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<START_QUESTION> brothers and sisters have a none, but this mans father is my fathers son. who is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is my son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this veggie is characterized of long stalks or shoots taken from the plant they have a strong odor when cooked and can influence the color or urine <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> asparagus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you ride on me every day but barely notice, I'm hot and cold at the very same time, i'm the densest of my clan, and my first three help you enjoy music. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> earth ear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the best way to improve a man's driving? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> police car following behind him <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man left for a three day trip on payday and came back on holiday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name is friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have freedom from hate, but not from lies. i'm usually seen through clouded eyes. i come unexpected, though you wait for me all your life. i can't be brought yet some people try. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> true love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> round i start, yet no shape have i. allow me to breathe, and my life will die. the older i grow, the more sought after i become. you will feel much better when i am done. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bottle of wine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its a clock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> deposit red liquid in me. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blood bank <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the home show. one of them was the father of the other's son. how could this be possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were a husbandwife pair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> silly mom has 2 sons? billand? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mill <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Mary's mother had three daughters. the first was named april and the second was named may. what was the name of the third daughter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a kind of fish that can never swim. what is that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead fish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> somebody's brother died, but the man who died had no brothers how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man had a sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are in a room with no windows no door and no furniture. you dont have any tools either. it was just an empty square room. and yet you manage to get out how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> through the doorway <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my skin is brown and my one eyes black i am round but i am not fat what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> black eyed pea <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is brown and sticky <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no not a stick poo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be crystal clear but also pitch black. people like me when i am as clear as the fresh air. you can find me just about everywhere. besides the desert. im very important to have. any living thing can not live without me. in very hot places im so desirable. i come in jug containers or you can find me running through pipes. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a flat car? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> card <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you want to purchase 3 - cent stamps. you're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. how many 3 - cent stamps you will get in a dozen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 12 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im fast which every way you put me in. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> racecar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the coldest place in the universe <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> planet pluto <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> first on fours then on twos then on threes same path for you and me <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> person <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we travel much, yet prisoners are, and close confined to boot. yet with any horse, we will keep the pace, and will always go on foot. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spurs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I always point in the right direction. my instructions are written in black and white. disobey me and pay the consequences. i will never say more than two words at a time. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one way sign <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in washington d c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a list of numbers from 1 - 1000. how many times does the number " 3 " appear? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 301 times <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> paper's mother has three children nicolas, penny and guess the third child. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> santaclaus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions none of them work <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hiccup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 10 copy cats on a boat 1 jumps off, how many are left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are 0 left <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you serve that you can't eat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tennis ball <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am used very often to get away from my enemies. these colors make me happy when they help me. try to find me but you can not even try. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> camouflage <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a head, eyes, a nose, a mouth, a neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, a chest, a stomach, a waist, legs, knees, feet, and toes, and i get dressed every day, yet i cannot move unless someone moves me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> manequin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a triangle with 2 sides? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no such thing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man, lay dead in a field with only a package in his hands. the package is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the package? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parachoute <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes on the border of texas and mexico. which side do they bury the survivors texas or mexico? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> most of us do not have fixed homes since people hunt us. we rest in a fixed shelter only when we are to have babies. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> we are yaks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what insect does a blacksmith manufacture? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he makes the firefly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on bizarre falls. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blondin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1. two people go to gather but never meet each other <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> railway line <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man while looking at a photograph said, " brothers and sisters have a none. that man's father is my father's son. " who was the person in the photograph? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> that mans son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a family in the fridge, how did they get there? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are magnits <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I never can go up, i'm always coming down. increasing my speed at first, then decreasing near the ground. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> avalanche <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am that which is hunted, and this leaves me. do you dig, stone? what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> quarry <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has six legs but only walks with 4? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horse and his rider <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two men are in a desert. they both have packs on. one of the guys is dead. the guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. what is in the pack? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parachute that didnt open <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am filled with hotness. i don't mind how hot water is. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hot water bottle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. and mrs. wilson have five children, half of them are boys. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are all boys <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can tumble in it, roll in it, burn it, animals eat it, used to cover floors, still used beyond stall doors. freshens whatever it is placed on, absorbs whatever is poured into it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hay <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is the best time to go to the dentist? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toothhurty <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are three ants. the first one is at the front, second one in the mid and the third one at the back. the front one says that behind me there are 5 ants, the mid one says that behind me there are 3 ants and the back one says that there are 8 ants in front of me? how can this be! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they all are liars <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rides into a village on Wednesday, stays for two days, and rides back out of the village on wednesday. how did he do it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horse was called wednesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am walking through a field. there are no trees, i don't have an umbrella and i'm not wearing a raincoat, but i still manage not to get wet. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its not raining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> suicide <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you throw away the outside then eat the inside. then you throw away the outside and eat the inside. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ear of corn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. what was he doing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the doctor switch jobs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he lost his patients <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is not bent around. my second means " lift her up " or " cut her to the ground. " what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> straight razor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I smell bad and im fat who am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fat stench <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you are imagining you in a desert and you are feeling thirsty and some camels start running you down and you are getting dehydrated what would you do. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imaging <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rope wasnt tied to anything <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a mother's child and a father's child but nobody's son. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daughter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 8 fish in a pond, one drowns, how many are left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nonefish cant drown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I defile the water and glorify grime; i bubble; i burn; i coat things in slime. if we only meet where filth can be seen, why, tell me why would you call me clean? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because i am soap <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> even if you throw it away, it still comes back. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yoyo boomerang <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it runs up the hill, and runs down the hill, but in spite of all, it stands still. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> errrrr i duno <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is half of a yo - yo? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> absolutely nothing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was one story house. what was the car's color? ( enter here ) the windows'color? ( enter here ) what was the garage's color? ( enter here ) what were the stairs'color? ( enter here ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are no stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there's a quarter named billy, his sister is a dime named dime, his brother is a nickel named nickel, and his mom is a penny named penny. what is the quarter's name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> billy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a fly with no wings? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> walk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do people like to stare at orange juice containers all day? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because it says concentrated <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I used to come from below, a very long time ago! now, the queen sits upon me, but i am not a throne! i can make you rich, but not if im alone! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coins uksterling <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> red, white, and blue what color is the word after the period. red <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> black <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two ships are in the water. they each fire one missle at the other. neither missile hit its target. but there were no counter measures launched. and nothing entered the airspace during the time. and radar showed the missiles were destroyed. how is that so? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they flew into each other <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a plane with 40 passengers. the plane crashes on the border of Mexico and the united states. 5 of the 40 people die. where do they bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont burry survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> noelani is outside a shop. she cant read the signs but she knows she needs to go in to make a purchase. what store is she at? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> eye glasses store <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a town with a street with a corner. the corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. in front of the candy store stands a man who people call oscar. why do they call him oscar? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his parents named him oscar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a boy called nikkie, his mother has the same name. her name is spelt different. how is it spelt? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nikki <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a bean, i am very lean. i am not fat, i am sure of that. like all beans, i am small and round. but unlike others, i dont grow in the ground. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jellybean <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's hot and throbbing between a man's legs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> motorbike <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when the door is open <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your shadow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a chicken that crossed the road? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead chicken hahaha <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a beggar has a brother who lives in plain yet the brother has no brother please explain <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beggar is a girl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this is the known hairdo for mascara fans <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mullet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a group of spies were standing in the blistering sun facing the west. their sergeant shouted at them: right turn! about turn! left turn! in which direction are they now facing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> east <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was walking his dog the man rode yet walked what was the dogs name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dogs name was yet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the boy bury his flashlight? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because the batteries died <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can we get, but never throw away? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tissues a cold <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I capture things, like animals. most times i move. i must be put in a perfect spot. i am not alive. you use me until i die. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> digital camera <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has five eyes, but cannot see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> missisippi river <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> using a coconut and a watermelon to knock them on your head, which one is more painful? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your head <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who was the richest black smith in quantity? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tubby smith <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four wheels and flies? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> garbage truck flies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I cannot be felt, seen or touched; yet i can be found in everybody; my existence is always in debate; yet i have my own style of music. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a soul <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a plane flying from Mexico to new Mexico, while the plane is in flight it crashes exactly on the border of Mexico and new mexico, where are the survivors buried <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nowhere you dont burry survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my head bob lazily in the sun. you think i'm cute, for my face is yellow, my hair is white, and my body is green. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daisy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> dark with white markings, and smooth like a rock. where learning occurs, i help convey thought. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blackboardchalkboard <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |