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<START_QUESTION> what does tick tick woof woof <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> watchdog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does " l8r " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> later <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an old lady forgets her drivers licence at home. she travels down a one way street the wrong way. she does not stop at stop signs, or stop for people crossing the road. a cop is watching her do this and he does not give her a ticket. why didn't he give her a ticket? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> old lady was walking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ductape <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his son got married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am white and grey. i am fuzzy. i grow on trees. i come out in the spring. what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pussy willow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what the mother ghost said to the father ghost? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boohookill the boooy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it belongs to you but you don't use it. it does not belong to other people but they use it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your phone number <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where were english kings usually crowned? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on their heads <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is young but not that old. it gives you money. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the only pet who lived in a town where an inordinate number of children fell down wells <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lassie <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up and down at the same time <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stair case <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am seen in the water if seen in the sky, i am in the rainbow, a jay's feather, and lapis lazuli. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blue <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a mighty hunter who lived in a village. he killed a monster that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. the monster ha magic. when ever he dies, he will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. what is the missing word? he also can come alive again. what is the missing word? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> vanish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> date's parents are taking their four children to sixflags next week onechilds name is april the second one is gay and the third one is just what is the fourth child name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kate cant you read <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is hard to find but easy to lose, worth more than gold but costs less than a penny? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friend <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is shown a portrait painting. he looks closely, then exclaims rather cryptically: " brothers and sisters have a none, but that man's father is my father's son. " who is the man in the portrait? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> painting is of mans son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> yo mama is so ugly she went to an " ugly contest ", what do you think happened to her when she went to enter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they said sorry no pros <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what side of a chicken has the most feathers? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> outside of chicken <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the head is the tail and tail is the head andyour in the middle. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> church <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am what goes up but never comes down i am needed but hated i am useful in more than one way i somewhat hold the future <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gas prices <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what age most travelers have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baggage <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a child and his dad were going down the road and they had a car crash to ambulance came they went in one each they went to different hospitals and the doctor came in to operate on the child and he said no thats my son <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was is mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why are artists no good in sports matches? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they keep drawing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kids kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to be. lives <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one i met a man <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is brown and sticky and goes round and round <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> poo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this food is a tortilla filled with cheese and sometimes chicken before being heated or cooked <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> quasedilla <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> held firmly in the hands, like a sword it cuts deep bloodless strokes, all, then forward we leap <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> read my riddle, i pray. what god never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> equal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am painted, i cannot run neither can i walk. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> statchu <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> If you have a soft drink and you want to drink the bottom half first, how can you do that. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> use a straw <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what needs water to live but can not drink it. it will die every year but reproduce many. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> flower of plant with seeds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy and his father / mr. smith are driving in a car they get into a accident mr. smith died instantly and the boy was rushed to the hospital and then the doctor says " I cant operate on this boy he is my son. " who is the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest. but when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> butterfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the old one runs forever, it has no voice at all. it has no lungs or throat, but it can still make a roaring call. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> waterfall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I ate one and threw away two. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oyster <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this food is usually grilled and put between two buns, with cheese, tomato and pickles <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> burger <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why shouldn't you give else a balloon? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because shell let it go <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a very pretty thing in i, fluttering in the pale - blue sky. delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed i am a pretty thing. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beautiful butterfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cool treat that we can eat in summer and in new riddles raabia <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> icecream <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's black, but it's red when it's green? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blackberry <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get if you put a radio in the fridge? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coolmusic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. at the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. at the third stop 25 get off. how many people are on the bus at this point? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> just 1 the driver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hay. you are joe. who are u. you are not a girl. you are boy. who are you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> joe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sounds like he works on public transportation but he really works in a restaurant. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bus boy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im in a house. theres no doors and no windows. to get out i have to smash through the walls what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chick hatching in an egg <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you choose when i make a sound, how i make a sound and how loud it will be. i move but i dont what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> t v <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am proud of a star my neighbour is 8 his name is true, my god is 4 and my name is pqrs what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> number 7 on phone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a reaction to being spooked that takes its name from water - fowl <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> goosebumps <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does " do show " mean? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> forsure <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if girls with big boobs work at shooters where do girls with one leg work? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ihop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the title of this book has been put into very fancy language. can you name the book? the objects, or people, have been removed from their previous localities through the power of a naturally moving phenomenon.? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gone with the wind <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in an instant i reach the ground after being in the air, and i like to land in peoples here. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bird poop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a sleep walking nun? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roman catholic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the " a " in " pda "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> affection <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> these comes in a tin can and are best known to cure halitosis <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> altoids <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you go to a cinema but there are no seats left. your friend is already inside sitting on the chair, you go inside the cinema, and you sit next to your friend. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> someone left the cinema <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a lady driving down the road, while driving she is shot in the head and dies. there is no one in the car with her, no bullet holes anywhere in the car, no cracks in the glass, the windows are rolled up and she didn't kill herself. how did she get shot? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> car is a convertable <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an art - form and its colourful result <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> painting <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what game do cats play at birthday parties? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mewsical chairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the last man on earth received a phone call, who was the caller? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> woman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what walks on its head all day? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nail in horseshoe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you have a gameboard, a jacuzzi, a pool, a smoothie, game directions, cards, game pieces, etc., what else do you need? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paradise pair of dice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what stay's in the corner but travels all over the world <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stamp on an envelope <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was born in room1965 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can protect you, and all of your stuff, and if someone breaks me, they may leave in cuffs. i'll keep you from getting where you need to go, unless you possess one that only i know. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lock on a door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a key but i open no door i will never fit into any lock i help to play music but only with others of my own kind i can not do my job alone, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> piano key <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am thinking of a number from 1 to 10 what number do you think I am? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is 6 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you mix lemons with gum powder? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lemonades <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I got it in the bush. when i got it, i could not find it. the more i looked for it, the more i couldn't see it. i took it home in my hand because i could not find it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> splinter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the hand sows, the eyes harvest? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to read and to write <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a rich person's favorite type of nut? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cashew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is 3 / 7 chicken, 2 / 3 cat and 2 / 4 goat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chicago <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> empty as space, scary as a ghost, I appear every night what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> black <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> knock knock. who's there? wannabe. wannabe who? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wannabe an actor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has spots and blubber and loves to swim, andthey love fish. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sealion <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of can never needs a can - opener? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pelican <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> eight and five last name and given, we are one six six six even, first in the cow, last in the oxen, three in damsel, three in vixen. what are we called <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roman numerals <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one - way street and turns left at a corner with a'no left'turn sign. a policeman sees her but does nothing. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shes walking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a child playing on the beach had 6 - 1 / 6 sand piles in one place and 3 - 1 / 3 in another. if he put them together, how many sand piles would he have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one whole pile <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> our dinner guests cry that we are evil, when they notice their place in the meal. but its no big deal why; we are just one big happy tribe! and we get really fed up with people! who, what or are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cannibals <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am always with you, although you don't notice half the time. without me you would be an anomaly - but with me no one gives you a second glance. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your shirt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what bird can lift the heavier weights? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is firm but soft, shows emotion, but doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> feelings <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it may only be given, not taken or bought what the sinner desires, but the saint does not what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> forgiveness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of table has no legs <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> muliplication table <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you ride into a town on Wednesday, you stay three days and leave on wednesday. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your horses name is wednesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is nothing but a name; my second is more small; my whole is of so little fame it has no name at all <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nameless <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I make you weak at the worst of all times. i keep you safe, i keep you fine. i make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, i visit the weak, but seldom the bold. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your fears <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a big ground with black spots, and in that there are some small black soldiers which troubles the ground. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> our hair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a dinosaur and a pig mixed together <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jurassic pork <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 23 - 23 = 5 how can that be think think dont know <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> by mistake <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what game can you never win but never lose <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one you dont play <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i'm as plain to see as black & white. i prefer to roam about at night. just don't attack or startle me. or odiferous emissions may result you see. i'm an omnivore yes it's true. but what's my name tell me do. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> skunk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> awnser is m <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there once was three girls jolly jolly and dolly they were so bored at home so they asked their mother if they could go out to the mall yet then after while their mother was dead and they knew but nobody told them how did they know <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> can read futre <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is seen but never heard it tries to be heard but always fails only to be seen by the people who believe. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> imaginary friend <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrounded by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, what do you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I live in a city where everything is black. black cars, black houses, black everything. we have no electricity anywhere. one day we saw a light! how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was daytime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can get hurt easily, if i do get hit i can fall off. it will look gross, some people bite me but not me, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toenail oviasally dahhh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |