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2,137 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | ...but you really stuck your neck out when you gave me props for my awesome jokes in the briefing room. Everybody else had their heads so far up their ass. Even my own grandson is like, "Oh, the Vindicators are so cool." I mean, he's a moron, it's their... demographic. But you're different, Noob-Noob. |
2,138 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | ...Motherfucker! |
2,139 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | You're fucking cool! And you're smart! And I bet we coulda hung out and shit! And I hope you get to be a full-fledged Vindicator! A-And d-do me a favor. Do-Don't let him know I... I got emotional. But you can tell him one thing. Tell him I said... Oh, fuck. Okay, I just shit myself. Okay, later. |
2,140 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | W--Dude, Morty, what happened i...? |
2,141 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Shut up. |
2,142 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | I sense this means we are not drying. |
2,143 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Not all of us. |
2,144 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | Sweetheart? |
2,145 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Just let Titty-Bean do this, Snuzzles. It's for the greater good. |
2,146 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Greater good?! |
2,147 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Titty-Bean? |
2,148 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | It's like you said, Morty |
2,149 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Never said that! |
2,150 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | It's the galaxy's faith in the Vindicators that keeps the galaxy secure! |
2,151 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Yeah, I feel safer already. |
2,152 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | No doubt. Who do we make the check out to? |
2,153 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | I'll say, we are gettin' some good licks in while choking to death. |
2,154 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Right? |
2,155 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | Titty-Bean, listen to me. When you came to me, I was merely a sentient colony of ants. It was your beliefs, your pursuit of justice, that taught me to be a man. |
2,156 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | When did it get so complicated? |
2,157 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | Who knows? But we can make it simple again. |
2,158 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | You were always the romantic. Which is why you can't leave either. |
2,159 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Goodbye, my love. |
2,160 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Damn! She double-crossed Snuzzles! |
2,161 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Silence! I'm going to enjoy this... |
2,162 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Announcer | Let's give a huge thanks to Rick Sanchez for killing Worldender, putting this awesome party together, and for booking one of the hottest talents out there |
2,164 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Look at that. Geez, I must've planned a whole party. Invited a bunch of people. Not bad, Drunk Rick, not bad. |
2,168 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Rick, Supernova's getting away! |
2,169 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Ah, who cares? |
2,170 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | But.. she was trying to kill us! |
2,171 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Morty, twenty people try to kill me every week. I end up getting high with half of 'em. I mean, check it out, Gear Head's here. |
2,173 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Beth | Morty, you're wearing a Vindicator jacket. Are you a little superhero now? |
2,174 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Everyone in the universe is a hero, Mom. Which is why we don't need jackets. And I'm pretty sure we don't need Vindicators. |
2,176 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Summer | Man, Grandpa Rick must have gotten shitfaced. |
2,177 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Shut up, Summer. |
2,184 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Who the fuck is Noob-Noob? |
2,193 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Rick | Alright, Morty. You ready for our adventure to the lost city of Atlantis? |
2,194 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | Ready as I’ll ever be, Rick! |
2,195 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Rick | Oh, for fuck’s sake. |
2,197 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Rick | What are you, stupid? We’re done with the Citadel of Ricks. I was never on board with it in the first place, that’s why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot. |
2,199 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | They tried to murder him first. |
2,201 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | Yeah, he knows. He murdered them. |
2,203 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Rick | Every day. |
2,206 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Rick | You don’t have to be a dick. |
2,208 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | Geez. I didn’t know there were still Ricks and Mortys living on the Citadel. I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like. |
2,209 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Rick | Well, you can keep wondering that while we go on our fun, fresh, self-contained adventure to Atlantis. Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid, or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas. |
2,210 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | Man. Glad I’m not one of them! |
2,218 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Narrator | Sixteen iterations off the central finite curve, there’s a Rick that works more with wood than polarity plating. |
2,219 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Narrator | His name is Simple Rick, but he’s no dummy. |
