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<START_QUESTION> there is a man going closer and closer to a field, but if he touches it he dies? why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hes falling <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you cross a donkey, and another donkey? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two donkeys <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of flowers do you smell under your nose <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tulips because two lips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a lady was responsible for hundreds of deaths but was never charged. how is this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lady was madam guillotine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> six legs, two heads, two hands, one long nose yet i use only four legs wherever i go what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horseman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is running home. all of a sudden he sees a guy in a mask. the man runs back from where he came from what do these men do for a living. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> play baseball <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what breaks, but never falls? what falls, but never breaks? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daybreak and nightfall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> big and fine 09 is behind. can you find what we are denying did your get the sign that was mine. look behind and your're be fine <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 09 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of soda must you not drink? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baking soda <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am born on paper with twisted lines, i'm a sponge in a way and i taste awful, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> moss <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the hamburger buy his sweetheart? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> onion ring <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I make a living following the wealthy and beautiful. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paparazzi <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a butcher that is five foot five ( 5. 5 ). what does he weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> meat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man walking across a bridge the bridge could hold 90 kilos the man weighed 88 kilos the king that owned the bridge gave the man three gold bars each bar weighed a kilogram he got across the bridge without it collapsing how did he do it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was juggling <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you make seven even? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> take away the s <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man painted every speck of his house pink but the stairs were not pink were not. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> house was a bungalow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is a standard dimension for both sandwiches and rulers <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> footlong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a bear walk past a house with all sides facing south. what colours the bear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> white <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if tomorrow yesterday is today what is todays yesterdays tomorrow yesterday? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> never tommorow never comes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> about the size of a squash, he robs the whole village. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a dozen royals gathered round, entertained by two who clowned. each king there had servants ten, though none of them were also men. the lowest servant sometimes might, defeat the king in a fair fight. a weapon stout, a priceless jewel, the beat of life, a farmer's tool. what are we talking about these folks? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> deck of cards <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that goes through the wood and never touches a twig? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sound <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who is the boy in the couple called kimye? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kanyewest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what type of case can you not carry? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> staircase <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> makeup for finger tips what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nailpolish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do ghosts call their parents? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> transparent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I've got your back, but i can let you down. i can tell the truth, but i can also lie. i can be nice, but also mean. i can make you laugh, but i can make you cry. i can stay the same, but i can change. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a sibling <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two brothers walk into a bar and start to order a drinks. one of the brothers get into a fight with the bartender. the other says dont dont do it but then he dont listens and stabbed the bartender and kills him. they both get arrested and both sent to court but the judge says i know you killed the bartender but i can not send you to prison. why cant he go to prison <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they are ajoined twins <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have no life to live or die i have no legs to dance and no lungs to breathe yet i do all three what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flame <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can't be seen smelled touched or tasted? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sound <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this small, rolled tortilla usually has meat or cheese filling, and was originally invented in Mexico <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> taqitos <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it turns into a different story. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spiral staircase <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many 9's are there between 1 and 100? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 20 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kitchen strainer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has eyes but cannot see. has four legs but cannon walk. strong enough to lift a whole turkey, a sack of potatoes, and some stell yet with no arms. comes in different colors and all in different shapes and styles. yet it does the same thing. its only used during night for in the day their day light. everyone gathers around as soon as the first thing touches the ground. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a dining table <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> elephino <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a turkey do when he flies upside down? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he gobbles up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> no sooner spoken than broken what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have the same name as a porcelain face, yet i carry great loads from place to place. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dolly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> reaching stiffly for the sky, I bare my fingers when it's cold in warmth i wear an emerald glove and in between i dress in gold <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> deciduous tree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a fish with no it's? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fsh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of keys cannot open? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are monkeydonkey and turkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you make seven, even? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you take away the s <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman pushing her car stops outside a hotel and immediately goes bankrupt. how did this happen! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she was playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was once a man who had a room called 17no but he never went inside. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because there was a lion <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where it is encouraged to slam into other vehicles <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bumpercars <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in the middle of night got what? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is g <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did freddie not take a bath <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he wanted to stink <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what passes on over the sun, but makes no shadow? ( there are many answers to this riddle ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> air wind planets <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 2 dads and 2 sons go fishing, they each catch a fish but there were 3 fish caught. how is that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one was a grandfather <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is running, though he dares not go home for there is a man in a mask that waits for him. what is going on <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are playing baseball <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a street that is black. the road is black the houses are black and there are no lights on of any kind. there is this black car that comes down the road with no lights on. a black dog runs in front of the car and the car swerves and misses the dog. how did the driver see the dog? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daylight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is a number, my second another, and each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other. my first you will find is one - fifth of my second, and try my whole a long period reckoned. yet my first and my second ( nay, think not a cousin ), when added together will make but two dozen. how many am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> four score <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what will you call a person who keeps on speaking when people are no longer interested <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teacher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> large apartments. so many flats. each flat is guarded by a soldier. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> honey comb <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you are " joking " on someone, what are you doing with them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flirting <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were 23 birds sitting on a tree and a hunter shot 1. how many left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none they all flew away <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am something where if you utter my name i will disappear what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> what you least expect slience <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what starts with him, and ends your life? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ninja <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a boy ate cookies while his wife said " don't eat them or I'll eat your flesh for dinner ". the next week he was still alive, how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boys dont have wives <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you were locked inside a car and you had a hammer how would you get out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> unlock the car door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is often returned but never borrowed? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> thanks and compliments <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whatsoever holds a glowing sword, and has the heavy burden, with faithful companion, and has the influence of evil? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frodo baggins <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which tire does not move when a car turns right? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spare tire <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what falls often but never gets hurt? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> snow rain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 5 houses one blue one red one green one yellow and one white. mrs blue lives in the blue house, or sun lives in the red house, gardener green lines in the the green house and daisy blossom lives in the yellow house. who lives in the white house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> goerge bush <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a sleeping bull? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bull dozer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a baby is just born from a black mother and a white father. what is the color of the baby's teeth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> newborns dont have teeth <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do climbers eat for dessert? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rock cakes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has people all over it on it and green on its tummy and is on this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> musterd soup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a man has ten sons and each has a sister, how many children has in total. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 11 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bird was wearing an underwear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> some ants are taking a walk. there is an ant in front of 2 ants, an ant behind 2 antsand an between 2 ants. what is the total number of ants? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 3 ants <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a lady she was at a store getting eggs, bacon, cheese, and milk when a man behind her says'your single'' yes i am you could tell by my items'she said'no'he said. how did he know? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he said because your ugly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is always coming but never comes <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tommorow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what way do you never want to be in? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bombey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was it so hot after a football game? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because there wasnt any fans <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a father and a son were in the same car and got into a car crash. they were both injured so they were taken to the hospital, but the father went into a hospital in a different city and the son went to a hospital a few minutes away. the son needed surgery, so the surgeon walked in and said I cant give him surgery he is my son. who was the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how does mother earth fish? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> with north and south poles <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. he has a wife and 2 kids. what does he weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> butcher weighs meat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> once night a queen a king princess and a prince was on a boat the queen king princess and prince fell off the boat who was left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nite knight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I must wanna buy my sister how about my mommy has a virgin " how " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> easy the kids are adopted <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident. both need to be taken to the hospital. the hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals. the son needs surgery and but when he gets there the surgeon says, " I can't operate on this boy, he's my son. " how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgeon is his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people who make them don't use them. people who buy them dont want them. people who use them dont like them. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baby diapers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you buy something, you lose me if you sell something, you get me people want it and i am only paper i start at 1 to 100 what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dollar bills <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you buy but you never keep? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> food <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they weigh the same <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> raise your right appendage high above your head turn your head to the right and you will smell this <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> armpit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> look at the roman numeral mix. add a symbol to it to make the number 6. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sixsix <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who came first, the chicken or the egg? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> god <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a butcher that is 5'4 ". what does he weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he weighs meat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I push a car and pay a fee then i push the car again and buy a house. what am i doing <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a head and have a tail is not a snake. what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> quartar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who smells, is cute, and is good at what they do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> soccer player <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> superhero <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> word and <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you are in a race and you go pass the person in second place what place outside is <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2nd place <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the symbol of your country <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flag <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have four legs but cannot run and i have two arms but i cannot grab. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is incarcerated in prison, and as his punishment he has to carry a one tonne bag of sand backwards and forwards across a field the size of a football pitch. what is the one thing he can put in it to make it lighter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |