type as me. |
Farnsworth | As soon as we finish cleaning Bender. Oh, and Fry, this is our intern, Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. I like having her around because she's the same blood type as me. | Amy, | right? |
Amy, | right? | Fry | Last time I checked. |
Fry | Last time I checked. | Amy | Look, we're not as rich as everybody says. |
Amy | Look, we're not as rich as everybody says. | Leela | Uh-huh! What sorority do you belong to? |
Leela | Uh-huh! What sorority do you belong to? | Bender | Alright, show's over, I'm tired. |
Bender | Alright, show's over, I'm tired. | Farnsworth | Ah, to be young again. And also a robot. Now, as I recall, you youngsters have a package to deliver. |
Farnsworth | Ah, to be young again. And also a robot. Now, as I recall, you youngsters have a package to deliver. | Fry | Finally! Come on, Bender. Let's mosey! |
Fry | Finally! Come on, Bender. Let's mosey! | Bender | Nice catch, idiot! |
Bender | Nice catch, idiot! | Fry | So where are we going anyway? |
Fry | So where are we going anyway? | Fry | and those other brave guys no one ever heard of! |
Fry | and those other brave guys no one ever heard of! | Amy | Oh, I love stuff like the moon! Can I come, Leela? |
Amy | Oh, I love stuff like the moon! Can I come, Leela? | Leela | day as captain. |
Leela | day as captain. | Farnsworth | If something goes wrong, bring back the blood. |
Farnsworth | If something goes wrong, bring back the blood. | Fry | Can I do the countdown? |
Fry | Can I do the countdown? | Leela | Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out. |
Leela | Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out. | Fry | ... nine-- |
Fry | ... nine-- | Leela | OK, we're here! |
Leela | OK, we're here! | Fry | Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff! |
Fry | Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff! | Fry | Hurry up! I wanna see the moon! |
Fry | Hurry up! I wanna see the moon! | Leela | Relax. It's open till 9. |
Leela | Relax. It's open till 9. | Fry | That's one small step for Fry-- |
Fry | That's one small step for Fry-- | Man | And one giant line for admission! |
Man | And one giant line for admission! | Fry | Um, can I have cuts? |
Fry | Um, can I have cuts? | Man | Hmm ... no! |
Man | Hmm ... no! | Fry | You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the moon! |
Fry | You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the moon! | Amy! | It's the happiest place orbiting Earth. |
Amy! | It's the happiest place orbiting Earth. | Fry | Let's go, already! |
Fry | Let's go, already! | Leela | Fry, we have a crate to deliver. |
Leela | Fry, we have a crate to deliver. | Fry | Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. |
Fry | Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. | Bender | Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. |
Bender | Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. | Leela | OK, if everyone's finished being stupid-- |
Leela | OK, if everyone's finished being stupid-- | Fry | I had more but you go ahead. |
Fry | I had more but you go ahead. | Leela | We'll deliver that crate like professionals and then we'll go home. |
Leela | We'll deliver that crate like professionals and then we'll go home. | Fry | But I've never been to the moon before. |
Fry | But I've never been to the moon before. | Leela | Amy, why don't you help Fry hoist down the crate. Then lock up when you're done. Just be careful. |
Leela | Amy, why don't you help Fry hoist down the crate. Then lock up when you're done. Just be careful. | Amy | Aye, aye, Captain! I mean only one eye. I mean, yes, sir-- Um, ma'am! |
Amy | Aye, aye, Captain! I mean only one eye. I mean, yes, sir-- Um, ma'am! | Amy | Clear? |
Amy | Clear? | Fry | Clear! |
Fry | Clear! | Amy | Ready to hoist? |
Amy | Ready to hoist? | Fry | Ready! |
Fry | Ready! | Amy | Ow! |
Amy | Ow! | Fry | My first space delivery. |
Fry | My first space delivery. | Fry | Uh, greetings, Moon Man. We come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth. |
Fry | Uh, greetings, Moon Man. We come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth. | Sal | Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach. |
Sal | Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach. | Fry | But you are lazy, right? |
Fry | But you are lazy, right? | Sal | Oh, don't get me started. |
Sal | Oh, don't get me started. | Craterface | Hi, I'm Craterface! Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir. |
Craterface | Hi, I'm Craterface! Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir. | Bender | Better mascots than you have tried. |
Bender | Better mascots than you have tried. | Craterface | At least I still have my self respect! |
Craterface | At least I still have my self respect! | Leela | Who buys this trash? |
Leela | Who buys this trash? | Bender | who need gifts for other idiots. |
Bender | who need gifts for other idiots. | Fry | Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets. |