2,220 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Narrator | He realized long ago that the greatest thing he’d ever create was his daughter. |
2,222 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Narrator | We captured that moment and run it on a loop through Simple Rick’s mind. |
2,223 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Narrator | And the chemical that makes his brain secrete goes into every Simple Rick’s Simple Wafer Cookie. Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick’s. |
2,229 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Campaign Manager Morty | We had a good run, sir, but I think it’s time to pull out of the race. |
2,230 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Candidate Morty | I feel pretty confident about tonight’s debate. |
2,231 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Campaign Manager Morty | You shouldn’t, sir. You should be terrified. |
2,232 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Candidate Morty | Maybe you should find a little faith, young man. |
2,233 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Campaign Manager Morty | You don’t pay me to have faith! And we’re the same age! |
2,234 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Rick | Oh! S-sorry, I was expecting-- |
2,235 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | A Rick partner? Lesson one, rookie |
2,236 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | Mortys are human! |
2,237 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fuckin’ animal! |
2,238 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty | WHOA!! |
2,239 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | The election’s got these yellow shirts more riled up than a Picture Day Jessica. |
2,240 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Rick | That’s pretty harsh, sir. |
2,241 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | So report me. Nobody gives a fuck. |
2,242 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Rick | Look, I’m just saying. Makes me a little sad to hear a Morty cop calling Mortys “animals”. |
2,243 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Well, it makes me sad to see another Rick cop buying into his sensitivity training. |
2,244 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Rick | Well, I’m glad to know there’s more like me. |
2,245 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Oh, there was one. Why do you think that seat was empty? |
2,247 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Rick | Fifth and ? That’s Mortytown. |
2,248 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Unit 7 responding. |
2,249 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Teacher Rick | "Good idea, Rick." |
2,251 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Teacher Rick | "This is a great adventure." |
2,253 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Teacher Rick | "I love being your new Morty." |
2,255 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Slick | Farty! |
2,256 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Teacher Rick | Very amusing, Mr. Smith. Almost as amusing as when your first Rick was decapitated on Zorpathion 9. Or was that your third Rick? How many Ricks have you had? |
2,257 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Slick | Five… |
2,258 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Teacher Rick | I see. So you are top of the class in something. Tomorrow you will be transferred to your new Ricks. Hopefully, they will be your last. Yes, Slow Ri-- Tall Morty? |
2,260 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Teacher Rick | Anything’s possible, Tall Morty. Ugh… |
2,261 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Lizard Morty | Guess we won’t be seein’ each other after this, huh? |
2,262 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Slick | I say we make our last day count. I say… we go to the Wishing Portal. |
2,263 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Glasses Morty | That’s a myth. |
2,265 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Lizard Morty | If we’re not here for graduation, our butts are gonna end up in Mortytown. |
2,266 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Slick | I thought your last Rick fused you with a lizard, not a chicken. |
2,267 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Lizard Morty | Okay, fine. I’m in. |
2,268 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Glasses Morty | Me too. |
2,270 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Lizard Morty | I-I thought I saw a fly. |
2,274 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | No Ricks, no families, high off their asses and runnin’ amok. Mortys are raised to be sidekicks. Without a side to kick, they just start kickin’. |
2,276 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Yeah, make sure you get that down. |
2,277 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Rick | Any mutations? Augmentations? Three eyes, a tail, maybe a buzzcut? |
2,281 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Lemme turn over a few rocks. |
2,282 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | Aw geez, hey, what’s goin’ on, fellas? |
2,283 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty 1 | Aw geez, man, nothin’ man, we’re just hangin’ out and stuff. |
2,284 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | I hear that, ah geez, I guess I’m supposed to be figuring out who robbed the store across the street but aw geez I dunno. |
2,285 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty 2 | Ah geez man, that sucks that your Rick’s makin’ you do that. |
2,286 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | He’s not my Rick. He’s my partner. Aw, geez. |
2,287 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty 1 | Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference. Who am I to say? To me, you just look like a sidekick. |
2,288 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | CALL ME A SIDEKICK ONE MORE TIME! CALL ME A SIDEKICK!! |
2,289 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Morty 2 | Hey man! C’mon, aw geez! |
2,290 | 3 | 7 | Tales From the Citadel | Cop Morty | WANNA SEE HOW I PAINT A WALL?! |