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<START_QUESTION> a man rode out of town on sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on sunday, how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horse was called sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it? what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lawsuit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stand back to back <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I killed one fourth of mankind. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cain who killed abel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what hates darkness, yet loves it. what has no life, yet can die. what turns dreams into nightmares, turns death into love, turns sorrow into cheer, turns laughter into sobbing, turns everything to nothing. it has no feelings, feels no pain. what has the power to turn death to life? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> opposite <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I come twice a week and once a year what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leter e <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man - kind. what are we doing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> smoking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> how do you boo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can do it in vessels for getting you clean. you can do it to fabric to stop being seen. you are doing it when you've come up short. you've done it too when you've equalled in sport. this may sound like there should be images but then, you can do all those things without pencil or pen. what is the word? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> draw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you want to build a stone wall around your 12'x20'garden. if the bricks are 6 " high & 6 " wide and 1'long,. how many bricks will you need to make a wall 6 " wide & 4'tall? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stone wall has no bricks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when a doctor hits you with a hammer he is testing you this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> reflex <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if fish lived on land, where would they live? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in finland <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the thief get for stealing the calendar? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 12 months <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beggar was his sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the second " s " in " says " mean? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> soon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, & when put in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its a hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tip, tarp and, turpintine all begins with " a ". <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> all bebins with a <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make boys pee and girls comb their hair. i make celebrities stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and champagne bubble. if you squeeze me i'll pop if you look at me you'll pop can you guess the riddle <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my eyes 0 0 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy and his father are a car the car crashes and the father is fine but the young man is in a bad way and needs to be operated on, but the operator said I can not operate on him everyone asks why and the operator said hes my son? who is the operator <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his mother is the opperator <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whatquestion can you never answer yes to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you a sleep <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call retorts? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> retarts <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in 1990, a person is 15 years old. in 1995, that same person is 10 years old. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because its 19951990 b c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a nonstop train leaves mosque for kindergarten at 60 mph. another nonstop train leaves lengthened for mosque at 40 mph. how far apart the trains 1 hour before they pass each? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 100 miles 6040 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is shaped like a boot, what has the best spaghetti, what is famous for their capital, what starts with an eye and ends with a eye <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> italy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there's a man at home with a mask on waiting for someone to steal. who is that man with a mask on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> catcher baseball duh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I know you, but you don't know me i know your every thought and every move i am apart of you, but a different person i am the ruler of you and you are my servant who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your conscience <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the shower bar turn red? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its towel fell off <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what makes loud noises, scares cats up trees, tears up the grass, and runs over the flower beds? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lawn mower or lamma <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because its extinct <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> puts the safiest room in a haunted house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> living room <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rode in to town on friends stayed two days and two nights and left on friday how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horse name is friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word that people had always pronounced it wrong? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you throw a ball as hard as you can and it comes back to you but it doesn't hit anything and no one catches it or throws it how does it come back to you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you throw it up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do people want the least on their hands? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> handcuffs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the message try to say: 07734 ( try to right down the number in the paper ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is hello <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am terrifying, and fear inspiring the physical world cannot touch me when i am finished, you might not remember what i did. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nightmare <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. " what eye is like to this eye " said the first eye, " but in low places not in high place. " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sun on daisies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> she was not the youngest and not the oldest. her parents loved her best. who is she? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she was an only child <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what could never fly up and never fly down, but go side to side? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human being <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you do to go on the other side of the door when you have: a bowl of oatmeal, a fork and a knife? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you open the door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am seen in the water if seen in the sky, i am in the rainbow, a jay's feather, and lapis lazuli <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ciphor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a golden bungalow everything in the bungalow is gold - what colour are the stairs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bungalows dont have stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the saddest fruit in the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blueberry <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a name of a canal, but if spelled backwards i become a powerful god. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> suez canal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what boy wizard magically grew a beard each night? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hairy potter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if droid 1783 said the following: " i am none, and so is everyone. everyone is none, and everything is everyone, while none is everything. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> droid 1783 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> guys that laugh and dont make you frown make you smile and never let you fare who is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> clown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is long hard and full of semen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> submerine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when you use it, you break it when you break it, you're happy cleanup's a joy especially for dentists what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pinata <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is as long as 10 men as strong as 10 men but given the chance it cannot stand up upon its own <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> piece of rope <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a thief in a jail cell, wanting to get out. there are no windows, holes or cracks in the walls, he doesn't have any tools, and the door to the jail cell is 3 inches thick. but still the criminal manages to get out. how does he do this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> door isnt locked <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I say everything i hear to others around. i'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. i will, immediately, repeat after you; but only if my tail is in place. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> microphone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the p. e teacher say to the fat kid? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> run <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm sometimes white, although sometimes i'm black. i take you there, but never bring you back. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a hearse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black of eyes and bright of hair. i fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a sunflower <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> trunk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the chicken say when he crossed the road? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothinghe didnt make it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I only have one eye, and a long tail that I let fly, and every time I go through a gap, i leave a bit of my tail in the trap. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> needle and tread <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have holes, but i never break. some people like me but some hate me. what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> swiss cheese <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 10 people on a boat and nobody is below deck but not a single person is in sight. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are all married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> without it, i'm dead. if i'm not, then then i'm behind. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ahead a head <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is ugly has the internet and think they are smart? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> y o u <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where was the mummy when the light went off <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in the dark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tara has $ 29. 00 dollars. she bought 4 coloring books that cost $ 3. 00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $ 2. 00 each. she spend the rest of her money on markers. how much money did she spend on markers <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 9 00 on markers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a rock band, all of the members are dead, one was assassinated, what is the name. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mount rushmoremte rushmore <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? you can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> telephone book <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is laying unconscious next to a green rock wearing a suit. who is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> superman next to kryptonite <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a hill full, a hole full, yet you cannot catch a bowl full. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mist <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walks into a grave yard and sees a man hanging there. there a crowd of people gathered around and the man says, " brothers and sisters i have none but this mans father is my fathers son. " who is the man who has been hung? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> other mans son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where did the shooting star land? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in the jail <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ok so this child walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle under the other arm. she set's the poodle on the table. the bartender says can i help you? she walks up to the bartender just as she stops walking she. what just happens? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she says hoooollleeee sssshhhiiiiitttt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has wings but can't fly? and sucks blood but has no teeth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> always ultra period pads <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the group of animals which hang out in the mist <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gorillas <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when does death come before life? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in the dicsionary lol <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> brothers and sisters have a none, but that man's father is my father's son. who is " that man "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> son of speaker <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the more of these you take, the more appear behind you. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> steps <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mom's mother has three children. the first is named april, and the second is named may. what is the third child's name. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jim <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can crunch in your mouth i can also melt in your mouth at the same time what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crunch bar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you breath me in your breath me out its the only way to breathe so don't even pout. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is air <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you cross a vampire and winter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frostbite <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> make me the liar, even as the forests are. what if my leaves fell like its own - - the tumult of the mighty harmonies will take from both a deep autumnal tone. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> west wind <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is open when it is closed and closed when it is open? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> drawbridge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this is a test riddle <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no answer here <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boat tips over and there are three men in it. all three men go all the way under water but only to get their hair wet. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one is bald <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do sheep get a hair cut? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baabaa shop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when doyougo on red and stop on green? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> whenyour eating a watermelon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am aspired by all, yet hard to find. you can search endlessly, but have little peace of mind. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> happiness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you can touch it, you cannot go in. if you cannot touch it, you can go in. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your coffin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 30 foreheads <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what grows bigger the more you contract it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> debt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black when you buy me, i am red when you use me, then am grey when you throw me away what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coals <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> to volunteered to be the chief organizer for the world's better ball championships. there were 657 contestants from around the world. the tournament was set up whereby the winner would advance and the loser would be eliminated. since there was an odd number of participants, the initial pairing leaves one player out. that player gets a bye and automatically advances to the next round. how many matched will to have to schedule to determine the tether ball champion? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 656 matches will be needed <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when can a bike stand up? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when it it tired <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call bodyguards in front of a housing store? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> guardians of the galaxy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I make the leaves green, i make the dirt brown, i make the blue birds blue, i make all of your childhood dreams come true. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crayons <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they both weigh the same <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's the word inside the riddle? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> iddl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what happens when a lion roars 3 times? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> find the answer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man wants to cross a bridge, he has 3 oranges, but the bridge can only hold 2 oranges, he and all 3 oranges have to cross at the same time. how does he do it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he juggles them while crossing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I dont have here i dont have and i have different colors who i am? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shirts <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |