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<START_QUESTION> imagine that you are on a boat cruising along the river. the scenes around you are perfect and the cool breeze added to the fantastic atmosphere. suddenly your boat is surrounded by crocodiles waiting to eat you up. you can't grow away because you have no cars and also no lifejacket or anything! the crocs are fast surrounding you. what will you do?! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they riddler were the only peeps here <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> loner <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is 3 cups of sugar on a table. you take one away. now how many doyouhave? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is one <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in the ocean i live, but one touch of dry land for me, i die. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sponge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can sizzle like bacon, i am made with an egg, i have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, and peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, i can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a snake <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name was sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where does a coca nut tree grow from? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hawii <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what two things can you never eat for breakfast? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lunch dinner <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> theres 10 fish in a fish tank. 7 of them drown. how many are left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fishes dont drown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do communists write everything in lower caste? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they hate capitalism <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what looks actually like a monkey but it isn't a monkey? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> photo of a monkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people. they divided by 1 / 2's. so how many people got tea? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 200 people <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the kind of soda you must not drink what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bakingsoda <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i can be fat i can be that i can go left i can go right i can go up and down what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> presents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am right, never wrong, and everyone that alive has me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> right side <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> trivia me this: question: what creature can see both infra - red and ultra - violet light? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> goldfish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the welder of the sword of isildor, and has four pint size friends, and is the dunedain white? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> aragorn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the black pearl was this type of criminal seafaring vessel <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pirateship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a skeleton's favorite snack? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spare ribs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you give to others but still try and keep? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> promise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a black dog stood in the middle of the street. the city was painted black, the streetlights didn't work due to a power outage. a car drove down the street with broken headlights and almost hit the dog, but missed him. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was daylight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has six legs, two arms and wears a hat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cowboy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a mute man walks into a store, he wants to buy a toothbrush. he imitates brushing his teeth and successfully makes his purchase. next a blind man comes into the same shop, he wants to buy a comb. how does he indicate what he wants? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he simply asks for it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do birds fly south <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its too far to walk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a person who is afraid of santa claims? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> claustraophobic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is easy to spot but hard to find? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> talent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if it were possible to dig a hole to the other side of the earth, once you penetrated the other side surface should you fall back into this hole <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> statistics sayyes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> both the original 49ers and opportunistic women share this nickname <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> golddigger <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what takes you there but takes you nowhere? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you use this in the kitchen, but you can use it like a band aid? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spatchula <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have to get ten cows into these train carriages. [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] there is only one cow allowed in each carriage you are not allowed to leave or kill any cows. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tencows toote toote <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine yours in a big steel box with absolutely no way out. how do you escape? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagining it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it happens when something has been cut with h2o <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> diluted <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's so fragile that even when you say its name, you break it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i have an amusement park in my back yard. i wear white gloves. i love children. alot. i am black with a white face. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> michael jackson <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be man or animal, i can be a man or a woman, i don't have a heart so i can't be killed, tickle my feet i will not move, what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> statue <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they're always around. they're always adored. yeah. sure. they're aggravating sometimes. but you can't ignore them. that's for sure. who are they that we so adore. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they our brothers and sisters <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a boy blows 18 bubbles then pops 6 eats 7 and then he pops 5 and blows 1 how many are left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is weightless but takes two people to hold it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is one more than a duet <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> trio <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I open and latch shut, light and dark, creepy and calm, fierce frightening and warmth, enclosures inside of me. alive or not i store all things and often my mother is a fat lady like a star and i help you move, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> box <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman and daughter walked into a restaurant. a man walked past and the women both said, " hello, father ". how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man was a priest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of cup doesn't hold water? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cupcake hiccup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can elephants make that no other animals can make? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baby elephants <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is the river rich? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because it has two banks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a museum in a desert on Monday - saturday 1, 000 of people came but on Sunday nobody came why was that <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was closed <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 + 1 = what does it equal <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it equels window <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. in 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. how old is the daughter now? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 50 years old <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am big sink, with a curtain. i even have soap. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bathtub <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the bird say at the sale. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cheapcheap <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a king, queen and two twins all lay in a large room, yet there are no adults or children in the room. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are all beds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 4 cats in a room, each cat in a corner each cat sees 3 cats how many cats are there <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are 4 cats <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> jerry went out to the hardware store to buy some needed supplies. he spent half of what he had plus $ 2. 00 in the first store; half of what he had left plus $ 1. 00 in the second store; half of what he had left plus $ 1. 00 in the third store; and in the last store, half of all he had. three dollars were left over. how much money did he start with <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 64 00 dollars <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do penguins keep their money? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in a snow bank <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 3 ladies went to a restaurant for a meal the bill came to ps30 so they decided to pay ps10 each, but the manager feels sorry for them so tells the waiter to give them ps5. 00 back between them, but the waiter gives them all 1ps back to stop arguments and jkepps the other ps2. 00 for himself, so that means that the ladies paid ps9. 00 each, so 3x9 = 27 + 2 = 29, so where the other ps1 gone? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> this riddle has no answer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be colorful, but if really skinny, some people use my daily, some people throw me away, what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> colored pencils <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> these are needed to finish a test <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's black and white and red all over? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> newspapper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is the only clothes that a house where <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> adress adress <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son was in an accident. they were taken to separate hospitals. the surgeon at the boy's hospital said " I can't operate on him, he is my son. " how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgeon is boys mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the hardest thing to create and maintain but i am very easily broken what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 children and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child i forgot the other child name what is the name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> other cilds name is anthony <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. all other vegetables must be replanted every year. what are the only two perennial vegetables? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> asparagus and rhubarb <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 9 inches in diameter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none a hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is brown when you buy it, red when you use it, and black when you throw it away? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> piece of wood <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed on the border of the united states and Mexico. where were the survivors buried? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is fish that can't swim in oil? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fishstick <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. how could this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is a dog's tail not a tail? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when its a wagn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a basic form of life over time, i can destroy rock i may or may not produce poison and i support all life in 2 ways. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plants <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 50 offense to school and 20 of all didn't <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 502070 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was mixed stove candles and fruit. what do the fire first? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> matches <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is one in every corner and two in every room what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> o <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what question can you never answer yes to <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a chicken with bad sunburn? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fried chicken <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I save lives on the ground and in the air. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> seat belt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> decimal point <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> write eleven thousand, eleven hundred, eleven. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1214 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I bought it and it is costly, but i use it for hanging only. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> earrings <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am 3 colors if kinda tallpeople can throw me but i will burn down the place and i will burn <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 3 scented candle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm related to you. i'm really close to you! i'm your cousins aunt. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which word in the english language becomes shorter when it is lengthened? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> short <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what had hands numbered 1 - 12, and tells time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 man runs 3 blocks and then comes home and there is 2 masked men who are there? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> catcher and umpier <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> can you guess what i am. you always hold me but you cant see me. only way you can see me is if im looking at me. you use me everyday without knowing. i hurt with bright lights which makes me get bigger. i make water out of thin air but you rub it then its no longer there. when you use me you give me a " stare " but when you dont use me. you dont know it there. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your eye balls <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what gets bigger as you take things out of it ( 2 answers )? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hole or room <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two pirates <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a certain family with both girl and boy children. each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. how many boys and girls are there in this family? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> four boys and three girls <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im small and sometimes worthless i sit there and look times as you pass me by i can not move but i wish i can if im found its a good thing but only if i cant see you what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> penny <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the turtle cross the road? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> going to the shellstation <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> shifting, shifting, drifting deep. below me great and mighty cities sleep. swirling, swirling, all around. i'm only where no water will be found. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> desert <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a clock reads 3: 15, what is the length between the two hands? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hands are touching <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I run with him beside my side. for those who try to take my pride. i go with him in side the dark but this thing does not bark. he should be a woman's best friend. he gives anyone a very bad taste. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pepper spray <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a paper with that you get every day or week i come in a paper bin what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> newspaper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> dark, feathery, and popular in baltimore <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ravens <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of clothes does a house wear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dress <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what runs around a city but never moves? what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> city wall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I start with f and end in luck? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> firetruck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they can trickle down, they can tickle too. or make you sneeze, or comfort you. their rustling sound, you've rarely heard, unless you're a pillow or a bird! what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are feathers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> If someone said they go to your house and order chicken wings and pay for them, what are you likely gonna do while eating them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sit down inless your wierd <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |