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<START_QUESTION> there were a boy and his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of us. how does that work out! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boy couldnt count <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm usually slimy and sticky, soft but bumpy, bright and dull, i love to eat what bugs me and sometimes i live in a hole. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hopefully you <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> all men take off their hats to one person. who is this person? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> barber <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be big, black, and brown in a few areas. people think i am dangerous most of the time. and i am one of the most dangerous kind of dogs alive. what kind of dog am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rottweiler <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the man punch the fruit? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was written fruitpunch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is as big as a biscuit, and deep as a cup but not even a river can fill it up? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> strainer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the weapon of choice to create the biggest shock <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stungun <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> both old people and owls are said to be possessing this trait <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> jack and skull were found dead on the floor. all there was in the room was broken glass and water. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jack and jill were fish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my father and i were in a car accident. my father was killed and i was sent to the hospital. a few doctors were going to cooperate on me when a doctor yelled, " no! he's my son! " how could the doctor say that if my father was killed? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was my mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is an animal, also used for computers, and can be any colour? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there's a butcher and he's 6 " 2 and his wife is 5 " 3. his wife weighs 160lbs. what does the butcher weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> meat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the ruler of shovels i have a double i am as thin as a knife i have a wife what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> king of spades <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Henry was out walking one day. he met his father - in - law's only daughter's mother - in - law. what did they call her? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he called her mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an airplane flying from the united states to cabbage crashes on the border of the two countries. where do they bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> screaming, soaring seeking sky flowers of fire flying high eastern art from ancient time name me know and solve this rhyme <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> firework <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are driving around the jail and you see prisoners dreaming to get out of the jail i see that there are only fat people. why are they fat? let me tell you why people, they are old, old people want to eat if there were only young people they wouldn't be so fat what is the drivers name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> joey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you fit nine horses in 10 stables, evenly? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spell it out <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do you find a dog with no legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> where ever you left it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am thought to be everywhere, and i only have one rival. he hides within himself, and stays wherever i cannot reach. who am i? and who is my rival? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> light he is dark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are in a car, the doors are locked, the only thingyouhave is a bat, how doyouget out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> unlock the door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a bomber plane flying through the air. nothing is wrong with this plane, everything works in perfection. the bomb hatches open and the clamps that hold the bomb open to release but the bomb goes nowhere. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plane is upside down <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a boy and his dad driving in a car. ( the dad was a doctor ) they got in a bad car crash. the dad died and the son was injured. the son got rushed to the hospital. when the doctor got in the doctor said i can not operate on this boy he is my son. who is the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> docor was his mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what ends in a'w'but has no end? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rainbow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get from a cow after an earthquake? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> milkshakes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the chicken cross the lake of acid infested with mutant aliens breed to devour chickens? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beats me <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what gets wet while drying? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bathroom towel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a tongue but doesnt speak? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sneaker <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be any size, shape, and i can have the same volume, perimeter, and area of anything. i can bend and flex and fit through anything. i can fly. and i can fall. i can be hot and cold. you can't hurt me. but i can kill you in a matter of minutes. i can weigh a gram, and i can weigh 500 tons. if i am big enough i can smush anything. i can be 2 inches tall. and 500 feet tall. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> simply water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it can help you with your hair some way <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hair band <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> some people want to meet me some people don't beleive me and some people claim to be me <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> god <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you ride a donkey across a bridge, on Wednesday. 24 hours later you ride the same donkey back across the same bridge, on Wednesday. how can that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> donkeys name is wednesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you don't want me, although i keep coming back. you make me, but then get rid of me like that. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> garbage <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> double my number, i'm less than a score, half of my number is less than four. add one to my double when bakers are near, days of the week are still greater, i fear. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> number six <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> oh, what a surprise! oh, what a miracle! it sprouted without a seed, it stood without a trunk. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> world <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what question can you never honestly answer yes to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you asleep or dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four eyes and no legs and tail? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mississippi <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the higher i climb, the hotter i engage, i can not escape my crystal cage. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mercury in a thermometer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. what place are you in now? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your in first place <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oasis <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you you call the pig that can fly <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> airporkairport <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> a mountain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> find the four digit number in which the first digit is the fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1694 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did six run away from seven. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because seven eightate nine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowboy went to an inn on payday. he stayed 2 nights and left on paddy. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horse was called friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the middle of nowhere? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> h <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can't keep this without giving it first? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> promise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> under pressure is the only way i work, and by myself is the only way i am hurt. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> diamond <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the color of the white house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> white <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the launch destination of choice for teenagers and hospital employees <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cafeteria <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you draw a square with a x in the middle and a circle behind it while out lifting your pencil off your paper? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you cant <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the only amusing part of the body what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> youare <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> most people need it, some ask for it, some give it, but almost nobody takes it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> advice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a man went up to an old cottage, knocked on the door, and an old woman answered. the man said, " good morning, my. turner. " if they never met, seen, or heard of each other, how did he know her name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man was mailman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. what is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> moist <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you do this to protect yourself it doesnt have many colors on it the noise it makes is as big as its bite! what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> duck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do computer programmers sing in the shower? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> disco <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> conductor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be swallowed, but i can also swallow you what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pride <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the bear catch a cold? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> idk someone esls answer that <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why does a dragon sleep all day? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> so it can hunt knights <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who can only prevent forest fires? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> smokey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two men are playing chess and they both win there's no tie, stale mate, nothing like that how is this possible. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they werent playing each other <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Mary is decorating. she paints the floor yellow, the walls red and the ceiling blue. what colour has she painted the stairs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she lives in a bungalow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> break me and I am better, immediately set and harder to be broken again what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> record <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are in a plane. there is a house in front of you and a car behind you. where are you? hint: it is not a dream <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on a merrygoround carousel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I hear everyone around me both land and sea yet i am not real. what am i. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> equator <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes good with a roesthisberger? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hinesward <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what number squared = 12345678987654321? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 111111111 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the key that does not open a door? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> turkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. what does he weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> meat he is a butcher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the more I eat the less I will weigh, the hungrier i am the less I can eat, i never feed myself and there is only one way, unless you feed me right your temper may pay. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> change machine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " b " in " despair " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> believe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how to make a time traveling machine <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i dont <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one night, a king and a queen got on a bus with no bus driver. the king and a queen got off the bus. who is left on the bus? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> knight was left on bus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> to you, rude would i never be, though i flag my tongue for all to see. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which month has 28 days? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> all months <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> fire and bob were dead on the floor with shattered glass and water all around them. the door was locked from both the inside and the outside. the window curtain was left blowing. how did they die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were fish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is more amazing than a talking dog? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spelling bee <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> before it Everest was discovered, which was the tallest mountain in the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mteverest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> three times what number is no larger than two times that same number? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 0 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am hated by people. people are scared of me. i am hated by worms and i always have a worm following me. but the worm is never eaten by birds and other predators. i sometimes live in a house but i am seldom seen. i am alive. i can breathe. and i can eat what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> can be achieved in a car or as a position during conflict <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> neutral <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people want you dead why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your ass cuz you fat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> shall the blooming flowers grow, they grow farther & farther from their past. but there will always be one thing that connects them to their roots. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their stem 0 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the ball drops when the clock hits this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> midnight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> looked at the numbers on this fact you won't find thirteen any place. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a clock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the difference of here and there? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> t <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is the top of a mountain like a bank account? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when it peaks ones interest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you are not you are and what are you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> furniture <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I moan, i groan, i chase after you. i never seem to rest. time's up for you. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> children <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> though I should be unique, you've made most of us the same. i would be stronger, if my characters were stranger. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> password <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed in Argentina where did they bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who is farsighted, and has a true shot, and who rarely tires? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> legolas <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet i am used by almost everybody. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pencil lead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the lady at the beach tell Michael jackson? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> get off my son sun <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two brothers were born on the same day in the same same year the same mother and father but their not twins what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they where triplites <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a brunette, redhead, and a blonde are stranded on an island. they find a lamp and rubbed it. a grave appeared! " i will send you back home if you say something that is true about you, if it is not true, you explode! " said the gone. the brunette said that she thinks she is pretty and she went home! the redhead said that she thinks her hair is pretty and she went home. the blonde said " i think. " and boom, she exploded! why does this happen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blondes dont think <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |