character_a
stringlengths 1
23
| line_a
stringlengths 1
535
| character_b
stringlengths 1
23
| line_b
stringlengths 1
535
|
|---|---|---|---|
Fry | Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. | Fry | how you play the game! |
Fry | how you play the game! | Boy | You stink, loser! |
Boy | You stink, loser! | Panucci | Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!! |
Panucci | Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!! | Fry | Michelle, baby! Where you going? |
Fry | Michelle, baby! Where you going? | Michelle | I put your stuff out on the sidewalk! |
Michelle | I put your stuff out on the sidewalk! | Fry | I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life. |
Fry | I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life. | Bike | Thief: Happy new year! |
Bike | Thief: Happy new year! | Fry | Here's to another lousy millennium. |
Fry | Here's to another lousy millennium. | Crowd | Ten! |
Crowd | Ten! | Crowd | Neuf! |
Crowd | Neuf! | Crowd | Otto! |
Crowd | Otto! | Crowd | Saba! |
Crowd | Saba! | Crowd | Eksi! |
Crowd | Eksi! | Crowd | Wu! |
Crowd | Wu! | Crowd | Char! |
Crowd | Char! | Crowd | Thathu! |
Crowd | Thathu! | Crowd | Nee! |
Crowd | Nee! | Crowd | One! |
Crowd | One! | Fry | What the--? |
Fry | What the--? | Fry | My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo! |
Fry | My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo! | Terry | Welcome to the world of tomorrow! |
Terry | Welcome to the world of tomorrow! | Lou | Why do you always have to say it that way? |
Lou | Why do you always have to say it that way? | Terry | Come, your destiny awaits! |
Terry | Come, your destiny awaits! | Lou | Have a nice future. |
Lou | Have a nice future. | Fry | Ow! |
Fry | Ow! | Leela | Name? |
Leela | Name? | Fry | Uh, Fry. |
Fry | Uh, Fry. | Leela | I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here. |
Leela | I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here. | Fry | Can I ask you a question? |
Fry | Can I ask you a question? | Leela | As long as it's not about my eye. |
Leela | As long as it's not about my eye. | Fry | Uh... |
Fry | Uh... | Leela | Is it about my eye? |
Leela | Is it about my eye? | Fry | Sort of. |
Fry | Sort of. | Leela | Just ask the question. |
Leela | Just ask the question. | Fry | What's with the eye? |
Fry | What's with the eye? | Leela | I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject. |
Leela | I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject. | Fry | Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth? |
Fry | Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth? | Leela | No, I just work here. |
Leela | No, I just work here. | Fry | Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate? |
Fry | Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate? | Leela | Yep. It's December 31st, 2999. |
Leela | Yep. It's December 31st, 2999. | Fry | My God! A million years! |
Fry | My God! A million years! | Leela | I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you. |
Leela | I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you. | Fry | Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me. |
Fry | Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me. | Leela | Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great... |
Leela | Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great... | Leela | ...great-great-great-great-great nephew. |
Leela | ...great-great-great-great-great nephew. | Fry | That's great! What's the little guy's name? |
Fry | That's great! What's the little guy's name? | Leela | Professor Hubert Farnsworth. |
Leela | Professor Hubert Farnsworth. | Fry | Eurgh! |
Fry | Eurgh! | Fry | What's that? |
Fry | What's that? | Leela | Your permanent career assignment. |
Leela | Your permanent career assignment. | Fry | Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else! |
Fry | Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else! | Leela | Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else. |
Leela | Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else. | Fry | What if I refuse? |
Fry | What if I refuse? | Leela | Then you'll be fired-- |
Leela | Then you'll be fired-- | Fry | Fine! |
Fry | Fine! | Leela | Out of a cannon into the Sun! |
Leela | Out of a cannon into the Sun! | Fry | But I don't like being a delivery boy. |
Fry | But I don't like being a delivery boy. | Leela | You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy. |
Leela | You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy. | Fry | Keep that thing away from me! |
Fry | Keep that thing away from me! | Leela | You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One-- |
Leela | You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One-- | Fry | You owe me one. |
Fry | You owe me one. | Fry | Whoa! |
Fry | Whoa! | Man | #1: JFK Jr. Airport. |
Man | #1: JFK Jr. Airport. | Man | #1. |
Man | #1. | Fry | Um. Cross Town Express? |
Fry | Um. Cross Town Express? | Man | #2: Pft! Tourist! |
Man | #2: Pft! Tourist! | Fry | Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? |
Fry | Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? | Fry | It doesn't look so shiny to me. |
Fry | It doesn't look so shiny to me. | Bender | Shinier than yours, meatbag! |
Bender | Shinier than yours, meatbag! | Bender | Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer! |
Bender | Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer! | Booth | Voice: Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible. |
Booth | Voice: Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible. | Fry | Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call. |
Fry | Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call. | Booth | Voice: You have selected: Slow and Horrible. |
Booth | Voice: You have selected: Slow and Horrible. | Bender | Bring it on, baby! |
Bender | Bring it on, baby! | Bender | C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender! |
Bender | C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender! | Fry | Help! What's happening? |
Fry | Help! What's happening? | Booth | Voice: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008. |
Booth | Voice: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008. | Bender | Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk! |
Bender | Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk! | Leela | Two, three-- Hey! |
Leela | Two, three-- Hey! | Terry | Welcome to the world of tomorrow! |
Terry | Welcome to the world of tomorrow! | Leela | Shut up, Terry. |
Leela | Shut up, Terry. | Ipgee | This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip. |
Ipgee | This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip. | Leela | Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him. |
Leela | Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him. | Ipgee | Life is good! |
Ipgee | Life is good! | Fry | Why would a robot need to drink? |
Fry | Why would a robot need to drink? | Bender | So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job. |
Bender | So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job. | Fry | Really? What do you do, Bender? |
Fry | Really? What do you do, Bender? | Bender | I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do. |
Bender | I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do. | Fry | You any good at it? |
Fry | You any good at it? | Bender | You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for. |
Bender | You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for. | Fry | What? |
Fry | What? | Bender | Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself. |
Bender | Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself. | Fry | Wait! You're the only friend I have! |
Fry | Wait! You're the only friend I have! | Bender | You really want a robot for a friend? |
Bender | You really want a robot for a friend? | Fry | Yeah, ever since I was six. |
Fry | Yeah, ever since I was six. | Bender | Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger. |
Bender | Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger. | Fry | Don't look! Don't look! |
Fry | Don't look! Don't look! | Bender | I'm not looking! |
Bender | I'm not looking! | Leela | This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up. |
Leela | This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up. | Smitty | We'll be there in five minutes. |
End of preview. Expand
in Dataset Viewer.
README.md exists but content is empty.
Use the Edit dataset card button to edit it.
- Downloads last month
- 37