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Jessica: |
Do you know what I want you to do with them? |
Morty: |
Rename them? |
Jessica: |
Squeeze them. Manhandle them. Give them the business. See if you can shuffle them. I mean, really get in there and knock them around. No wrong answers. |
Morty: |
Wow. Well, okay, Jessica. L-let's give this a shot. |
Jessica: |
Mm. Oh, Morty. What are you doing to me? |
Morty: |
Uh, I-I'm just doing my best. |
Mr. Goldenfold: |
Morty! What are you doing to me?! |
Morty: |
Ah, Jessica. |
Mr. Goldenfold: |
Morty! |
Morty: |
Jessica. |
Mr. Goldenfold: |
Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad. |
Morty: |
Je-Jessica. Jessica. |
Mr. Goldenfold: |
Not my fault this is happening. |
Morty: |
Uh, morning, Frank. |
Morty: |
Oh, geez, Frank. I don't know if a knife is necessary. I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it. |
Rick: |
There you are, Morty. Listen to me. I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. I need an extra pair of hands. |
Morty: |
Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-what'd you do to Frank? |
Rick: |
It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him. Now listen I need your help, Morty. I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business. It's important. Come on, Morty. |
Morty: |
I don't know, Rick. I can't leave school again. |
Rick: |
Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty? What do you think I can just do it all by myself? Come on! |
Morty: |
Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history. What about Frank? I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him? |
Rick: |
I'll do it later, Morty. He'll be fine. Let's go. |
Summer: |
Hi, Frank. |
Summer: |
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! |
Beth: |
Scalpel. |
Jerry: |
Knock, knock. |
Beth: |
Jerry? |
Jerry: |
My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, "hey, why not swing by where your wife works? |
Beth: |
Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason. |
Jerry: |
Well, it's lunch. I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia. |
Beth: |
Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, my job involves performing heart surgery. |
Jerry: |
Well, yeah, on horses. |
Beth: |
Excuse me? |