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<START_QUESTION> what is that you see all the time when you log in to riddles? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you are awsome <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a word, my meaning means something loud, i am in past tense, i am one sllyable, it is a proven fact that i am the longest one - sllyable word. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> word schreeched <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> five men were eating apples, a finished before b, but behind c. d finished before me, but behind by. what was the finishing order? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cabde <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you know a clock is hungry? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it goes back for seconds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that has 100 teeth and has a monster behind it <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my zipper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that someone else has to take before you can get it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your photograph <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is short in the west and long in the east? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> youre shaddow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bamboo boos <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> lighter than what I am made of. more of me is hidden than seen. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im an iceberg <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> black within and read without, with four corners round about, what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> newspaper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> to twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock. the bartender put poison in both glasses the twin that drunk it fast didn't die. but the one who drunk it slow died. where was the position? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in the ice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, " water, water. " the bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it. the man said, " thank you. " and left. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he had hiccoughs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> its weightless, can be seen by the naked eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hole in the barrel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. what is it? ( no, its not the merchandise box ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> trash bags <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. what do you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> take a step <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do other people use but you dont? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dumbo ur name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the more we make the more we leave behind what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> foot prints <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are in a room with no doors or windows how do you get out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> door frame <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whatam i? i am small, a cute one, and a great one. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cutesmalland great pokemon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> duck tape <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> all my life i eat but when i drink i die what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candle that has been lit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> so i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlewhat an i! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a fizzel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you run to the pitch. you jump. you walk. you ride a skateboard. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your leg <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is standing in front of a portrait looking at the picture of a man's face. looking at the man in the portrait he says: " this man's father is my fathers son! " how is the man in the portrait related to the man looking at it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man in portrahis son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mad dad disease <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the mistake in the the following question? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> word is repeated <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. i suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. i can be more of a hindrance than help. to my creators, i seem to be everywhere at once. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baby <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what begins at the end. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lineup at the supermarket <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are things you can always count on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> all things you can see <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the night afraid of an insect? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was a dragonfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my goal is to have $ 12. if i save $ 1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $ 12. if i save $ 2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $ 12. what if i saved $ 1. 50 each month? how many months would it take me to save $ 12? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 8 months <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> divide 30 by 1 / 2 and add ten. what is the answer? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 70 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> receding hair line <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rowed up the hill on Tuesday, stayed there for 3 nights and rode down again on tuesday. how does this work? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horse was called tuesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that has 4 wheels and flies <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> trashbucket <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on Friday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name was friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was once a city that was all black - the buildings, the people, and all other things. one day, a black - painted man drove into the city with a black car, but he stopped because he saw a black cat. how is it possible if the city was all black? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was daytime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my born colors are mint and cherry, usually i am covered with bright orbs and lights off fireworks circling me, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> christmas tree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man moves his car to the bank then suddenly becomes bankrupt, how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you see a boat filled with people. it has not sunk, but when you look again, you don't see a single person there. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are all married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what brakes but isn't brakeable? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your hart <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you drink but not in a cup. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fountained water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is incredibly thin, that has numbers in front of it, that can be used to deposit or withdraw an amount of kind of paper like bling. and can be used at the place that keeps money. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> credit card <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im black and white, and red all over. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a newspaper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who is next to a king on his throne? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his queen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have legs but cannot walk, who can scream but cannot talk <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am night i am day i am light i am dark i am white i am black what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> opposite <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes exactly between the borders of the united states and Canada. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no whereyoudont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this is a skateboard trick that is not possible to do. what is the trick called? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> impossible <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have no arms or legs i suck up things i am mostly black what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> black hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a house there with nothing in it but a rocking chair it goes back and forward how does it move? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it never moved <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was park marks buried at highgate cemetery in london? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he was dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be touched but can't be seen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> someones heart <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does everybody know about but nobody has seen, some say they are real some say they are not? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> aliens <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which city runs on wheel? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> honda city <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> say silk five times fast. spell sick. what do cows drink? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hi. my name is sdxxxggmkhujfhbvbj ( means jacks waters ) he counts 50 states and 50 books, how much did he count his books and us maps? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1234567890 he hate math <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do math teachers name their first child. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> matthew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to cover cows <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a girls book that a boy can never read <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> diary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with seven wives. each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to be. lives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> just the guy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what happens to a green rock when you throw it in the red sea? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it gets wet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the higher you go the lower you get, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oxygen levels <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are you using if you " tweet " something? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> twitter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I live in you that i am stronger than you i cant be beaten what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dark side of soul <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are at a funeral and there is a woman that died. you see a man crying in the corner. you go up to the man and ask what connection he had to the woman. he says: " brothers and sisters, I have none, but her father is my father's son. " what connection does the man have with the woman who died? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was her father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am hiding under a rock in a glass rectangle. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fish tank <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I break at my beginning, silent, except for birds singing. at my end i fall but don't hit the ground at all. a new one of me may bring joy, or may bring sorrow. no one can tell, just wait for tomorrow. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> day <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what makes more as you take them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> foot steps <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats musical and likes kids? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> michael jackson <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you break without hitting or dropping it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> promise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has no 5 common sense, but know what's happening everywhere? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> world <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a one story house and everything in the house is green ( the floor, ceiling / wall, furniture, etc. ). you walk in and you ask what kind of shade of green the stairs. what does the tour guide say? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> house is one story <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a type of weather i happen any time of year i am not rain, lighting, or hail what am i. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sun shine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a murder in a circular house. the police came, he asked the cook " did you kill the girl " the cook said " no i was cooking " then he went to the electric man. the police ask the electric man " did you kill the girl " and he said " no i was fixing the tv " so the police went to the maid and ask the same question and she said " no I was cleaning the corner ": so you kill the girl? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> madebecause there was no corners <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you have 2 quarters in you's ear what are you listening to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 50 cent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that 20 will fill a pitcher, but one will fill a barn? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candles <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a turkies favorite movie? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gizzard of oz <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it paints its toenails red <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this falls from the mouths of babies and mother simpson when he sees doughnuts <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> drool <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a man standing on a bridge and there is no cars coming and nothing abnormal is happening. hejumps off. why did this man suddenly jump off the bridge <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was a bungee jumper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> play my music, if you dare. turn my crank, although i'm square. stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jackinthebox <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a dad and his son are driving around, suddenly the car crashes and the dad instinly the son is rushed to the hospital, when the son is in the emergency / operations room the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son. who was the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a stopper and a bottle cost $ 2. 10 and the bottle costs $ 2. 00 more than the stopper. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> five cents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is heavier in warm weather than cold weather? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> traffic to the beach <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats a loon when not a lion. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sealion <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were 30 people and one umbrella. they all tried to fit under the umbrella. how many got wet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none it wasnt raining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I lead the way into the unknown, and bring strength where there is fear. i am the creator of invention, and the maker of all adventure. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> curiosity imagination <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is altoido's real name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> altoido <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when my skin gets peeled, I bleed, when someone cuts me in half they see cancer spots forming, when help i'm a bucket of water, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> watermeleon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man arrived into town on his horse on friday he was stood for 2 days but left on holiday, how did he leave? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his hoarses name was friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's long, different colors, make you feel like your in heaven, and is inserted somewhere? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rainbow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my mom and dads name are red and blue. whats mine? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> purple <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was found dead out in a field of snow. the only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. who should the police be looking for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man in wheelchair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hello. hello. what is your name? i will not tell you, but i will give you clues. it has a j. it has a i. it has a u. what is my name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> justin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call an x that just took a bath? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> clean x <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a car which can swim <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ballon car <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a coffin, the mother of the person in the coffin is the mother - in - law of your mother,. who is the person in the coffin? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man pushes his car to a hotel, plays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is playing mononpoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I run, he runs, a stop, he runs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my watch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |