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200 | 1 | Morty | Ohhhhh! Rick pushes over a giant capsule, with an alien fetus over,
smashing some Gromflomites, to slow them down. |
201 | 1 | Morty | Ohhhhhh! an alien is seen smoking a hookah and Morty runs past him and
accidentally inhales the smoke from the hookah while Rick comes from behind
and slaps the alien in the face, causing the alien to cry; he then coughs up
a life form from the smoke and the lifeform starts running through the glarp
zone and goes through the entire aging process from developing fetus to
decomposing corpse, over the course of three seconds. |
202 | 1 | Morty | Aaaaah! |
203 | 1 | Rick | Don't think about it! he and Morty are cornered but Morty activates the
grappling shoes and runs up the wall with Rick. |
204 | 1 | Rick | Ooh! Oh, nice, Morty! The student becomes the teacher. the Gromflomites
reveal that they can fly and then Rick and Morty start running
away. |
205 | 1 | Morty | Whoooooo! he and Rick run through the equipment on the ceiling, before
they slip off to the ground. |
206 | 1 | Alien | Aah! Aw, hell, no, dawg. You know me I'm just trying to— Rick and Morty
crash to the ground and he dies; they then run to the portal
computer. |
207 | 1 | Rick | I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. Cover me. he
tosses Morty a gun. |
208 | 1 | Morty | Oh, man. I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody. |
209 | 1 | Rick | They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!
Morty shoots a Glenn, blowing his leg off, and making blood gush out
as he drops down in pain. |
210 | 1 | Glenn | Aaaaah! My leg is shot off! |
211 | 1 | Other Gromflomite | Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children! |
212 | 1 | Morty | They're not robots, Rick! |
213 | 1 | Rick | It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them. Just
keep shooting, Morty. You have no idea what prison is like here! Morty
continues shooting the Gromflomites and even kills some innocent bystanders
while Rick hacks into the portal to take them back home. |
214 | 1 | Morty | Holy crap! This is insane! Rick opens the portal and takes Morty in with
him. |
215 | 1 | Rick | Come on, Morty! We got to get the hell out of here! the portal opens up
in the lunchroom at school and Rick and Morty land on the table where
Jessica and her friends are eating. |
216 | 1 | Jessica | Wow. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal? |
217 | 1 | Morty | Uh, yeah. Well, you know, my-my Ferrari's in the shop. nervously
laughs. |
218 | 1 | Jessica | You're Morty, right? |
219 | 1 | Morty | Yeah. Rick grabs Morty and takes him way.
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220 | 1 | Rick | You can get his number later. Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here. You got
to get those seeds out of your ass. Rick and Morty are stopped by Jerry,
Beth, and Principal Vagina. |
221 | 1 | Jerry | Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche. |
222 | 1 | Beth | What? |
223 | 1 | Jerry | I'm an angry father, not an improviser. |
224 | 1 | Rick | Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, my goodness, Morty! What are you doing out of class? We
talked about this. Your-your parents and I are very disappointed in-in this
behavior... No? No takers? Rick and Morty are back at home in the garage
while Jerry and Beth start taking all his things and packing them up so he
can move to the nursing home. |
225 | 1 | Rick | You guys should really not be touching that stuff. It's beyond your
reasoning. |
226 | 1 | Jerry | You're beyond our reasoning! |
227 | 1 | Rick | Takes one to know one. |
228 | 1 | Beth | Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it's
not like he's a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in
someone else's. |
229 | 1 | Rick | What what are you guys doing with my stuff? |
230 | 1 | Beth | We're moving you to a nursing home. |
231 | 1 | Rick | A nursing home? What are what are you, nuts? I'm a genius. I build robots for
fun. |
232 | 1 | Jerry | Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally
scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas. |
233 | 1 | Beth | What does that mean? |
234 | 1 | Jerry | It's personal. |
235 | 1 | Morty | Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all. |
236 | 1 | Jerry | Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these
situations on your own. |
237 | 1 | Rick | What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something? |
238 | 1 | Beth | Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child
that needs to be missing classes. |
239 | 1 | Rick | I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Can can can you be a little bit more
specific? |
240 | 1 | Jerry | Oh, for crying out—he's got some kind of disability or something. Is that what
you want us to say? |
241 | 1 | Morty | I do? |
242 | 1 | Jerry | Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast
as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work
twice as hard. |
243 | 1 | Morty | Aw, geez, dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once. |
244 | 1 | Rick | Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi. |
245 | 1 | Morty | Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't. |
246 | 1 | Rick | The square root of Pi, Morty. Go! |
247 | 1 | Morty | 1.77245385... Whoa! |
248 | 1 | Beth | What the hell? |
249 | 1 | Jerry |
checks Morty's answer with calculator. Holy crap. He's right. |
250 | 1 | Rick | Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics. |
251 | 1 | Morty | "The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of
heat supplied to the system." Wow! I'm so smart! |
252 | 1 | Jerry | But— |
253 | 1 | Rick | I told the both of you school is stupid. It's not how you learn things. Morty's
a gifted child. He has a special mind. That's why he's my little helper. He's
like me. He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too
smart for school. He needs to keep hanging out and helping me. |
254 | 1 | Beth | Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop. |
255 | 1 | Jerry | No, I-I understand. Uh, maybe we overreacted. But he has to keep going to
school. |
256 | 1 | Rick | Okay, Jerry. You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do? Say no?
You-you really wear the pants around here. I just want you to know, between us,
from now on, it's gonna be clear communication. Summer butts in, crying
over the death of Frank. |
257 | 1 | Summer |
crying. Frank Palicky was frozen to death today! |
258 | 1 | Rick | No idea what you're talking about. Summer leaves, crying.
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259 | 1 | Jerry | Okay. Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. Don't stay up all night
again. This is good, though. This can work. I think we can be a family and now,
Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you. |
260 | 1 | Beth | You know what? Okay. she and Jerry leave.
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261 | 1 | Morty | Holy cow, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter. |
262 | 1 | Rick | Full disclosure, Morty it's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side
effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity. |
263 | 1 | Morty | Aw, man. |
264 | 1 | Rick | Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor
skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality
for 72 hours, Morty. Starting right about now. |
265 | 1 | Morty | Ohh, man. losing consciousness) Oh, geez! Ohh. (drops to the ground and
starts moaning as he has a seizure. |
266 | 1 | Rick | I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I
needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents
off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more adventures. excitedly
looks down upon him, telling him about their future adventures. |
267 | 2 | TV | Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. Beautiful putt right there good birdie. That's only the eighth birdie of the day. |
268 | 2 | Jerry | What? Why are you looking at me? You want to go outside? Outside? Sigh
|
269 | 2 | Jerry | Outside? |
270 | 2 | Jerry | Are you kidding me?! Come on! |
271 | 2 | Summer | Oh, my God. |
272 | 2 | Morty | What's wrong? |
273 | 2 | Jerry | Your idiot dog! |
274 | 2 | Morty | Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad. Did you, snuffles? You're a good boy. |
275 | 2 | Jerry | Don't praise him now, Morty! He just peed on the carpet! Bad dog! Bad! |
276 | 2 | Rick | Morty, come on. I need your help tonight. |
277 | 2 | Jerry | Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing you could whip up that might help make this dog a little smarter, would you? |
278 | 2 | Rick | I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. Come on, Morty. |
279 | 2 | Jerry | Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free and use my son for your stupid science, the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use for the family. You make that dog smart or Morty's grounded! |
280 | 2 | Summer | Ha-ha! |
281 | 2 | Morty | Aw, man! |
282 | 2 | Rick | Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. |
283 | 2 | Rick | All right, Ruffles What's his name? |
284 | 2 | Morty | Snuffles. |
285 | 2 | Rick | Snuffles, shake. |
286 | 2 | Rick | Roll over. |
287 | 2 | Rick | Go to the bathroom. |
288 | 2 | Jerry | Holy crap! |
289 | 2 | Summer | No way. |
290 | 2 | Rick | Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. Have fun. Come on, Morty. |
291 | 2 | Morty | That was fantastic, Rick! |
292 | 2 | Rick | Yeah, Morty, if you like that, boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one. |
293 | 2 | Morty | W-w-w-what is it? |
294 | 2 | Rick | It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Morty. It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. |
295 | 2 | Morty | You talking about "Inception"? |
296 | 2 | Rick | That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like that, except, you know, it's gonna may-Belch-be make sense. |
297 | 2 | Morty | "Inception" made sense. |
298 | 2 | Rick | You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. That way you can, you know, y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. |
299 | 2 | Morty | Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, couldn't you have just, you know, helped me with my homework? |