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<START_QUESTION> an explorer is wandering about an icy mountain and finds an exciting discovery, immediately he calls his friends and says he's found the world's first man. how does he know this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> guy had no belly button <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> your in a race and you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you are in 2nd place <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm never true i'm never false to. what is the riddle <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> true or false <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mom's mother has three children, one is name dime, one is named nickle, what is the third one called? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pillows <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we experience this every day and sometimes can cause many problems. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> temperature <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> said to have fifty shades <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> grey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what bell has no ring but still makes the angels sing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> belle the flower <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what site can most people go on. it really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddles com <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a hill full a hole full beat you can't catch a bowl full <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a tornado. the power went out and the man went to his basement to take cover. as he was carrying the candles down the old, wooden stairs, he tripped and the candles dropped on the stairs. why didn't the stairs catch fire? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candles werent lit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has six faces, but does not wear makeup. it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sixsided die <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a city in which we can enter <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> electracity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's clear to the eyes, made by your imagination, weary by hurt feelings, escapes only by death? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you soul <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> while walking down the street i met a man. he tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i told his name. what is the man's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> and drew andrew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were these scientists who found a new type of cell. they found out that every minute is duplicated to two cells. so they put them in a jar at 10: 00 and the jar was full at 12: 00. what time was it half full? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1159 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I was born before my father married my sister. and stood at my mother's grave. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> priest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it the more you take, the more you leave behind? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your feet footsteps <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be read, needs the use of your mind, but has a pretty dumb answer? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> this riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man in a car who was shot with a bullet. there was no sign of a break in, the windows were up and the doors were locked. how did he die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his car was a convertable <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. and best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> haste <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> once it was a girl name blonde she has two heads but only has one how many heads does she have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she has 1 head <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> to can get a tan then he bought some tokens how many it's are in that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2 ts are in that <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you pull outside, eat and throw away the inner parts? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mealie cob <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call something green that picks on trees? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> woody wood pickle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tomorrow? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its e <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does almost no one want, yet almost no one wants to lose? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their job <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 42 pupils and 45 school pupils and 1 teacher how can the teacher teach all pupils <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> theach the pupils <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I zap through fast but you see me slow. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dreem <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy at a store cuts the pinnacle he wants to buy in half. why did he do that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he wants it half off <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you wake up and your stuck in a brick and you only have a bat and a baseball show do you get out <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> three strikes and your out <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. which animal in the room is the smartest? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you hopefully <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of cookie is a chocolate sandwich cookie with a creamy white filling? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> oreo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> with pointed fangs it sits in wait, with piercing force its doles out fate, over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, eternally joining in a single bite. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a stapler <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if something is " chintzy ", what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cheat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we are on the field for every game, and our team never loses, yet we have never scored a point. what team are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> team of officials of course <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what vegetable do you have to scratch and spins around? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spinitch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does it mean if something is " gravy "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> easy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are two teams teams a and team be on team as no one was playing. in the middle of the match no one scored on team a, and at the end of the match team a still one. how did team a win? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no one is a peson <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> only i feel this when i have emotions. so what can i feel that you can't? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my feelings <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> write eleven thousand eleven hundred eleven. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 12111 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> needle storm potato <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a big tree in the forest everyday the family of 7 looks out there window and sees the big tree in their front lawn. how can the family see the tree in their front lawn if its in the forest <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> forest is there fornt lawn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walked into a bath room with a real loaded gun and real bullets loaded in, he shot his self in between the eyes and lived! how did he do it and no, he's not superman or he didnt miss. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he shot his reflection <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is the time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing at an instance <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teenager <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> black i am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. when they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a man that lives on the 48th floor he always takes the elevator down to the lobby and eat his lunch. he takes the elevator back up, but he stops at the 27th floor and walks up the stairs to his room. why is that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> becaues his a midget <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman gives birth to two boys on the same day of the same month of the same year but they're not twins how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she also had a girl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> light the match first <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a girl a horse and a dog came to a bridge. the girl rode her horse across the bridge, yet walked. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dogs name is yet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what thing was 4 legs when it was on the sky, 2 legs on the ground and legs in water? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monster <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who is silent in the parliament <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> alphabet a <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a white dove flew down by the castle. along came a king and picked it up handles, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> snow melted by the sun <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many of each type of animals did moose take on the ark? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none it was noah <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in the dark night flies a many - hued phantom. it soars and spreads its wings above the gloomy human crowd. the whole world calls to it, the whole world implores it. at dawn the phantom vanishes to be reborn in every heart. and every night it is born anew and every day it dies! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hope or dreams <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a plane that crashes on the border of california and arizona. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nowhere they survived <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you answer to but do not talk to. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> email <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 90 people are on the train 50 people get off and 100 people get on how many are on the train all together <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 140 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what would happen if all the cars in the united states were pink? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you would have a pinkcarnation <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I appear to be important to you. i go everywhere with you. my back appears to be of multi - coloured. i have two holes that's full of hair. i'm shiny. under my hair is the color pink. i can't hear nor see but i need oxygen this my best friend. can you tell me who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im your nostrils <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why didn't the car up - turn when it was supposed to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was a oneway road <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what walks with 4 legs in the morning 2 at noon and three in the evening <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> centipede <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the longest word in the dictionary? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> elastic it streches <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the clock get sick? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was run down <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can alter the actions of a king, and leave puzzled the greatest of philosophers. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> woman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. " what eye is like to this eye " said the first eye, " but in low place, not in high place. " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sun shining on daisies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a guy was using the bathroom behind a few bars, but when he was done he couldn't get out. why couldn't he get out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was in jail <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> edible items purchased in large quantities <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> groceries <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bloodtest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am colorful, fat, red and white all over. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> santa clause <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does an angel use to start a fire? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> match made in heaven <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are 2 coins that equal 30 cents and 1 is not a nickel. and its in american coins <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> qaurter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am above water, i am below water what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water or a reflection <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do alaskens go to the place down under? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its warm <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when a virgin gives birth, she throws away the drapery. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> banana blossoms <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it stares at you in the face all day without eyes. it speaks without a mouth. its face always changes from one thing to the next. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your television <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if someone has " no ", what do they have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bodyodor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who are people you see everyday, but you don't know? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> strangers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is your name and doyouspell it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i t spell it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what asks but never answers? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> owl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 + 2 = 5 how is this possible ( the answer is 5 ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i lied <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> boxers do this for a living and kids do it in the backseat for free <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is wrong with this mummy cow daddy cow and the baby cow <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boy cows are bulls <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the hamburger go to the gym? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it wanted better buns <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine someone was driving a semi truck and the doors wooden open, the windows turned to rubber, and there was no possible way to escape. the truck was going 100 mph, and it was heading for a cliff. what do you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imagening <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people likes cho, mind likes the, pimp likes. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hoe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a thing which you will write on the pad it comes out on a paper? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> printerprinter printer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a baby duck? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> duckling <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a cow with no legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ground beef <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of mind does base players chew? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> basemint <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> her horse is named friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with 7 wives, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. kids, cats, kids and wives how many were going to see. lives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1 you <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hickory - dickory - dock! the mouse ran up the clock. the clock struck one and down did come. hickory - dickory - dock! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> guillotine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I man is driving in his car down a highway and his car is black you can't see it and there is no street lights on, the stars aren't out, the moon is n't out and he hasn't got his street lights on a guy in pure black walk's across the road and the guy in the car swivels and misses him, how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was daytime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of eyeglasses do spies wear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spyfocals <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it could be a tangy game but can also become a destructive weather phenomenon <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> twister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 5 fish in a fish bowl 3 drawn how many are left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 5 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was this person, who built a baseball bench. how many people sat on it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1 moyet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I suck at writing riddles. everyone hates my riddles. no one get's my riddles, and i laugh at myself when i don't know what people are talking about, and they are laughing at me. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddlerhe sucks at doing riddles <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> late afternoons i often bathe. i'll soak in water piping hot. my essence goes through my sea through clothes. used up in i; i've gone to pot. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a tea bag <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |