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<START_QUESTION> what can you feel but you can not see! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> air hhh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the duck say to the other duck? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to get a job <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a hot dog before its heated <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cold dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> popular brands of this delicious treat are yoplait, gogur, and invasive <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yogurt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a person feeling while eating a " kale " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> akela <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 12 kids in a classroom. 6 kids are wearing socks and 4 are wearing shoes. 3 kids are wearing both. how many are bare feet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 5 kids have barefeet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what resembles a half of bread <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> other half <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you make 7 an even number? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> by removing the s <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many animals of each species did moose take on the work <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none noah did <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the riddles that answers are the wind. are really lame stop accepting them! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you suck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> would you rather a croc eat you or an alligator? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> aligator <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> susan has invited her family to thanksgiving dinner. as her plates are not the best, susan wants to buy new plates, one for each person at her thanksgiving dinner. there'll be a grandfather, a grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two daughters, one father - in - law, one mother - in - law and a daughter - in - law. at least how many plates does Susan need to buy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 7 plates <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the ancient giant from the east was slain by man and by beast and laid to rest upon his pyre to feed a ravenous desire he'd swallowed a woman while then, feeling hungry still, he tried to swallow a horse and thus he died <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> troy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> harry and his son seven were driving to the beach when a car crashed into them and hairy was killed instantly and seven was rushed to the emergency room and when he got there the doctor said I can't operate on him he's my son who is the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor is steves mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are the two things you can't have for lunch? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> breakfast and dinner <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you tell the difference between dogs and trees? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> by their bark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it can be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stairs and under hills, in empty holes it fills. it comes first and follows after. ends life, kills laughter! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> isnt it obvious its darkness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do locksmiths go on vacation? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> florida keys <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of dog do you have that you don't want to eat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> burned hot dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how does a rooster lay an egg? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it doesnt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowboy ride into town on paddy. he stays 3 days and leaves on paddy. how did he do that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horse is named friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call two witches who live together? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> broommates <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> men in skirts blow into these <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bagpipes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are the bus driver! 2 people get on 1 person gets off 10 people get on 4 people get off 6 people get on 4 people get off whatcolor is the bus drivers shirt? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> color of ur shirt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it called when batman skips church? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> christian bale <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> perhaps the most important adjective for ballerinas and princesses <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> graceful <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> three lives have i. gentle enough to soothe the skin, light enough to caress the sky, hard enough to crack rocks. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can see without eyes? what can hear without ears? what can climb without arms? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human imagination <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the noblest musical instrument? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> upright piano <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> your driving a bus. 6 people get on, 3 people get off, then 17 people got on. at the last stop 31 people get on. what is the name of the bus driver? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your name e g paige <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats green on weekdays, smells on Thursday, floats on Sunday, can be seen but cant be drawn. you cook it but dont eat it. flies but has no wings. when you drop it in water it turns orange. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> golfball eating plattapuss <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you break without ever touching? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your promise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is shrouded in dark but still light? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man with candel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> only one of the following statements is true, which one is it? one statement here is false. two statements here are false. three statements here are false. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2nd statement is true <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I sing like a cat howling <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> brittney spirs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I sail the seas for money as i attack another ship then i take the spoils of the battle the enemy is in my grip what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pirate <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are my brother but i am not your brother. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do cows wear bells? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because their horns dont work <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the color of the clouds? while what is the color of most snow? what what do cows drink? milk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its not milk its water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a boy who invited a friend over to play. the mum said " im going to go to the shops now ". so she did. the kids played footy inside. when mum got home and said " you have been playing football haven't you? " how did she know? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> glass was on outside <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how come you can trick a vampire so easily? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because the are suckers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I give birth every day, i am loved by all, i get abused every day and if what people think about for 1 night. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they are the most foreign visitors you could ever imagine <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> alien <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is an insect; my second is a border; my whole puts the face in a tuneful disorder <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> anthem <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a burning fire in one's heart yet in one lion will never start across the nations influences people yet can not be seen through a peep hole <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> courage <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ammy ammy have you heard? nanny's going to buy me a violin! and if that violin won't play. what will nanny's buy me next? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dragonfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what dentists battle on a daily basis <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cavities <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was going to new york. along the way he met a man with seven wives. each wife had seven children. each child had seven cats. each cat had seven kittens. kittens, cats, children, wives. how many people are going to new york? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one man <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this baked italian dish consisting of this and layered with meat or vegetables, cheese, and tomato sauce is one of our favorites can you guess what it is? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lasagna <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in the middle of the night, a man goes into his back - yard and shoots a bird. due to this, he never sees another sunrise. why? ( hint: the bird is male ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he shoot his rooster <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a man and a half catch a fish and a half in a day and a half how many fish with 6 men catch in 7 days? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 28 fish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what black, white and red ( a ) d all over? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cow in hot lava <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were three eggs in the morning and in the afternoon there were two. what happened? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one hatched <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there once was a cowboy who rode out on Monday and didn't return for two days. yet he came back on Monday. how can that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horses name was monday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. he immediately identifies them as adam and even. how can he tell they are adam and even? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they had no belly buttons <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that walks on four legs in the past, two in the present and 3 in the future <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you jump off a two story building where do you land? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in the hospital <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what men do to the first thing in the morning and last thing at night no man nor woman will stop him from it. what you are doing while reading this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toilet 2 sitting <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I hang high, if long, i live in a box, and i help people see clearly. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> floorescent light <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an i dance and i am all over the world <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leaves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. where do they bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury the survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> carpet car and pet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowboy rode into town on holiday. he spent three days ( 72 hours ) in town, and rode home on friday. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cowboys horses name was friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsuit but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing, what happened <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cat jumped off first floor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is as large as a mountain or small as a sea and endlessly swims in a waterless sea? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> asteroid <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20kg. he put something that made it 19kg, what did he put? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> holes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what year comes next in this sequence: 1973 1979 1987 1993 1997 1999 <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2003 they are prime years <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? biblical what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? terminal <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> american <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, a lady's delight. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pearls <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> can describe a distress signal or flashy accessories <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flare <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you take 1 from 19 to equal 20, without using negatives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roman numerals <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a duck is swimming in a lake. a cat is sitting in her tail. if the duck dives, what happens to the cat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he gets wet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of key do you use on thanksgiving? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> turkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have: 2 heads, 20 feet, 52 arms, 2 hands, and one mouth, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> liar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you dig a hole that is 1 * 1 * 1 sq inches deep how much dirt is in the hole? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing because its a holehaha <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> goldfish cant drown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> elephant had a bigger trunk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what starts out white ends black and always rolling? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> game of pool <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a chef had 50red beans in a pot and 50 green beans in another pot he took the beans a tree up high and then landed back as the way he started back in the pots arguing how did he do it <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> just by luck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because the window is closed <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the fly say to the bee <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your beeing very anyyoning <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does it mean if something is " iffy "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> uncertain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the babycorn say to the mamacorn? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wheres popcorn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> looks like water, but it's heat. sits on sand, lays on concrete. people have been known, to follow it everywhere. but it gets them no place, and all they can do is stare. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mirage <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 2 dots, a circle, and a upside down frown? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> smiley face <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a red house is red, a blue house is blue, a purple house is purple what colour is a greenhouse <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> green house is see through <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what language does a billboard speak? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sign language <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have big gray ears a small gray tail and a large trunk what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouse going on vacation <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what gets wet as it dries? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> towl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> nick's father has three sons snap, crakle, and _ _ _ _? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nick <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a head and a tail but no body? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coinit has head and tail <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> david's mom had four kids. the first one was a boy named jimmy. the second one was a girl named sammy. the third was a boy named chris. the fourth one was a boy. what was his name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> david <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is more than 2 but less then 3? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two and a half <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you really want my identity, you can unlock my name with a key. a tree swing is my favorite toy, yet i'm neither little girl or boy. i am no coin with my head and tail, yet i may spend time in a bar - locked jail. i cannot speak or read or fly, but i'll ask you this: what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I throw her in the air, she falls down: I throw her down, she rises in the air? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rubber ball <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am one everynight with out light but make two during the day who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shawdow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if dick's father is mom's son, what relation is dick to him? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tom is dicks grandfather <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can do this once, but not once in your life. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> vote <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the woman leave her son on a step? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she wanted a stepson <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> just imagine your locked up in a box filled with water and there are sharks all around you, what do you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |