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<START_QUESTION> what word is usually pronounced incorrectly? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> incorrectly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> web ihfqbfhyavbgyfvggvft advantage avdfjgvsagfvsdgjvdugtdsav ywgbavfvedsakufvgdah b <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wtf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two teams were playing soccer against each other. one player from team one scored a hat trick ( triple goal ). their teammates were very happy. but when he scored the fourth goal, their teammates scolded him instead. how could this be possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> player scored own goal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is grey, has big ears, like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouse going on vacation <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what happens when you step on a cat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it meows <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine that you are walking down the street and you are anaphalactic and a bee stings you. you wake up but now you do not know that you are anaphalactic so they tell you that you are and you faint. you wake up! where are you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> reading this riddle of coarse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do vampires put thier money? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in the bloodbank <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two sisters are we, one is dark and one is fair in twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair one from land and one from sea tell us truly, who are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> salt and pepper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was going camping with his camel. they were supposed to be back on next today. and they were back but not the next today the today they were supposed to go on their trip. how could that be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> camels name wass tuesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats the difference between the school and jail? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> phone number and adress <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what starts off on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> person <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i have four spheres but i am not around. i am in a prison of water but i do not drown. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human brain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I come in different shapes and sizes. part of me are curves, others are straight. you can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jigsaw puzzle piece <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one cow said that the other moo one baa the other moo one cow said baa the other moo. what was the first cow doing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> speaking a fogin languge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mate's mom had 12 children named january, febuary, march, april, boy, judge, jury, august, september, october, and november what was the last one's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mat himself <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why we can sleep in care <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tyre <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a dead man in the center of a field. he carried with him an unopened package. as he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. how did he know he was going to die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his parachute didnt open <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the young of a pig is called piglet and the young of a owl is called owlet. what is the young of a bull called? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bullet not calf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> insurance <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am, in truth, a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lightning emily dickinson <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you know when a computer monitor is said? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when it breaks down <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes between taxes and mexico. there are three survivors where do you bury them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get if you mix batch's fork with a vegetable? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> zoochini <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> pluto is a planet made up of gas. can you tell what people are used to say on pluto? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> excuse me <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what cooks in a pit, and ends with a flood, stews for quite a bit, yet when it comes out is still dripping with blood? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mammals newborn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm green most of the time multicolored sometimes, gone others i hate the cold i have many twin brothers and sisters i have one parent with many arms my parents can't move. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leaves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up, but never goes down? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hot air <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was 7 afraid of 9? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because 789 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day one man on a horse went into a town on a sunday and he was there for 4 days and he went back on wednsday and goes home how is that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horse is called wednsday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when touched i'm cold and i smear, when smelled i'm toxic, when viewed at i am like them, to some i am a deadly tool to get out of, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> marker <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. smith and his son were driving down the road and they got into this tragic accident. mr. smith died instantly but his son survived but had to go to the hospital to get operated on. when he got there the doctor said i can't operate on this child, he is my son. how is this. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor was his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's wide at the bottoms, narrow at the top, and has ears? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mountain with mountainears <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> most children have me, those that have me wish not to have me. if they look at thier friend's they have to pay a price! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> examination <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an art - form and a web - browser <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> opera <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm hiding in the air, i'm hiding everywhere. under your bed, in your cupboard, i'm hiding everywhere. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oxygen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people often look at me, especially kids. although i have harmful light, they still look at me until they are blind. I was not used by kids when they are in school or when they do not get good results for their exams. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tablet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> archibold flapdoodle walked outside through a pouring rain for twenty minutes without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head. his clothes got soaked. how did this happen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hes bald <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> road: : foot find the pair wherein the words are related to each other, pound: : ounce inch: : yards point: : quart minute: : second <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> inchyard <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horse and rider <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a heart but no other organs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> deck of cards <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a plane crashes ( half in Canada and half in the united states ) where will the survivors be buried? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no where thre survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> makeup for finger tips. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nail polish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> justice is trying to buy a car that cost 10000 and the interest rate is 50 percent. what the total. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 10005050000 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can kill one and save another's life. i can be your friend and your enemy. i am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fire or flames <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are in a large field in north dakota. there is a ring of fire surrounding you for miles. how do you escape? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you call the firemen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 3 people are standing under an umbrella. none of them get wet. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> not raining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if i said hi for every time i said hi how many hi's would I say? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i said hi <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I made thomas edison's lightbulb inventions, i made albert einsteins atomic bomb, and made the right brothers plane. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> thought <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has taken before you can get it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your picture <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight they turned around to face each other they drew their swords and shot each other whats wrong with this poem? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you decide whats wrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a snowman's favorite cereal? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frosted flakes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I act like a lamp, but i have the sound of a bee. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bright <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have four legs and am covered with spots but i also go in the water and can go back on land. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in 1990, a person is 15 years old. in 1995 that same person is 10 years old. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> years are in b c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up but never comes down? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yor age <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which tree is the most difficult to get along with? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crabtree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy walks downstairs on christmas morning in his foster parents house ( the foster parents are rich ). they have a 50 foot christmas tree outside, and the floor is an ocean of presents. there is a gold - platinum - diamond statue of jesus, and huge expensive christmas decor. the foster parents spent all of their holiday money on christmas presents, decor, tree, lights and much more. why was the kid upset? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boy was jewish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a green house. inside the green house there was a white house inside the white house there was a red house. inside the red house there were lots of babies. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> this is a watermelon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a lazy dog, what does he chase? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parked cars <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the man who makes me never uses me, but the man who uses me never sees me. i am made of wood, and buried beneath ground. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead mans coffin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you came to a fork in the road. one path leads to your destination, the other to a cliff 200 km away. there are two people there standing next to a sign. one who tells the truth and the other tells lies. what could you do to make sure you went to your destination? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> look at the sign <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do the tabloids call robert partisan and listen stewards? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> robstew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> together we are one, apart we are none. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> body and soul <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is dry going in, wet going out and satisfies to people? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tebag <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm down to boats, to cargo, to loads; when indoors i'm, in a way, a narrow road. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> haul hall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> old mother twitchet had one eye and a long tail that she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of tail in her trap what is mother twitchet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> salamander <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am dangerous and used only once. my head is pulled off then i am tossed away and never used again. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gernade <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I saw without wings, i see without eyes. i've traveled the universe to and fro. i've conquered the world, yet i've never been anywhere but home. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im your imagination <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am short and long. i can go by in 60 seconds just like that or i can be so slow. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> minute <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a cow eats milk, what will it give out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rich milk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when i point up it's bright, but when i point down it's dark. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> light switch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what when red from right to left is a servant but when red from left to right is a ruler? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> god <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tall i am young short i am old while with light i do glow what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where did they be landed when he sat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on his beehind <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> many was working in a chemistry lab with a mixture of chemicals that was 90 % water and weighed 20 pounds. after returning to the lab from a weekend break, she calculated the mixture was now 50 % water. how much does the mixture now weigh? for purposes of this puzzle, assume the non - water part of the mixture was not affected by evaporation. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 12 pounds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beespider <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a king who built a ship and in that ship lived his daughter and will get the blame for saying her name and thats three times i have said it now ( you have to try and guess the girls name ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ann <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if spring showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pilgrims <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it comes without warning, and makes you cry'oh'but you never can see it or tell where it goes. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am an activity involving pins flying into eh and what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> joggling <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what four - legged animal can jump higher than a house <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> any houses cant jump <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have four sides in the most common shape but am skinnier than a rectangle what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> line <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has to eat to live but never drinks? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fireerif <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am purple, pink, blue, and yellow what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> somthing weird <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> other one is a nickel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do they drink water in the south? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> from dixie cups <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. the bartender points a gun at the man. the man says thank you and walks out of the bar. it was a genuine thank you and the man got what he was looking for, never drinking any water or walking out with some. what happened? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man had huccups <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a black car with black windows wheels and rims under a street lamp but the street lamp is broken how can you see the car? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> day light <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> scrooge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you break me, i do not stop working. if you touch me, i may be snared. if you lose me, nothing will matter. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ones heart <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why does the number 2 hate the number 3? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because its odd <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a girl, but i am a boy as well. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shemale <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in a small town, one of the laws is that a man is not allowed to shave himself. only a licensed barber can shave a man. there is only one barber in this town. who shaves the barber? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> barber is a woman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of a problem do i have if i say i have a " pop "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> personal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is an animal that has 3 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 1leg at night? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sphits <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if 1 x 5 = 5, 2 x 5 = 10, 3 x 5 = 15, then what is 5 x 1? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 5 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is something that can go up quite easily, but is not as easy to bring back down? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> weight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does this mean? wondealicerland <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> alice in wonderland <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what you become during a workout <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sweaty <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do you find your dog with no legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> right where you left him <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |