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Why is there a crib in here? |
Cop Morty: |
Just somethin’ they do to make you feel bad. |
Cop Rick: |
Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh? |
Cop Morty: |
Go to the car and grab a MediPack. Lemme worry about this. |
Cop Rick: |
What happened? |
Cop Morty: |
Same old story. Mortys killing Mortys. |
Lizard Morty: |
Almost... got it... |
Lizard Morty: |
I bet it leads to a place where a bunch of fri-- flies everywhere! |
Slick: |
Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere. I bet it's a big hole where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams. |
Slick: |
You wanna know why? Because of this! I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys with a trauma implant. How do you think it feels, Fat Morty, to know that no matter where I go, I'll always be the one that makes everybody sad and... a little bored? |
Glasses Morty: |
Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay? You also roll up your sleeves. |
Lizard Morty: |
Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables. |
Candidate Morty: |
Hey there. How you doing? Great to meet you. |
Candidate Morty: |
That doesn't sound like Rick work. You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you? |
Candidate Morty: |
This is just like a Morty baby! |
Candidate Morty: |
Hey! Did you end up getting a new job? |
Campaign Manager Morty: |
Yeah, I did. Assassinating you! |
Candidate Morty: |
I'm okay... I'm okay... I'm... Ohh... |
Cop Rick: |
No thank you, and bad math. |
Cop Rick: |
What is the place? |
Cop Morty: |
The Creepy Morty". What is it your kind's always saying? "Don't think about it." Come on. There's someone important I want you to meet. |
Cop Morty: |
They had a little accident. They won't be causing any trouble anymore. |
Cop Morty: |
Big Morty likes to contribute to keeping the peace in Mortytown. Think of him as a drug lord, and us his cops on his payroll. |
Cop Rick: |
Morty... |
Cop Rick: |
M-m-my partner. Morty, you're right. Mortytown is bad, but that doesn't mean that we have to be. |
Cop Morty: |
Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty. He's new. He doesn't understand how it works. |
Cop Morty: |
Wh-why would you say something like that, Big Morty? You're fucking things up for both of us here! |
Cop Rick: |
Big Morty, you're under arrest. |
Cop Morty: |
S-smartest man in the universe. |
Cop Morty: |
Not so big now, are ya? |
Cop Rick: |
That's enough! |
Cop Morty: |
If we don't kill him, he'll talk! |
Cop Rick: |
If you do, I'll talk. |
Cop Rick: |
You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. I got faith in you, partner. Do the right thing. |