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<START_QUESTION> what is always coming but never arrives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> next day <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are two parts of me. the first part is like a pop can, if you do a certain action it makes a mess. the second part is sharp and thin and is used to pierce flesh. who or what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shakespeare <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 1113213211 31131211131221 13211311123113112211 what number comes next? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 11131221133112132113212221 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowboy rides into town on paddy and leaves four days later on payday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friday is his horses name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I never was, and always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will, and yet i am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sun will come up tomorrow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 10 1110 3110 what will the 4th row of numbers be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 132110 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, poor men have it, rich men need it, and if you eat it. you'll die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing absulutely nothing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where could you find a meat eating fish? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> at a resteront <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black and white all over with red! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bloody penguin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why don't cows get sick very often? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they have natural imoonity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hello can be a good name but 4 at <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> greetin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if old stories say true, I could once talk like you; but for fear of becoming a slave, i was instantly mute, and grew cunning to boot, determined my freedom to save. now the god and the fool, and the rude boy at school, all endeavour to practise my art, but their efforts are vain; they pretenders remain, and must - - till the world they depart. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man has one dollar in his right pocket. he goes to the store and spends 77 cents. if he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. how much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 18 cents cmon now <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have two rings. i move by request. if the mixture is not right, i just sit at rest. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> piston <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 5 players in the all - star game: john, tyler, andrew, daniel, and drawn. one player struck out, one hit a single, one hit a double, one hit a triple, and one went yard. john hit the ball out. andrew stuck out. tyler did something better than andrew, but worse than john. drew did something worse than tyler. daniel did something better than drew. tyler did not hit a double. no boy can do the same thing as someone else. what did tyler do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he hit a triple <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a creature of god whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chisel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> . through holy matrimony, ring without the ceremony, within will be found paperwork bond <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> three ring binder <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the worst vegetable to have on a ship? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leekleak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> family member's make the other people break them <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> promises <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my tail is long, my coat is brown, i like the country, i like the town. i can live in a house or live in a shed, and i come out to play when you are in bed. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the a page has a certain charm feel free to disagree but something records the answer magnetic is the key! ( soyouknow the answer has to start with c! ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> casette make sense <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many'u's are in the alphabet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 3u and w <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am peace and war i can kill and i can save what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> people <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have a 16 ounce glass of water. what do you add to make it 8 ounces of water? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> holes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what animal is most likely to eat a relative? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> anteater <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> all of a sudden when you look up you see a metal cloud. it pours alot of rain you so fast that you will catch 5. 3 in your mouth when you get out of that big rain shower are all soaked and clean. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rgular shower answer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am half chinese and half puerto rican, what am i? > <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ricanese <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does corn, ribs, and shrimp sometimes have in common? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> babies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which is the dangerous city <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> electrcity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the boy is a boy and the girl is a girl but the girl has no idea that she is a girl and the boy has no idea that he is a girl. the boy has long hair and the girl has short hair and the girl takes her top off in front of everyone while the boy thinks that rude and disgusting. who's who. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their both babies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I smell very bad and don't want to open what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> trash <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I takes you away from this world, but you're not moving. you see and feel your adventure, but you're not seeing or feeling it. what are you doing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> reading a book <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a happy train going to a cave. he carried many people. but there were three caves. where one will he got? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> happy cave <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I went across the london bridge to see my sister sadly. i tipped my hat and drew my cane now tell me what is my name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> andrew mycane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we are three words, nothing regimes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a rhyming word. we begin with o, m, and s. who are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silver month and orange <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what i want is what i hate why you give is why i want those who quit are naughty but fools those who try are bound to lose to own me you must set me free and tell the truth yet lie to me the secret is as clear as day yet dark as night, so now let's play. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the man who made it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it, the man who has it can't see it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffinolbiously <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman shoots her husband. then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. finally, she hangs him. but 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> woman was a photographer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I runs around the house with out moving. what am i! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a fence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have four legs but can not walk i have a back and cannot talk i am a? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chair or table <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has holes in it but, can contain water <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sponge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I walk on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a man called who is crazy about walls? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wallnut <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an old man got shot in the head in a car. the windows were rolled up, the doors were closed and locked, the car wasn't damaged and there were no weapons in the car. how did he get shot? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was in a convertible <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what time does a dentist get up to leave for work <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tooth hurrty <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a chicken laid half an egg, how much would a pound of butter weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pound <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a dime in a glass bottle as cork seals the top of the bottle. how do you get the dime out with out pulling the cork out or breaking the glass? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you push the cork in <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my sister bought a parrot that the store keeper claimed could repeat anything it heard. the next day, she returned angry. " this parrot did not say a word last night! " she yelled. how ever, the store keeper had told the truth. can you explain this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yes the parrot was deaf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what sandwich would you never have <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peanutbutter and jellyfish sandwich <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a sound that is rich and sometimes can be loud. but I can not eco anywhere no matter what, and no one knows why I can't do that, not even me. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ducks quack <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I man was born in Greece, raised in pain, and died in sad fransico, what is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the woman has nine pens but she says she has ten. how do we find out the correct answer? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> count the pens <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he starts and ends 2 common english words. one painful in love, one painful in everyday matter. do you know what 2 words i must be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> heartache and headache <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the one that can see can't hold, the one that can hold can't eat, the one that can eat can't be full. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> eyeshandsmouth and stomach <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there's one " sport " in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boxing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> as man wants to travel to new work from mine on horse, this travel would normally take about seven days, but yet he left on weekday and arrived on tuesday, how can this be <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name is tuesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call cheese that is not yours? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nacho cheese <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when you wear me you feel like nothings there. better than regular panties because you get a permanent wedgy from me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a thong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a guy has 367 apples. you take away 34. how many apples do you have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 34 because you took 34 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you know if micheal jackson is having a party? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are tricycles outside <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is really really hard that wintertime cant even do, but one of the dumbest men or women can do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> break a rock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> before they split up, what were to cruise and karate holes known as? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tomkat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is 6 afraid of 7 <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because 789 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> so a guy walks into a bar, sits down and the bar and starts talking to the bartender. he tells the bartender what was wrong with him. then he said, " man, i really need a glass of water. " the bartender pulls out a real, loaded gun, and flips the safety switch. " oh my gosh! " the man yells, then says, " thanks you so much! " and walks out of the bar. what was wrong with him? hint: he asked for water, but he wasn's thirsty. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he had the hiccups <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. the woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lake is frozen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the cookie go to the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he felt crumbly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a tail, but no body, arms, or legs. i am not a snake, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> penny coin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of each what would you get? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leaning tower of pizza <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is thrown to both kings and beggars? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toilet porcelain throne <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he stole the show <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> green, white, red, black dots. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> watermelon lol <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a stone become when in the water? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> whetstone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tall when seated, short when standing. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a father ( who's a doctor ) and his son were driving in a car and they get into a horrible accident. the father dies and the son is in critical condition. the ambulance arrives and brings the son to the hospital. the doctor is about to operate on the son until the doctor said " I can't operate on him, he's my son ". who's the doctor that won't operate on the sun? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mother is doctor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is something 2 people can share, but one can not have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a 16 year old girl doesn't have a good relationship with her father, and she never will. her mom doesn't ask her to try to get a relationship with him either. why not? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> her father is dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when you know me, i'm nothing. when you do not know me, i'm something. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many dwarfs are there in the fairy tale story of sleeping beauty? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none only snowhite has dwarfs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is never hungry at thanksgiving? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> turkey because always stuffed <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man drives up to a hotel. then realize that he is bankrupted. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> game monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son are going for a drive, and the car crashes. the father is killed, and the son is rushed to hospital in critical condition. he is just about to be operated on, when the chief surgeon says, " I can't operate on him. he is my son. " how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chief surgeon is his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of man usually wears makeup, has long hair, and wears high heels? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> woman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what breaks without making a sound? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> break of day <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I run in fields and streets and at night i'm under the bed ready to be fed the next day. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shoes or boots <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is in tea but not in leaf my second is in teapot and also in teeth my third is in caddy but not in cosy my fourth is in cup but not in rosy my fifth is in herbal and also in health my sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth my last is in drink, so what can i be? i'm there in a classroom, do you listen to me? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teacher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> long legs, sandy thighs, a little head and no eyes. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pair of tongs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the blue house was located on elm street. the red house was located on 31st street. where is the white house located? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> washington d c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> death and decay a room with no windows or doors walks in the night, grows in a day, is found where there is death and decay. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mushrooms <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the traffic light say to the car? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dont lookim changing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can only see it in the eyes of reflection you can only touch it in the hands of your own you can only find it in the other eyes you can only kill it in the death of your own <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your face <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i exist, but have no material form. i am made of numbers, but appear square. i build upon others of my own, but do not topple down. i sit still and do nothing, but i'm still useful. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> minecraft blocks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I eat as you turn me, my blade cutting wood, when i am full, empty me you should. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sharpener <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this guy has been playing poker all day. he goes out into the streets and he is wearing all black. there are no lights on the streets. then a car comes toward the person wearing all black. the car has no lights on. then the car driver sees the man and goes around him. how does the car driver see the man? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its daytime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is always coming, but never arrives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tomorrw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can make you successful, or make you a failure. i am totally at your command. tell me what you want to change about you and i will do it automatically. be easy with me & i'll destroy you. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> habit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what will be the snail called after becoming a sailor. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> snailor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he is not the skinniest of felines <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fatcat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> throw it strait up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black, white, and red all over. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i an a newspaper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in a green house there is a pink house and in the pink house there are hundreds of babies. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water melon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |