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Fry | And what does it look like? | Nine | A violet dwarf star! |
Nine | A violet dwarf star! | Fry | You mean, the whole star is a single... Whoa! Sci-fi. |
Fry | You mean, the whole star is a single... Whoa! Sci-fi. | Nine | Alas! Even now, a Dark One is headed to the star to ensure its destruction. |
Nine | Alas! Even now, a Dark One is headed to the star to ensure its destruction. | Fry | Dang! So what does this Dark One look like? |
Fry | Dang! So what does this Dark One look like? | Nine | We don't know. I admit it's a horrifically grave situation. |
Nine | We don't know. I admit it's a horrifically grave situation. | Hutch | Don't sugarcoat it, Nine. The Dark Ones have been evolving so long, it could be anything or anyone. Or anybody. |
Hutch | Don't sugarcoat it, Nine. The Dark Ones have been evolving so long, it could be anything or anyone. Or anybody. | Fry | You mean, like, people? |
Fry | You mean, like, people? | Hutch | Any people. It will kill the egg, and every dude, woman and child who knows about it. |
Hutch | Any people. It will kill the egg, and every dude, woman and child who knows about it. | Nine | Even our crazy caps will be useless at close range. That's why only you, with your defective unreadable brainwave, may be able to thwart them and usher in a new green age of wonder and... |
Nine | Even our crazy caps will be useless at close range. That's why only you, with your defective unreadable brainwave, may be able to thwart them and usher in a new green age of wonder and... | Fry | You're on Fry-time. Leela! Did you get my message? |
Fry | You're on Fry-time. Leela! Did you get my message? | Leela | What message? |
Leela | What message? | Fry | Didn't you see Frida Waterfall? |
Fry | Didn't you see Frida Waterfall? | LeelaSo | you did kill Frida Waterfall? |
LeelaSo | you did kill Frida Waterfall? | Fry | Well, I can't explain anything, but we should talk anyway. Where are you? |
Fry | Well, I can't explain anything, but we should talk anyway. Where are you? | Leela | Oh, no. I'm not gonna expose the Honeybun Hideout. Where are you? |
Leela | Oh, no. I'm not gonna expose the Honeybun Hideout. Where are you? | Fry | Near the Keeler Crater on Mars. Do you know it? |
Fry | Near the Keeler Crater on Mars. Do you know it? | Leela | I, I, uh... I think I read about it. |
Leela | I, I, uh... I think I read about it. | Leela | I'll meet you at the south rim in one hour. No moustaches. |
Leela | I'll meet you at the south rim in one hour. No moustaches. | Zapp | Kif, set coordinates, 36-24-36. AKA, Leela. |
Zapp | Kif, set coordinates, 36-24-36. AKA, Leela. | Fry | Ten minutes late. Ain't that just like a womanista? |
Fry | Ten minutes late. Ain't that just like a womanista? | Leela | Psst. Are you alone? |
Leela | Psst. Are you alone? | Fry | Of course, don't you trust me? |
Fry | Of course, don't you trust me? | Zapp | (over PA): There's no escape, Leela. If you surrender, wave your shirt in the air. |
Zapp | (over PA): There's no escape, Leela. If you surrender, wave your shirt in the air. | Leela | Fry, you traitor! |
Leela | Fry, you traitor! | Amy | (over PA): Hop onto the magnet, Leela! |
Amy | (over PA): Hop onto the magnet, Leela! | Leela | I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry. |
Leela | I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry. | Fry | I'm not a rat, I swear. If I'm any rodent, it's the loyal capybara, king of the rats! No, wait. |
Fry | I'm not a rat, I swear. If I'm any rodent, it's the loyal capybara, king of the rats! No, wait. | Linda | This just in, we are about to get our asses blown off. LaBarbara? |
Linda | This just in, we are about to get our asses blown off. LaBarbara? | Amy | Stay strong, ladies. We can lose them in the giant miniature golf course. |
Amy | Stay strong, ladies. We can lose them in the giant miniature golf course. | Fry | But the course isn't finished. And there's no girls allowed. |
Fry | But the course isn't finished. And there's no girls allowed. | Zapp | So, they want to play mini golf, eh? Two can play at that game. Or even four, depending on the number of ball colors available. |
Zapp | So, they want to play mini golf, eh? Two can play at that game. Or even four, depending on the number of ball colors available. | Zapp | I choose pink. |
Zapp | I choose pink. | Kif | That's their color, sir. |
Kif | That's their color, sir. | Zapp | The hell it is. |
Zapp | The hell it is. | Leela | They're gaining on us. We need a birdie on the windmill hole. |
Leela | They're gaining on us. We need a birdie on the windmill hole. | Amy | Wait. Wait. Drop the boot! |
Amy | Wait. Wait. Drop the boot! | Kif | Sir, at our present speed, the computer predicts a 100% chance we'll be sliced in half. We'll never make it. |
Kif | Sir, at our present speed, the computer predicts a 100% chance we'll be sliced in half. We'll never make it. | Zapp | Not with that attitude, we won't. Same speed ahead! |
Zapp | Not with that attitude, we won't. Same speed ahead! | Zapp | We made it through, Kif. How many men did we lose? |
Zapp | We made it through, Kif. How many men did we lose? | Kif | All of them. |
Kif | All of them. | Zapp | Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other. Seal the airlocks, and draw the shades. Resume shooting. |
Zapp | Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other. Seal the airlocks, and draw the shades. Resume shooting. | Fry | Oh, no! The gorilla! That's a par-four! |
Fry | Oh, no! The gorilla! That's a par-four! | Leela | The mouth's too dangerous. I'm going for the nose. |
Leela | The mouth's too dangerous. I'm going for the nose. | Amy | Don't be a sucker. You won't come out anywhere near the hole. You need to aim for the jaws just when they start to close. |
Amy | Don't be a sucker. You won't come out anywhere near the hole. You need to aim for the jaws just when they start to close. | Leela | Start to close? Are you out of your... |
Leela | Start to close? Are you out of your... | Leela | We made it! |
Leela | We made it! | Zapp | Captaining 101 . Go for the nose. |
Zapp | Captaining 101 . Go for the nose. | Kif | You can't sue the military. |
Kif | You can't sue the military. | Bender | I'm okay then. |
Bender | I'm okay then. | Zapp | Damage report. |
Zapp | Damage report. | Kif | We lost all remaining food and oxygen, Captain. As well as our XM Radio antenna. |
Kif | We lost all remaining food and oxygen, Captain. As well as our XM Radio antenna. | Zapp | Then this chase is over. Kif, set course for the nearest XM repair facility. Meanwhile, we shall sing top hits from the '80s. |
Zapp | Then this chase is over. Kif, set course for the nearest XM repair facility. Meanwhile, we shall sing top hits from the '80s. | Kif | Which '80s, sir? |
Kif | Which '80s, sir? | ZappAnd | I'm hungry like the wolf. |
ZappAnd | I'm hungry like the wolf. | Hermes | The shot was too good! We're jamming straight for the hole. |
Hermes | The shot was too good! We're jamming straight for the hole. | Zoidberg | We're gonna crash, even. |
Zoidberg | We're gonna crash, even. | Amy | Shmeesh, shmell out, shmeverybody. It's a wormhole hole. |
Amy | Shmeesh, shmell out, shmeverybody. It's a wormhole hole. | Farnsworth | ...nother part of the universe. |
Farnsworth | ...nother part of the universe. | Amy | We made it! |
Amy | We made it! | Farnsworth | Uh, whaa... |
Farnsworth | Uh, whaa... | Leela | Crud nuggets! We de-spaced right next to the Nimbus. |
Leela | Crud nuggets! We de-spaced right next to the Nimbus. | Zoidberg | Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting! |
Zoidberg | Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting! | Bender | Hey, look at that. |
Bender | Hey, look at that. | Zapp | Well, well, well. My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran. |
Zapp | Well, well, well. My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran. | Kif | Shall I initiate a pointless and potentially fatal pursuit? |
Kif | Shall I initiate a pointless and potentially fatal pursuit? | Zapp | Make it so. |
Zapp | Make it so. | Bender | It's gonna be fun on the bun, in space. |
Bender | It's gonna be fun on the bun, in space. | Leela | Look! The asteroid. Now it's crawling with life. Like Zoidberg's sandals! |
Leela | Look! The asteroid. Now it's crawling with life. Like Zoidberg's sandals! | Fry | Wow! It's incredible. |
Fry | Wow! It's incredible. | Leela | But it'll be destroyed when Leo Wong blows up the violet dwarf. So why are you helping him? |
Leela | But it'll be destroyed when Leo Wong blows up the violet dwarf. So why are you helping him? | Fry | I can't tell you, Leela. You just have to trust me. |
Fry | I can't tell you, Leela. You just have to trust me. | Leela | You keep saying that, but you have to give me something to go on or I... |
Leela | You keep saying that, but you have to give me something to go on or I... | Planet | Express Ship Alarm: Out of whale oil. Out of whale oil. |
Planet | Express Ship Alarm: Out of whale oil. Out of whale oil. | Leela | The out-of-fuel indicator. It's indicating. |
Leela | The out-of-fuel indicator. It's indicating. | Zoidberg | Say, what's that violet-colored dwarf-like star thing we're drifting into? |
Zoidberg | Say, what's that violet-colored dwarf-like star thing we're drifting into? | Leela | The violet dwarf star! |
Leela | The violet dwarf star! | Fry | Of course. The gorilla was the 18th hole, so we're headed into the ball return. |
Fry | Of course. The gorilla was the 18th hole, so we're headed into the ball return. | Zoidberg | Aye, what else now can go wrong? |
Zoidberg | Aye, what else now can go wrong? | Zapp | on the monitor): Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again. |
Zapp | on the monitor): Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again. | Leela | Don't give up yet. I've got one more trick up my sleeve. |
Leela | Don't give up yet. I've got one more trick up my sleeve. | Amy | That's exactly the number we need. |
Amy | That's exactly the number we need. | Zapp | Ah, the fairer sex. |
Zapp | Ah, the fairer sex. | Zapp | Something's very wrong here, and yet a little bit right. |
Zapp | Something's very wrong here, and yet a little bit right. | Leela | (off-screen) |
Leela | (off-screen) | Bender | (off-screen) |
Bender | (off-screen) | Leela | Bender? |
Leela | Bender? | Bender | All two tons of me. |
Bender | All two tons of me. | Bailiff | Oye, oye, oye. All rise for the honorable Chief Justice D-O-G-G and the Associate Justices. |
Bailiff | Oye, oye, oye. All rise for the honorable Chief Justice D-O-G-G and the Associate Justices. | Judge | Dogg: Yo. Seat it or beat it. The charges against y'all femditos is murder, mayhem, vandalism, kidnapping and resisting arrest. Damn! The big five. You may now make your opening what you got to say for yourselves. |
Judge | Dogg: Yo. Seat it or beat it. The charges against y'all femditos is murder, mayhem, vandalism, kidnapping and resisting arrest. Damn! The big five. You may now make your opening what you got to say for yourselves. | Leela | I mean, may it plizzle the cozizzle. |
Leela | I mean, may it plizzle the cozizzle. | Judge | Dogg: Proceed. |
Judge | Dogg: Proceed. | Leela | These charges are outrageous. Our only goal was to save a rare violet star and its precious ecosystem. If protecting the environment is a crime, then... |
Leela | These charges are outrageous. Our only goal was to save a rare violet star and its precious ecosystem. If protecting the environment is a crime, then... | Judge | Dogg: Protecting the environment is a crime. |
Bailiff | Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? | Nixon | I... Well, now, I... Am I under oath when I take the oath? |
Nixon | I... Well, now, I... Am I under oath when I take the oath? | Ruth | Bader Ginsburg's head: Can the witness identify the feminista leader? |
Ruth | Bader Ginsburg's head: Can the witness identify the feminista leader? | Bender | That's her right there, with the I'm gonna kill you Bender look in her eye. |
Bender | That's her right there, with the I'm gonna kill you Bender look in her eye. | Antonin | Scalia's Head: Hey, aren't you the robot who robbed me at gunpoint last year? |
Antonin | Scalia's Head: Hey, aren't you the robot who robbed me at gunpoint last year? | Bender | No further answers, Your Honor. |
Bender | No further answers, Your Honor. | Fry | Please, Justice Dogg, Leela and her friends are completely innocent. |
Fry | Please, Justice Dogg, Leela and her friends are completely innocent. | Judge | Dogg: Hold up. Were you or were you not abducted by these hoes? |