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<START_QUESTION> half a circle full a circle half a circle a half circle full a circle right angle what is at <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coco cola <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walked into a bar called to and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at them. to walked away happy with out the glass of water why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he had the hiccups <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> run <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do we see everyday, a kind seldom sees, and god never sees. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> equal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I hold things together and some people eat me. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> glue <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I come in different colors we each taste different. but all juicy you could say we burst in the stars! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> juicy starburst candy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in noahs dark, how many animals did moose take with him before he went to noahs work? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> moses didnt take any animals <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can make you happy i can make you sad i can last and last or i can fade away with time i can set you free or lock you up i can be mistaken and taken also i can bring people together or split them apart. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it can be made many different ways. wars have been started over it. almost every country has had this at one point, and you probably have to. it can be as hotter than 100 degrees and colder than ice. it is still used, no matter what temperature it is. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tea <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I travel around the world and yet stuck in a corner place. always have a number but never a name on my royal face! it might be tight but you will get me right, do think of my mighty place <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stamp of uk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the most common candy handed out at Halloween? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candy corn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sir, i bear a rhyme excelling in mystic force and magic spelling celestial sprites elucidate all my own striving can't relate. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pi <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is white and black and mainly used to make things look old <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oldcameras <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed between queen and interior. where do they bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where are in the woods with what <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> going find deer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a fire hydrant has h2o inside, what does it have on the outside? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> k9p youll get it eventually <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what chins are never shaved? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sea urchins <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I cant be broken for i am stronger than diamonds and steel to understand me you must be a brother to a brother thats real <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bond between brothers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " p " in " plus " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peace <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, how long does it take for them to dig two half's? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two halfs make a whole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has roots as nobody sees. is taller than trees. up, up it goes. and yet never grows? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its majestic a mountain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do you find a half moon all the time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your finger nails <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shadow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is standing in a bar when he suddenly sees someone run by with a gun. he is baffled by this person running by and decides to pursue him. the man happens to be a police man and he chases the man with the gun for a long time. by the time the police man finally reaches the man with the gun he arrests him. what was the first thing the policeman did? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he stood in bar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> once you hear me come from someone you may run, some people may stop breathing, and others may hurt the one who processes me. but the one who processes me does not mind me at all. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fart hehe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up in the summer and down in the winter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tempeture <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> black and blue. red and green. yellow and blue. green and grey. i am all colours. you can try to get close to me, but you can't escape my vision. if you get greedy, you will try to take your colours for yourself, but before you know it, I will be eating you for lunch. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chameleon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of street does a ghost like best? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead end <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes on oh oh <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> santa walking backward <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up and up but stays on the floor. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a dead man in the center of a field. he carried with him an unopened package. as he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. how did he know he was going to die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mans parachute did not open <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my head and tail both equal are, my middle slender as a bee. whether i stand on head or heel is quite the same to you or me. but if my head should be cut off, the matter's true, though passing strange directly on to nothing change. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> figure eight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has six faces, but never wears makeup? it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> die from set of dice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I start off dry but come out wet. i go in light and come out heavy. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teabag <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are ten cats on a boat. one jumps off. how many are left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none they are all copycats <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a secret agent is walking through a town square. he has binoculars, a flowered shirt, and shorts. how do you recognize him? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> town square is empty <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the smallest eye, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> neddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is known as the best real estate for toys <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dollhouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am seen most of the time on the road. i have 3 colours. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> traffic signal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can go as fast as 100km / h and is a herbivore, it's one of the most fastest animals on earth! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leapord <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> four brothers and three sisters <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is a creature whose breeding is unclear. my second, a price you must pay. my whole can be found in the river of time and refers to events of today. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> current <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> slang for the male half in a marriage <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hubby <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which is the best ship of the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i have a big mouth and i am also quite loud! i am gossip but i do get involved with everyone's dirty business. can you name me? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> damon collins <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99 % of ivy league graduates? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> incorrectly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a stain in your memories, many times you question me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your past <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> forwards i'm heavy, but backwards i'm not. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a ton ha <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am a three digit number. my ten digit is five more than my ones digit. my hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. what number am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> number 194 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one might hang a rocket from this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> necklace <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people in love are often bound to this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the only continent that does not have snakes or reptiles? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> antartica <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> school bus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of bear is it when it is in the snow? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> polor bear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word is always pronounced wrong? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can talk, but i have no feet, i am very useful, but sometimes hard to get, your food might have me, so will business people what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cell phone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which word in the english language is most frequently spelled wrong? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ok your the bus driver there were 20 kids on the bus the first stop 2 kids get on but 5 kids get off. the second stop 3 kids get off but 1 gets on the third stop 8 kids get off but only 3 kids get off. whos the bus driver? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you are the bus driver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> long and thin but you can't win two holes but everything stays in and come in all sizes with many surprises <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> straw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the only type of currency that flirted with a british spy <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> moneypenny <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel. and it is parallel 2. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> square <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you want someone to do if you ask them to " come "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> callme <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do tigers eat raw meat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they are lousy cookers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that given one, you'll have either two or none? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> choice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what walks on its head all day long? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nail in horse shoe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what will happen if you dial " 666 " on the phone? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> police will come upside down <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you hold in your left hand but can never hold in your right hand? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your right hand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> can you fit 10 donkeys on a truck <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no they are too fat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. you end up in exact same spot you started. where are you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> north pole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a cow drink? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water it makes milk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> both of them have been through a lot of together what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> buttcheeks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> while walking down the street i met a man. he tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i told his name. what is the man's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> and drew his cane andrew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> crystal: what's wrong? lace: my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do! = ( crystal: what? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lacemy homework <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if something is " not " what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> offtopic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has sugar on it and tigers eat it <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frosted flakes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a doctor and a lawyer are driving along. the doctor points over to an accident and says, " thats my wife. " then the lawyer reaches over and slaps him. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lawer was a woman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I follow you everywhere, i am always around you, you cannot get rid of me. i see all, yet i cannot see or hear. i am what keeps the world alive, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> air itself <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you mix carbon electric with violence? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one really hot girlfriend <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> are you out there mr. fantastic? are you out there more, clean? are you out there mr. rogers? are you out there mr. clean? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> do not know need help <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I roll down like a rollercoaster and i give you a feeling of satisfactory, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fruitroll up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. unless purchase it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your own eyes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is the sea salty? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fish sweat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a tongue but cannot talk, but walks around. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your shoe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I help to mature your spirits when moistened i fulfill my purpose should I dry out, my task will fail and my quarry may be worthless <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cork <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> even if they are starving, natives living in the arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. why not? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> penguins only live in antartica <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, who is the third? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pop oh no its david <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you do if your golden retriever gets sick? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> call the dogtor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what animal probably likes dogs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doormouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the only word in the english language that sounds different and has a different meaning when you capitalize it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> polish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is a lion not a lion. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when its a sea lion <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what chicken is said to come from the sea, yet it comes in a can? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tuna <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> corner <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am stupid what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jasim <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the easiest way to double your money? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> use a mirror <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when was the latest year that is the same upside down? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1961 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman shoots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him then she takes him out for dinner that night <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she is a photographer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you go out with $ 300 and somebody took it, you told them to 6 days later you go get it back from them. who took the money? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> banker <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it takes two people to do this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tango <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the end to which we all like to come? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dividend <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |