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<START_QUESTION> black within and red without, with four corners round and about. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chimney <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what relation to you would be your father's sister's sister in law be to you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what thing is in the middle of the sea? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> litter e <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be seen but never found that only hides in the unwound? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> relaxation <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man leaves home and turns left three times. when he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. who are the two men? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> umpire and catcher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many apples grow on a tree? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> all apples grow on trees <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oklahoma city and indianapolis <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your funny bone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am cold to the touch but yet i burn if heard what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dry ice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble, what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fallen leaves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a tail i live in a jungle i have white spots. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tailed white hen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed and every single person died except for 2. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they were married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wordwrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dying <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> nanma wanna male airna safari wanna nanma male airna <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oppari <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> touch it and it is there, look at it there is nothing there <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your ears <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a lady was found dead at the bottom of a cliff holding a piece of straw ( hay ) she committed suicide but did not jump off the cliff how did she die. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she drew the shortest straw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when i was sitting on a railing i saw a ship sailing what was the captains name if you don't know this you must be a dunce because I told you in the middle of the story <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> what was the captins name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> joe's father had three son's snap, crackle and? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> joe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> roses are red, violets are blue; and i'm forever saying: i love you. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> valentine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it has the biggest wall and is also used when drinking tea <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> china <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> batman, archie, betty and vehicle all started as these <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> comicbooks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a father and his son are driving down the street and all of a sudden they have a car accident. the father dies and the son is in critical condition. five mins later the ambulance comes and takes the boy to the emergency room. the nurse tells the doctor that we need to do surgery on the boy and the doctor says I cant do that and the nurse says why? and the doctor says thats my son. who is the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was iron bar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm never heard, never smell i'm never touched, or never felt. begin in me, and in me the more of me the less you see. i'm there in forests and underground and other places not to be found. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> darkness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I herald the darkness which descends on all creatures; you will know my approach by moans and wracked features. i visit the hippo, hyena, and horse, but never go near snails and spiders, of course. i would circle the globe, leaping one to the other, should all the world's people ever clasp hands together. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yawn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man left home. he took a right, another right and a final right. when he got back he saw two masked men. who were they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> backcatcher and umpire <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was at reconstruction site and a person said he broke the man said he didnt have a brother how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was his sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I work when I play and play when i work what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> musician <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a bridge that could only hold 70 kg. a man who needed to get over the bridge was 68 kg but he had 3 pine apples each weighing 1 kg. how could he get over the bridge? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> juggle them <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have five i's but cannot see i have a mouth but cannot speak i have a bed but do not sleep what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mississippi river <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has many fans but is not famous? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> summer time <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this riddle is about a library has alot of books! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> national library <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. when he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man is playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what drinks when not thirsty what can swim but can also drown and what eats even when its not hungry <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> humans <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what thing is the smallest thing on earth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> animalant <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the ones who make it don't use it the ones who buy it don't want it the ones who use it don't know it what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be connected to a tree, but can be used in schools? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> root <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are on a horse. riding into a town on sunday, you stay there for 3 days and left again on sunday. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name is sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I fly to any foreign parts, assisted by my spreading wings: my body holds in hundred hearts, say, i will tell you stranger things: when i am not in haste i ride, and then i mend my face anon; i issue fire out from my side: - - ye witty youths, this riddle on. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in me there is a place 4 everything, and everything is in its place what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> file <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did adam say the day before christmas? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its christmas eve <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> plant whose name sounds like a dish full of dairy spread <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> buttercup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> its an animal that doesn't have grace and poise and only wanted is to make loud noise what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 1, 667, 997, 443 eyes but can not see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> people <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you ask someone for their " a / s / l " what is the " l " that you asking for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> location <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> aliens in toy story call this their leader <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> claw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when liquid splashes me, none seeps through. when i am moved alot, liquid i spew. when i am hit, color i change. and color, i come in quite a range. what i cover is very complex, and i am very easy to flex. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im skin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like " metalica " and " acid. " who are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beavis and butthead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black and white and full of fuzz what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> policecar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I build up castles. i tear down mountains. i make some men blind, i help others to see. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roost beef <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a duck floating on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. what happened to the cat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cat got wet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. how did he die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> package was an unopened parachute <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> walk on the living, they don't even mumble. walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leaves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there once was a little girl, a little boy, a girl, a boy, a lady, and a gentleman. upon all who can fly? why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lady ladybugs can fly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> something green and spins 100 miles per minute <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frog in a blender <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you utter my name my name i will cease to exist what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rhubarb <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you see a reflection of an analogue clock which shows 2: 30, what will be the original time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 9 30 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a man ate a guy name bob. what was bob's name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what type of flower grows between your nose and your chin? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two lips like tulips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was 7 afraid of 8? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because 7 8 9 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> attire <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I live in the canopy. i rarely touch the forest floor. i hang upside down all day. i move as slow as a tortoise. my hair is brown and green. i eat tree leaves. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toedsloth <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do salads try on clothes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dressing room <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the largest tree in jamaica <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> halfwaytree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you buy a parrot and the seller says it repeats every thing it hears but then he spoke to it for two weeks and never said anything and the seller said he did not lie. who is this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parrot is deaf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 3 houses, a white one, a red one and a blue one. if the red one is to the right of the white one, and the blue one is to the right of the white one, where is the white house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in washington d c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which is the biggest pan in the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> japan <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was shot while driving his car alone. there was no bullet holes on his car and the windows were up. how was he killed? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hes driving a chorvette <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the shortest bridge in the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bridge of yur nose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a pony trots his way through the world on these <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hoof <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is small and thin but is so long it can be extended around the world more then once? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your veins and arteries <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this baked dish consists of an open - topped pastry case with a savory or sweet filling <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flan <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 12 faces and 42 eyes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pair of dice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the last " w " in " view " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> worth <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. there is an unopened package next to him. how did he die? hint: as he approached the field he knew he was going to die. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> failed parachute <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, i work the opposite way. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mailbox <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why are televisions attracted to people? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because people turn them on <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can wear a ring, i help you hear, they arent really noticable, i can be big or small, i can come in weird shapes, i have a drum inside of me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> earlob ear dahhhhh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> son. dad am so happy because my class miss asked one question no one answers dad. what is the question? son. miss asked who broke the window? dad. what doyousay? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> son i broked the window <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats black and white and red all over <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> skunk in blender <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can't hear me but i'm not dead. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> used to keep prisoners silent and to make temporary repairs on cars <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ducttape <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is six afraid seven? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because seven eighteat nine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we dwell in cottages of straw, and labour much for little gains; sweet food from us our masters draw, and then with death reward our pains. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bee hive <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I look at you, you look at me, i raise my right, you raise your left. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your reflection in a mirror <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where in the world is the only united states flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on the moon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear does it make a sound? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> theirs no answer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> romeo and juliet were found dead on the floor in a single bed room. all that was found nearby was some broken glass and some water. the house was in a remote location with nothing around except a railway station and a track. how did romeo and juliet die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> romeo and juliet were fish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> soldiers line up spaced with pride, two long rows lined side by side. one sole unit can decide, if the rows will unite or divide. tell me, tell me, scream it out. what's the thing I talk about? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> zipper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what murmurs, whistles, hot as a fever and vomits liquid? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tekettle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a place where papa plays and son plays? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> school <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be played with no rules and no winners or losers? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> instruments <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is red and black and white all over <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yourre uglyli face <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it goes in dry. it comes out wet. the longer it stays in, the better it gets. when it comes out, it drips and sags. it's not what you think it's a <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teabag <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tool of thief, toy of queen. always used to be unseen. sign of joy, sign of sorrow. giving all likeness borrowed. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mask <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm done with a hand, one at a time; a motion to make words, but not to make lines; I'm known as correct, and as a way, in a way; and even if you don't take me away, none of me would be left. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> writeright <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |