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400	2	Little Girl	"A," "b" his name is scary Terry "C," "d" he's very scary.
401	2	Rick	Holy crap! We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!
402	2	Morty	Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
403	2	Little Girl	"E," "f" he'll design your death
404	2	Rick	The little girl!
405	2	Morty	Huh?
406	2	Little Girl	"J," "k," he'll really ruin your day.
407	2	Rick	Are you kidding me? This again? Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
408	2	Morty	Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
409	2	Scary Terry	Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!
410	2	Morty	Ohhhh!
411	2	Rick	Holy crap, Morty. He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed!
412	2	Snuffles	Where are my testicles, Summer? ... Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?
413	2	Summer	ScaredOh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.
414	2	Snuffles	Do not call me that!
415	2	Snuffles	"Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.
416	2	Summer	Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.
417	2	Snuffles	Scaring you?
418	2	Summer	AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
419	2	Snuffles	Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?
420	2	Summer	Uhhh ...
421	2	Jerry	Hey. Oh, wow. Okay, is is is everything okay in here?
422	2	Snuffles	Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?
423	2	Jerry	No! No, we were uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to uh ...
424	2	Beth	G-Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!
425	2	Summer	Yeah. Totally. Let's go.
426	2	Snuffles	You will walk when it is time to walk.
427	2	Rick	What are we here for again? Incepting? We're trying to incept-
428	2	Morty	We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?
429	2	Rick	Oh, yeah.
430	2	Scary Terry	Buckle up, bitch!
431	2	Morty	Ooooooaaahhh!
432	2	Morty	Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!
433	2	Scary Terry	You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
434	2	Rick	Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding.
435	2	Morty	But that's the opposite of what-
436	2	Rick	Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?
437	2	Morty	Hey, you know what? You got a really good point there, Rick. Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.
438	2	Rick	Worst-case scenario we're back to running.
439	2	Morty	Wow, you know what? I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.
440	2	Rick	Thanks, Morty. Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.
441	2	Scary Terry	You can run But you can't hide! Yawn
442	2	Rick	Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. He's getting sleepy. Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. That's when we make our move.
443	2	Jerry	Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! This is a huge misunderstanding.
444	2	Summer	Dad, he wants to be called snowball.
445	2	Jerry	Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous.
446	2	Snuffles	You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.
447	2	Jerry	Huh! You think you can control me with a haircut?
448	2	Scary Melissa	Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day?
449	2	Scary Terry	I don't want to talk about it!
450	2	Scary Melissa	Oh, of course! You never want to talk about it!
451	2	Scary Terry	Get off my back, bitch!
452	2	Scary Melissa	Out there. Not in here!
453	2	Scary Terry	Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. I love you, Melissa.
454	2	Scary Melissa	I love you, too, Terry.
455	2	Rick	Morty, this is perfect. After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.
456	2	Rick	Looks like scary Terry's having a nightmare.
457	2	Morty	Oh, boy, Rick. I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know scare Scary Terry.
458	2	Scary Terry	Oh, no! I'm late to class, bitch! Oh, no! I'm not wearing any pants!
459	2	Monster Teacher	Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim through a pumpkin patch?
460	2	Scary Terry	Oh, uh, um ... "Bitch."
461	2	Monster Teacher: Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun involving pumpkins, bitch? Morty	Hey, leave him alone!
462	2	Rick	Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?
463	2	Monster Teacher	Well, I never! I-I see no reason to stand here and take this.
464	2	Rick	You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry. You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.
465	2	Morty	Hey, yo, scary T., don't even trip about your pants dawg. Here's a pair on us, fool.
466	2	Scary Terry	Aww, bitch. I don't know what to say.
467	2	Morty	You don't need to say anything. We got you, dawg.
468	2	Rick	You're our boy, dawg. Don't even trip.
469	2	Scary Terry	Oh, hey, it's you guys!
470	2	Scary Melissa	I haven't seen him this relaxed in years.
471	2	Scary Terry	If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.
472	2	Rick	As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with.
473	2	Little Girl	' "Q," "r," you won't get very far.
474	2	Scary Terry	I always hated that song!
475	2	Scary Terry	These halves don't belong together, bitch!
476	2	Scary Terry	Sex is sacred!
477	2	Scary Terry	This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!
478	2	Mr. Goldenfold	Holy crap! God damn! I know one thing for sure I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea. That is an original thought.
479	2	Morty	What the hell?
480	2	Rick	Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?
481	2	Morty	Oh, man, what's going on?
482	2	Rick	Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.
483	2	Jerry	I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart.
484	2	Summer	This is why I choose to get C's.
485	2	Rick	Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.
486	2	Morty	- Dad! - Rick! - Oh, thank God, Morty. - Oh, you're welcome. All right, let's get out of here.
487	2	Rick	If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel or something before the dogs completely take over.
488	2	Jerry	Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not going anywhere. This is my house. I'm not abandoning it.
489	2	Rick	It's all over, Jerry. The dogs are on a path to total world domination. But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?
490	2	Jerry	Wait a minute. I have an idea. Gentlemen, a moment of your time. Jerry pees on a pile of guns See that? I'm peeing all over your special guns. That means I own them.
491	2	Snuffles	Bad person. Bad.
492	2	Rick	Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
493	2	Snuffles	Bring the boy to me. You were always kind to me, Morty. That's why I will leave you with your testicles. From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.
494	2	Morty	Th-thanks, snuffles.
495	2	Snuffles	Begin phase two.
496	2	Reporter	Fighting continues as the dog army captures the eastern seaboard. It appears clear at this time that the era of human superiority has come to a bitter end. Two dogs come into the news room with a muzzlePlease! Please don't kill me!
497	2	Dog 1	What's she saying, Bill?
498	2	Bill	I think she's saying, "I love lasagna.
499	2	Morty	Mmm. Thank you, Fido. Rick! I thought you were dead!

400

2

Little Girl

"A," "b" his name is scary Terry "C," "d" he's very scary.

401

2

Rick

Holy crap! We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!

402

2

Morty

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!

403

2

Little Girl

"E," "f" he'll design your death

404

2

Rick

The little girl!

405

2

Morty

Huh?

406

2

Little Girl

"J," "k," he'll really ruin your day.

407

2

Rick

Are you kidding me? This again? Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.

408

2

Morty

Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-whoa, this isn't good.

409

2

Scary Terry

Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!

410

2

Morty

Ohhhh!

411

2

Rick

Holy crap, Morty. He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed!

412

2

Snuffles

Where are my testicles, Summer? ... Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?

413

2

Summer

ScaredOh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.

414

2

Snuffles

Do not call me that!

415

2

Snuffles

"Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

416

2

Summer

Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.

417

2

Snuffles

Scaring you?

418

2

Summer

AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

419

2

Snuffles

Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?

420

2

Summer

Uhhh ...

421

2

Jerry

Hey. Oh, wow. Okay, is is is everything okay in here?

422

2

Snuffles

Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

423

2

Jerry

No! No, we were uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to uh ...

424

2

Beth

G-Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!

425

2

Summer

Yeah. Totally. Let's go.

426

2

Snuffles

You will walk when it is time to walk.

427

2

Rick

What are we here for again? Incepting? We're trying to incept-

428

2

Morty

We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?

429

2

Rick

Oh, yeah.

430

2

Scary Terry

Buckle up, bitch!

431

2

Morty

Ooooooaaahhh!

432

2

Morty

Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!

433

2

Scary Terry

You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!

434

2

Rick

Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding.

435

2

Morty

But that's the opposite of what-

436

2

Rick

Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?

437

2

Morty

Hey, you know what? You got a really good point there, Rick. Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.

438

2

Rick

Worst-case scenario we're back to running.

439

2

Morty

Wow, you know what? I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.

440

2

Rick

Thanks, Morty. Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.

441

2

Scary Terry

You can run But you can't hide! Yawn

442

2

Rick

Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. He's getting sleepy. Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. That's when we make our move.

443

2

Jerry

Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! This is a huge misunderstanding.

444

2

Summer

Dad, he wants to be called snowball.

445

2

Jerry

Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous.

446

2

Snuffles

You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.

447

2

Jerry

Huh! You think you can control me with a haircut?

448

2

Scary Melissa

Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day?

449

2

Scary Terry

I don't want to talk about it!

450

2

Scary Melissa

Oh, of course! You never want to talk about it!

451

2

Scary Terry

Get off my back, bitch!

452

2

Scary Melissa

Out there. Not in here!

453

2

Scary Terry

Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. I love you, Melissa.

454

2

Scary Melissa

I love you, too, Terry.

455

2

Rick

Morty, this is perfect. After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.

456

2

Rick

Looks like scary Terry's having a nightmare.

457

2

Morty

Oh, boy, Rick. I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know scare Scary Terry.

458

2

Scary Terry

Oh, no! I'm late to class, bitch! Oh, no! I'm not wearing any pants!

459

2

Monster Teacher

Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim through a pumpkin patch?

460

2

Scary Terry

Oh, uh, um ... "Bitch."

461

2

Monster Teacher: Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun involving pumpkins, bitch? Morty

Hey, leave him alone!

462

2

Rick

Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?

463

2

Monster Teacher

Well, I never! I-I see no reason to stand here and take this.

464

2

Rick

You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry. You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.

465

2

Morty

Hey, yo, scary T., don't even trip about your pants dawg. Here's a pair on us, fool.

466

2

Scary Terry

Aww, bitch. I don't know what to say.

467

2

Morty

You don't need to say anything. We got you, dawg.

468

2

Rick

You're our boy, dawg. Don't even trip.

469

2

Scary Terry

Oh, hey, it's you guys!

470

2

Scary Melissa

I haven't seen him this relaxed in years.

471

2

Scary Terry

If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.

472

2

Rick

As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with.

473

2

Little Girl

' "Q," "r," you won't get very far.

474

2

Scary Terry

I always hated that song!

475

2

Scary Terry

These halves don't belong together, bitch!

476

2

Scary Terry

Sex is sacred!

477

2

Scary Terry

This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!

478

2

Mr. Goldenfold

Holy crap! God damn! I know one thing for sure I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea. That is an original thought.

479

2

Morty

What the hell?

480

2

Rick

Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?

481

2

Morty

Oh, man, what's going on?

482

2

Rick

Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.

483

2

Jerry

I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart.

484

2

Summer

This is why I choose to get C's.

485

2

Rick

Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.

486

2

Morty

- Dad! - Rick! - Oh, thank God, Morty. - Oh, you're welcome. All right, let's get out of here.

487

2

Rick

If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel or something before the dogs completely take over.

488

2

Jerry

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not going anywhere. This is my house. I'm not abandoning it.

489

2

Rick

It's all over, Jerry. The dogs are on a path to total world domination. But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

490

2

Jerry

Wait a minute. I have an idea. Gentlemen, a moment of your time. Jerry pees on a pile of guns See that? I'm peeing all over your special guns. That means I own them.

491

2

Snuffles

Bad person. Bad.

492

2

Rick

Ooh, great plan, Jerry.

493

2

Snuffles

Bring the boy to me. You were always kind to me, Morty. That's why I will leave you with your testicles. From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.

494

2

Morty

Th-thanks, snuffles.

495

2

Snuffles

Begin phase two.

496

2

Reporter

Fighting continues as the dog army captures the eastern seaboard. It appears clear at this time that the era of human superiority has come to a bitter end. Two dogs come into the news room with a muzzlePlease! Please don't kill me!

497

2

Dog 1

What's she saying, Bill?

498

2

Bill

I think she's saying, "I love lasagna.

499

2

Morty

Mmm. Thank you, Fido. Rick! I thought you were dead!