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<START_QUESTION> a first job for many kids, this could be described as " media distribution management " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paperroute <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what rains at the north pole? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> reindeer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was digging and found a block of ice with two people in it. immediately, he knew it was adam and even. how did he know? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they had no bellybuttons <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> with the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100. they must stay in the same order. you can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. remember, they have to stay in the same order! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 12345678x9 100 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does an envelope say when you like it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing it just shuts up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a bird but i can not fly <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ostrich <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ladies used to party with this kitchen device <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tupperware <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why wasn't birth put in jail after killing dozens of people? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she was a hurricane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> our ancestors came from this continent <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> africa <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> george walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. how did he do that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was bald <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> with a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone and skin long I stood what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> castle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is weightless, and colorless. but when put into a barrel the barrel weighs less. what can it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beggar was a woman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have no bed to sleep nor do i have a place to live. i don't have a single penny with me, but still i am known to be a king. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> king of jungle lion <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the football coach upset with the candy machine? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he wanted his quarter back <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> got milk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ifyoutoss a ball and it does not hit anything how does it come back? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> u toss it up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when do elephants have 8 feet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when thaey are two <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> racers are asked to start these at mascara events <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> engine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am something when you make me, i hold your knowledge, i have the answer, i am as you make me i am this of which i have just said, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because there is no atmosphere <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the eternal darkness, devoid in space. in one place i am the other i'm not. to some i exist to others i don't. i go forever but never i'm not. i am eternal like some or not. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothingness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be red or green, some people like me but some people dislikes me. for most people when they eat me. their face turns red! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chili <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do babies and basketball players have in common? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they dribble <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rides to town on holiday, stays there for two days and returns on paddy. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mans horses name is friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I was walking down the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. what is the old man's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> andrewanddrew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is brown and shaped like a bucket. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> red bucket in disguise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in each calendar you will find sunny before midday. but where will you find monday before sunday? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in a dictonary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does an elephant use to carry items? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its trunk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my mom has just had a baby but is not my brother or sister. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baby <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what type of animal keeps the best time <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> watchdog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was 6 scared of 7? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because 7 8 9 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> bobs mom has four kids bill, baby, and bernie. who's the fourth child? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bob <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> black within, red without, with four corners round about. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chimny <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 24 white horses on a red hill 12 go up and 12 go down what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> of cource im your teeth <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word was kept in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> inkstand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the color of the american gray horse? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gray <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why are basketball players so messy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they dribble <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be long or short, i can be thick or thin, i can be red or white, and i'll always fit right. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tampon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> captain pick of star trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. what is his third ear called? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> final front ear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do football players stay cool during games? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stand next to fans <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am some one you dont know who am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stranger to u <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a girl in a story and in a show. i have 2 mean stepsister. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cinderella <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the rich can't have it, the poor do have it, and if you eat it for a while, you die. what am i thinking of? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is nothing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you fit 10 horses into nine stables with one horse in each <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tenhorses <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the moreyoutake the moreyouleave behind <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its stupid <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> flour of england, fruit of spawn, met together in a shower of rain; put in a bag tied round with a string, if you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plum pudding <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a little boy and his father were at the beach one day when the little boy slipped and banged his head on the sharp rocks. he needed surgery and the father had to go home. but when he was about to go into theatre a doctor goes up to the boy and says: " I cant operate on him, he's my son. " who was the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hi mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> never resting, never still. moving silently from hill to hill. it does not walk, run or trot, all is cool where it is not. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sunshine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet i do lack. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm one of the tallest things you'll see i cant move or talk everyone likes me what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> bold are the first; true are the second; playful are the third; clever are the fourth; forceful are the fifth <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> brave <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I light on fire, i drip but i burn. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do bedtime books sleep? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> under their covers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a round hotel. a famous person walks in. the lights go off. when the lights turn back on the famous person is dead. who did it, the waiter dusting the corner, the chef holding cleavers, or the crazy customer? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> waiter its a round hotel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rode in to town on his horse on payday and 3 days later he left on friday show's that possible. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horse name is friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on a map <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how did the computer get drunk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it took to many screenshots <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is this type of food. you do not eat it outside, but whenyoucook ityoueat its inside. whenyour done with the insideyoutrow away the inside. what food can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> corn on the cob <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I enjoy the earths creations and never kill. what i do to be happy is illegal what am i. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stoner <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sign. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sign on the dotted line <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a long neck, i'm named after a bird, i feed on cargo of ships i'm not alive what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is 20 years old but has only had 5 birthdays. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was born febuary 29th <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a tail, and i have a head, but i have no body. i am not a snake. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> quarter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. he is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. before that though, you said " you are the best tutor ever! i never get a bad grade anymore! awesome! ". when you get your test back, you see something like a g. what was your real grade? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> c c minus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his butt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the difference between a chicken and you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chicken is much smarter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you throw away the outside then cook the inside then you eat the outside then throw away the inside what can it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> corn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when it is cold i make it colder i love winter nothing you can touch related to wind i can make it really chilly do you have a clue i'm related to wind you don't like it when i'm around loose the t - shirts and shorts <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> windchill <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which cannot open a door? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a cow w / nolegs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> freak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what animal is white, black and red at the same time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> apenguin with a diaper rash <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> describes a mysterious region and a stylish pair of shorts <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bermuda <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the crime but doesn't do the time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> acteractress <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you buy me to eat, but never eat me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silverware <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Mary's father has five children many, many, son, tommy who is the fifth child? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mary itself <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. i put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> clothes hanger <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were five cows walking up a hill. one said " I see four cows " which cow said it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none cows cannot talk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of men are always above board? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chessmen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a horn but does not work? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rhinoceros <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a foot long and slippery? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> slipper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you breath me in you breath me out? what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tyhe answer is air <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> greenthumb <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they seem so long but their only 24 close to death is when you want more. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hour <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they belong to me, they belong to you, they can make you feel happy or make you feel blue, they never end until the day you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> thoughts <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> rich people need it, so does the poor, a man loves it more than life, and a woman loves it more than her husband. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jesus christ <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if 5 is 6 what is 6 <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 7 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a pink single - story house and everything in it is pink. the doors are pink, the windows are pink, and the tv is pink. what color is the stairs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are no stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> thers 3 kindergarten kids walking down the street black blonde and brunette who most pretty? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> black because she is 17 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. they can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. they do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they all made righthand turns <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have to coin that = 35. one of them is not a dime <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 25 and 10 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> david's father has three songs: snap, crackle, and? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> david <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> timid or weak people are said to not have these <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> backbone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. after one minute he was dead. how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was an astronaut <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. smith and his son are driving in a car, they get into an accident, mr. smith dies and his son is rushed to the hospital, and the surgeon says " I can't operate on him because he is my son. " how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgeon was his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has the size of a cat, feet like a cat, and a head of a cat that is not a cat. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kitten <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a thousand wheels, but move i do not call me what i am, call me a lot what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parkinglot <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what walks on it's head all day and sometimes in the night? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nail on horse shoe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman is sitting in her room at night. she has no lights on, no candle, no lamp, no light at all and yet she is reading. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she is reading braille <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is something the strongest man in the world cannot hold for an hour? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their breath <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |