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<START_QUESTION> i am called white. my duty is to protect and destroy. all it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. i will fight to my death. no matter how insignificant it may be. i am very helpful yet you can't see me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> white blood cell <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am what you think, I am not what you see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you imagination <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is trapped in a house and his 3 rooms to get out the first room is on fire the second room has people with knives and shotguns the third room has lions that have not eaten for 3 years which room is the safest <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> third door lions are dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a little mountain cannot get <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tae <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> players of regrets, old and new, sought by many, found by few. what am it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> redemption <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cruise ship is filled with people but yet there isn't a single person on board how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are all married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stick of gum <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> greenhouse is made of glass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gove <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we are little creatures; all of us have different features. one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. if the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> we are vowels <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what game has a black dragon? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> skool of dragons <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the newest place in the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> newfoundland <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> without me you will surely die. too much of me and like a pig you may lie. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> food <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 18 legs and catches flies? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baseball team <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it flavors your food and divides the year up what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> season <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it occurs once in a minute, twice in a week and once in a year. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dono <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bee flying backwards <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in a marble hall as white as milk lined with a skin as soft as silk within a fountain crystal clear a golden apple will appear white can the <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im an egg <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the snake favourite subject? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hisstory <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> heart with a z on it can't be fixed <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> broken love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. he went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a " no left turn " sign, and he went the wrong way on a one - way street. then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. still - he didn't break any traffic laws. why not? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was walking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the sun's favorite day of the week? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is red and shaped like a bucket? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> red bucket <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where should you put a noisy dog? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in a barking lot <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a device for finding furniture in the dark <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you swallow but don't vomit when having the flu? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> virus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is black and white, has a horn and gives milk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> milk truck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they are hit by a drunk driver. the man is killed instantly. the boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. he is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. the doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says. " I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. " how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor is boys mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> once there was a cat family. the mommy cat and the daddy cat was having a walk with their sonny. they were crossing the road when a car dashed quickly across the road. alas, the sonny was dead. panickstricken the sad mommy said something to the daddy. what was said by the mommy to the daddy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> miaowmiaow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a father and a son were in a car crash. an ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. when the son was taken into surgery, the surgeon said " I can't operate on this patient, he's my son. " how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgan is his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i = if a man is born in freeze. raised in Mexico, moved to australia when he was 30 moved to america when he was 56, then moved back to grace where he died. what is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am thin, tall and i cannot walk but i have a tilted head. what am i!? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> number 1 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> tom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. what does he weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> meat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> am something, if you send me I will not go but when you are going I will follow you <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ghost or spirit of human <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you make 7 even? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> remove the s from it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is so fragile that when you say it's time you break it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> listen silence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the eight of us go forth, not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pawns <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what every one has can go as fast as a speed car or as slow as a turtle those who use it become rich, famous, street smart and lonely those who dont use it are fun, envious and white what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> human mind <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do dogs stop a car? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> with the paws button <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be seen and can be touched, but i can't be caught. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a noble device, cursed to accept disgraceful treatment. it's absence can tell a man he doesn't belong. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> urinal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you make 9992 = 998001 true? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 999x999998001 9992999 squared <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I go really fast down and up but never stop what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> subway bus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am someone you use everyday. you always walk in it. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am black and i am white i am good and bad i am powerful and i am powerless rise with me or fall to me what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> magic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a nut cracker up in a tree <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> squirrel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when a door is not a door? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when its ajar a jar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his family are going for a drive, when they run out of gas. they are three miles from the nearest gas station, so the man has to walk there to get gas. he knows that they are in a bad area, so before leaving he tells his family to roll up their windows and shut their doors, which they do. when he gets back, all his family are shot dead. none of the family are homicidal or suicidal. how did they die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> car is a convertible <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am here. only for a second. then i leave. i come again. but only for a second. and i leave. some dread me. others hope for me. some wait with great anticipation. while others are disgusted by the thought. i will continue until the end of time itself. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tommorrow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have five dollars and then you walk past a newsstand, icecream truck and a coffee shop after past the coffee shop you go home and you noticed that you dont have any money why is that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because counterfit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one thing, one bold, one sick, one cold. the earth we span, to prey upon man. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> four horsemen of apocalypse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you mix your dads red paint with his white paint? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you get in trouble <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do bugs go shopping? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> at the flea market <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I shoot, i kill bad guys and zombies. what game is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> call of duty black ops <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there's a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident. they were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms. the doctor went into the boys room and said " I can not operate on him he is my son ". how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor was sons mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when i am up i am down. when i am left i am right. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> opposite <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a chest that doesn't feel good. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his brother is 13 months <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one complete <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> part carbon, part water, i am poison to the fishes. many have falsely claimed my name, for i am the pause that refreshes. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> soda pop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth. what is she? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> full moon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the only question you can't answer yes to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you asleep <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what question can you never answer yes to. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you alseep yet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> iyouwant to go up i will take u. ifyouwant to go down not use the stairs. just come here and stand and i will takeyouwhereeveryouwant to. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lift <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgotten. for profit or gain, i'm used expertly, i can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme? what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im knowledge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ifyouwas stuck in a car with a bat that wouldyoudo <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> open the door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has 2 holes, 4 pegs, and a scroll, hair going left to right, and a spike which is not very light <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cello or double bass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what vegetable can be arrested and for what crime? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> corn for stalking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the police arrived at a crime scene, there is a car parked on the side of the road, there is a man inside with 2 gun shot to the heart and one to the head, the windows are up, the doors are locked and the car is still running. there is no bullet holes anywhere on the car and no puddles of blood outside the car. the police found no gun in the car. how is it possible that the man got killed? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> car is a convertible <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I live in a box, i come from a tree, i help the sick, if blank as can be, i live with copies, and i can be colorful. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tissue box full of tissues <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how does a dog stop the car? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he uses the paws button <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> snowballs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is the baseball field hot after a game? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> all the fans left <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of goose fights with snakes. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mongoose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you go into the forest, you get it, but you cant take it out, so you leave it, but you leave with it. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> splinter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hoodie's mother has 3 children, april, may and what is the third child's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jodie <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> every thing is nothing of every thing. any thing is every thing of nothing. i am every thing of nothing. i am nothing of any thing. there is but one thing i am. but every thing i am not. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> every thing with out something <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the people laugh at the man? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because the man was laughing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is wearing a black suit, black pants, and a black ski mask, and yet people can see him. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was in the day <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is in field, severe bones and marrow. my second is in blade, forged in cold steel. my third is in arbalest, and also in arrows. my fourth is in power, plunged through a shield. my fifth is in honour, and also in vows my last will put an end to it all. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> weapon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> time has joined the track, he has to run around the school. every time he runs he has to pull up his pants. to runs about 5 mins and stops to pull up his pants he runs about almost half a mile in 5 min. he has to run 3 miles to make the world championships. he has to run 3 miles in 30 minutes and beat all the others with out stopping. how can he run faster with out stopping? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he needs a belt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im long and at my point i have hairs and i go in and out your mouth. and i put white in your mouth. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tooth brush <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. how come? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were orphans <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> everyone has me except for a few. you may not be able to identify me but i can always identify you. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your fingerprints <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> think of a number 1 through 10. add 5. then add 10. now subtract the number you started with. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> is your answer 15 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the turkey cross the road? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to prove he wasnt chicken <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can't be seen, found, heard or smelled. i lie behind stars and under hills, i fill empty holes, come first and follow after. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do spiders in silicon valley want to be when they grow up? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> web designers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing of course <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 8 cars in a parkway? 2 left while 4 of them came back? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there were only four carsyoubum <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he is worse then the devil. he is uglier than the wicked witch of the west. he gives out detentions like it's going out of style that same day in a minute. he has no common sense and doesn't know how to teach. he is a band teacher. who is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mr newsome <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do we clap with one hand? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> use a clapper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was already dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> If 300 pounds you saw me last night what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yo mamma <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> according to the ads, this is the favorite beverage of friendly polar bears <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coke <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a octopus who is a doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctopus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your decision <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is tall, and has a small friend, they're in the same grade, they go on adventures, they help they're countries day by day, but one small friend choked on american chop suey. but survived, and still they are alive. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> freak the mighty <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how much is 25 cents. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> quarter of dollar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is lighter then a feather, can be seen by the naked eye, and when you put it into a barrel, it makes it lighter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |