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<START_QUESTION> if a rooster is on a hill and lays eggs. will it roll or remain seated? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rooster does not lay eggs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for 20 minutes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you breath <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. i'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. by some i get hit, but all have shown fear. i'll dance to the music, though i can't hear. of names i have many, of names i have one. i'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shaddow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> windows <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am not alive, yet i grow to be large. i don't have lungs however i use air to pollute yours. i don't have a mouth, but water kills me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> body odor1111 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what relation would your father's sister's sister in law be to you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your moither <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " r " stand for in " repeats "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> robert <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up and down at the same time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine you are in a steel box. the floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. there is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. how do you get out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " l " in " rbtl " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lines <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rode into town on a payday, stayed 2 days, and left on a thursday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friday was a horse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son were walking on a cliff the man fell and died and the boy was seriously hurt and rushed to hospital and the doctor said i can operate on him as my son who is the doctor! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day two americans are walking down a street one is the father of the other one's son what relations are they <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> husband and wife <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can go so fast but so small you can't see it and comes out of two small caves? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its a sneeze <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this person says their smart, known world wide, hates peace and is completely not patriotic, patriotic <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> george busch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. splash! by the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. you struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. what do you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I say hello in some type of way. yet you seem to ignore me everyday. i get treated like nothing, like a piece of dirt, everytime you walk by, i get hurt. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> welcome mat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> went to the store to buy a fish. the first fish was too small. the second fish was too big. asked if they had any other sizes. which size fish did i get? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> medium <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if your walking down street and trip the chance of you dying is. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 123 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a tick that loves math? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> arithmetic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 1 1 1 2 1 1 3 3 1 1 4 6 4 1 1 5 10 10 5 1 what numbers come next? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1615201561 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a keyboard a mouse a monitor it can have internet. i can move from town to town what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> laptop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a plane crash and there were 46 passengers. every single person dies except 2. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> survivors were married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paper towels <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the eastern bunny's favorite kind of music? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hip hop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is brown and round <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> armadilo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. what must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> holes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a doctor and a boy were fishing. the boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. who was the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> rappers and or t wear these in abundance <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> goldchain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a kind of soothing + cooling ointment, that relief coughing, and relief of breathing. a creamy blend of herbs and other ingredients. what is the medicine called. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> menthol <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the color of the vest's sleeves?. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> vests dont have sleeves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this company makes billions of dollars selling windows. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> microsoft <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your left hand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is running late for work and forgets to grab his umbrella and raincoat, how does he manage to not get rained on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it doesnt rain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I get wetter and wetter but then dryer. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> towl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressed in all black there were no streetlights and no moonlight a car with no headlights came racing towards him. the car managed to avoid the man. how did the driver know he was there <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sun <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a hole is 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide. how much dirt is in it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none because a hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one side is heavy one side is not. what can i? want a hint: one side is not <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> not noto lbs ton100lbs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a little house in which i live all alone. it has no doors or windows, and if i want to go out i must break through the wall. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chick in an egg <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day i sat on a mat, i looked up and saw a big bat, as it swooped down from the air it got caught in my hair, finally it just took my rat. what kind of riddle is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> linerick <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a bomb but never <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bombay <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if. 1 = 3 2 = 3 3 = 5 4 = 4 5 = 4 with 11 & 12 <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 116 126 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are in a house. there are 4 walls to this house. they each have a window and all 4 walls face south. a bear walks by. what color is the bear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> white <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beehive <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm black and white with red all over <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> skunk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> frame suspension front fork wheels <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> motorcycle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am always hungry, i must always be fed. the finger i lick will soon turn red. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flame <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where was the katscan invented <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in south africa <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> marys father has five daughters. the first is called nana, the second is nine, the third is none and the fourth is nine. what is the fifth daughter name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mary marys father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm blue at day and black at night; i do contain some creatures born and died. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sea water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are only 12 of these in the world but everyone has one. what's the answer? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> birthstone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man in new Mexico went to Mexico for 7 days on a house on day 12, 2007 and came back on may12 2007 how is it possible <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hourses name is may122007 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's taller sitting than standing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> seven hearts the journey will make and seven ways the heart will break flesh and bones and pouring rain come to me and ill suck your brain. what i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one breaks and never falls and one falls but never breaks, what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> night and day <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a roadtrip flight that 100 people got on going from the us to comrades. on the way back the plane crashed right on the border line of Canada and the us. 3 / 4 of the people on the plane died, where do they bury the survivors, in Canada or the us? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> neither you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is an plan it crashes every single person dies 1 man survives. how is it possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man is married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> silver but not silver copper but gold you use it every day but who would know <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spoon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I cannot run, i cannot talk. i cannot see, i feel your hand moving around me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> keyboard mouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man has a green car. one month later, the car is blue. what happened? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he painted it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it takes one word to separate them; otherwise they are inseparable. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the man that builds it doesnt use it the man that needs it doesnt know it the man that wants it doesnt sell it what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffincasket <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. smith and his son are driving in a car. they get into a horrible accident. mr. smith dies instantly. mr. smith's son however is rushed to the emergency room. the surgeon said i cannot cooperate on this child because he is my son. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgen is boys mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine. your self in a small box. there is no way possible to get out. there is no doors or ways to get out. how do you get out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you imagine yor self out <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pavlovian <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> known to be the fastest of my kind, I'm first known as being terrible. after time, i end up heavy. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> badminton <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> commits friendly home invasions one night a year <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> santa <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are two boys tie and jerry they look exactly alike and their birthday is on the same day but they are not twins how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are triples <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a word of meanings three. three ways of spelling me there be. the first is an odor, a smell if you will. the second some money, but not in a bill. the third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around. can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> scent cent sent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day there was a stressed out man. he went inside of the bathroom. he had a real gun and a real bullet and he shot himself between the eyes. there was no blood, he was still alive, and no bullet hole. how is he still alive? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he shot the mirror <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a plane filled with u. s. citizens and it crashed on the border of the united states and Canada where would you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nowhere because they all survived <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son were driving to meet their mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the near the man passed away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how can did this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgeon is mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a dog with a sweater? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hood pups <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> on an open field was a guy. there was nobody around, and he could not move. there was an unopened package next to him. what was the package? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parashoot <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has no lungs, arms, hearts, or brains, but has hair? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bubble made by bubble wands <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has fifty heads and fifty tails? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fifty pennies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I cry when i am sad <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> big cry baby <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you cannot keep me until you have given me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your word <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how fast do librarians travel? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they book <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a bus with 26 people in it. then, they decided to cross the golden gate bridge. when they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. also, no one got out from the bus. what happened? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they all got married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why can't a man living in california be legally buried in new york ( even if it's left as an instruction in his will )? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because hes alive <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> son walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. how did he do that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sam is bald <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what swings open every day, and can be any shape and size? what has a handle that you shake hands with every day? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am round like a disc, i am rough, but i am flat. if you lose me, it's hard to win me back. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> poker chip <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and a dog were walking on a street. the man rode yet walked. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yet was the dogs name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> allison is having a party. she want 2 invite 6 friends. they are annie, darian, haleigh, jayne, and who. who is the 6th person? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ellie <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. how can that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> everyone on board was married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going down to eat. lives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one person <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> all my 5 senses are perfect. but i can't run play tennis or do any type of athletics the only thing I can do in athletics is throw a ball in a hoop. why can't i do any type of activity ( athletics )? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i have no legs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sport olympians use this to get high jump up in the air <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when i go up i am the present when i go down i am the past what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> see saw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people buy me to eat but they never eat me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plates and cutlery <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing. they touch me and i give a false good feeling. once i shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. for many i am " to die for ". what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a cigarette <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a person shot an eagle. a cop watched but did nothing. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> person was playing golf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that has 2 horns, 6 legs, 4 eyes and has 2 boots <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bull and the bull rider <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's the difference between a blond and a mosquito <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blond likes to keep sucking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's always coming but never comes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tommarow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if it were three hours later than it is now, it would be twice as long until midnight as it would be if it were four hours later. what time is it now? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 7pm <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am here for people to learn new things, who cares what I bring and it is not a place to sing. most people don't like me others delight me. what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kids go here a school <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> by standing back to back <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |