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<START_QUESTION> a man rode into town on payday, and three days later he rode out on paddy. how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friday is the horses name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you don't know me, you are crushed. if you do know me and you tell me no, I will be crushed. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> secret admirer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the question you can never say yes to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you alseep <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is in the middle of nowhere? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> h nowhere <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can fill a room or just one heart. others can have me, but i can't be shared. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> loneliness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which month has 28 days in it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> every month <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a blind man driving a car but how could a blind man see if he was blind? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> take his blind fold off <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we capture light, and yet we don't. we reflect rays of sun, and yet we don't. without us all the world is gray and dull for everyone. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> colors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has an arch a roof and no windows? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dog kennel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sample was out for a walk and it started to rain. he did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. his clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. how could this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> samuel is blad <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am green and red and go around 100 miles per hour. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frog in blender <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the big tomatoes say to the little tomatoes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> catch up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which word can be placed between the two following words to make two new ones: table - - - - house <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ware <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " f " in " half " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> french <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's your name? how do you spell it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you spell it it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a plane that crashed on the border of Canada and america. where did they bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont burry survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is red when you buy it, and brown when you throw it away? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rotten apple <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you say " I have a bummer ", what is it that you own? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bmw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the green house is in this. the blue house is in texas. where is the white house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> washington d c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> $ 000 or all all all <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> freeforall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have endless make - overs but i never know my look. i can make any full room bright. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> painted wall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has sunday, saturday, midday, workday, wednesday, thursday, and holiday? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> whole week <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am nice and round i never touch the ground. except for 1 time when i flew across the floor and got myself stuck between a door! ow! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my head <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> kidney was in math class she was supposed to draw only one shape it had to be able to be drawn 3d, it had to have 4 sides and 4 angles and it had have at least 4 points on it, what was the shape? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cube <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed on the border of India & pakistan where you will bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> survivors cant die <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which game teaches us that roses have rings? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ringa ringa roses <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the first thing a man says when he walks into a bar? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ouch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my life can be measured in hours, i serve by being devoured. then, i am quick, fat, i am slow, wind is my foe. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wax of a candle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did tiger stick his head in the toilet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to find pooh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a person, she sees a homeless man on the side of the road. the person gives the man 5 dollars because he was the persons relative. the homeless person however has no brothers. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> person is his sister o <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what looks like poop, smells like poop, looks like a woman but really a man,? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> megan corey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet i've been used by almost everybody. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lead in a pencil <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what am i? i am brown all over and when people clean me out i can hear and when somebody hit me i turn red what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a mother had 2 boys which were twins, they had the same mother and father, but they were not brothers, how does this work out!? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their 2nd name was not <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tv <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do frogs order when they go to a restaurant? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> french flies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the beginning of dogfights, yet loyal to all men. a scratch on my locator from my feline friend is enough to make me chase my own end. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a doctor gives you 5 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. how long will it take you to finish the pills if you follow the doctors orders? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2 hours <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a strange attraction compels me to hold your things most dear, yet I know it not, and feel no warmth in my holding. my brothers and i stick close together until one faces me, and then is pushed away. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> magnet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be simple or i can be complex. i can be found in this riddle or in everyday life. i can be shaped or even colors. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pattern <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> no matter how small is the compadre he can climb a coconut tree. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ant <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the person that makes it does'nt want it. the person that buys it does'nt need it. the person that uses it does'nt know it. they come in black, brown, or white. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coughin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tomorrow is neither wednesday nor thursday. yesterday was not holiday or saturday. today is not thursday or sunday or midday. what is today? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> today is friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two people lay dead in a room. there are in a completely empty room, apart from a teddy bear. how did they die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> old age <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a plane that crashed, not a single person lived. who lived? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> all the couples <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can trap many different things and colors, ever changing, not boring. look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mirror or pool of water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am something you want, but you cannot buy me. if i'm strong enough, then i will last forever. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of clothes do lawyers wear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lawsuits <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am for protection. put me on an erection. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> condom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two bodies have died, though both joined in one. the more still i stand, the quicker i run. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hourglass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is clear, but easily gets dirty. it is sometimes hard, but mostly not. somethings can live in it, but if we do well die. it might not sound important, but yes it is, and without it there will be no life. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which ways more? 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of whipped cream? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> neither theyre both 100 pounds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you say " zzz " in response to something, what are you calling it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boring <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but you will why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im an onion <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it increases and decreases yet no one see it it is not a fire and yet it can be quenched <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> thirst <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what runs but doesn't walk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> river or stream <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is afraid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, who is the man in the mask? to find out the answer ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the answer. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tha man is a catcher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed, yet this must say, we are full all day, and empty when we go to rest. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> we are shoes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why are teddy bears never hungry? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they are always stuffed <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> guides travelers, never moves, always turning, never looks, always shining, never burns, looks on blue fields with each of its turns. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lighthouse compass or buoy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were two mothers and two daughters, and they all went fishing. all of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i dont knoyoutell me <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> pat smith gives someone a dollar. pat is this person's brother, but the person is not pat's brother. how can that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its pats sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how did mr. spong get so watery by me? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i puised on him <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has six faces, but does not wear makeup. it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> die dice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a black house is made out of black bricks. an orange house is made out of orange bricks. a purple house is made out of purple bricks. a red house is made out of red bricks. what is a green house made out of? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flowers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 10 s s s and 1 c <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tennessee <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is married curry's favorite food? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fission chips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be as light as a feather, and as heavy as a boulder, i come in all shapes and sizes. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> guilt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast. it belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. the word is? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gravity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plane was on ground <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do some fruit hate apples? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because sometimes theyre spoiled <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what clothing does a house wear. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> adress <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes around the world but stays in a corner? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stamp hehehehehehehe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a dying king told his two sons that the one's whose horses got to mecca last would inherit his kingdom. at first the two boy's tried to ride as slowly as possible towards mecca. that night they stayed at the local inn. they told the innkeeper their dilemma and he spoke two words to them. the next morning the boy's were racing as fast as they could to mecca. what had the innkeeper told them? remember: two words! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> switch horses <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the 22nd and the 24th president of the united states of america were born from the same father and the same mother. however, they were not brothers. how could that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were the same person <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a plane crashed exactly on the border between the united states and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont because they survived <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have two legs and can go in water and land what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son, john, were driving to a movie theater. halfway to the theater, they get in a car crash. the man is dead and john is sent to a hospital. he is taken into surgery. when the doctor looked at john, the doctor says " I can't operate on him. he is my son john. " who was the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor was johns mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does this mean? >: - ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> evil <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what am i supposed to do? my teacher says spit it out and the train says they chew. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chewing gum <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do you find a turtle with no legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> right where you left him <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is a 100 percent cotton, shrinks, and is very cute! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> clothes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> pretend that your on an island with nothing with you, there's sharks around the island and want to escape. what doyoudo? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop pretending <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed on the south - west side of ireland. there was a little graveyard right next to the plane crash. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are the group of sheephunters also known as? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> welshmens <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you see the old woman crossing the street when your driving if the moon is out but the trees are blocking the light, your headlights are broken and not a street light is on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its daytime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when you know what i am i am something but when you don't know what i am then i am nothing. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I get hurt with it in your hands, but am known to cause hurricanes. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> butterfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walks down a street the man sees two ducks one walks one way and the other way but they never split how is that possible <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ones the shatawe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which animal is so lazy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lionlazy to shave <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be seen, but cannot be touched, and when put in a barrel, will make the barrel lighter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beam of light <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what looks at you when staring at your self. what does what you do. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your reflction <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. how many sheep does the farmer have left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 9 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a famous lobster? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lobstar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the chicken cross the road <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to go souaside <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. after i go in, everything becomes tight. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> screw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. why does the other monkey jump too? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey see monkey do <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of band does not sing <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rubberbands <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is perfect, pretty, and smart? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> anna <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a delicious way of representing data. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pie chart <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |