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<START_QUESTION> what goes up and down but never move? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hill <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that pulls, but never hurts <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gravity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a white horned symbol of purity and grace <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> unicorn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when Miss millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. about a week later, missing millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parrot was deaf <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it can be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stars and under heels. in empty holes it fills! it comes first and follows after! ends life! kills laughter! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer is darkness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black and go real slow. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> molasses <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes in like water and comes out like rock? what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baby <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a raven have to do with a desk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i honestly have no idea <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> thanks for such treasures as mariachis, enchiladas and habanero! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mexico <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the fisherman arrested? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> for packing a rod <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why are penguins so popular in internet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they have web feet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I spend most of my day eating white. when i am quick enough, i get rewarded with fruit and something blue. in a dark room with blue walls, i run from the ghost that roam the halls. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pacman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the baby and confused? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his uncles were is ants <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are running a race and you take over the person in 2nd place what place are you in? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2nd not 1st <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you leave town on holiday, you leave the next town on friday you go home on friday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you named your horse friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has wheels and flies? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> garrbage truck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you take off the outside, then you cook me, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside what can it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cobb of corn or eggplant <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 2 painters to paint a bungalow. it takes the 2 hrs to paint floor 1, 2 hrs to paint floor 2 and 3 hrs to paint floor 3. how many hours all together did it take to paint the house. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bungalos only have 2 floors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the two tomatoes were on their way crossing the border and one of the tomatoes got squashed by a car so what did the other tomatoes say to the one who got squashed? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> come on ketchup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> first i am dried, then i am wet; the longer i swim, the more taste you get. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tea <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nesteggs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i love you a latte <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how long is a piece of string? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> distance between two ends <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half. how long does it take two chickens to lay two eggs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> day and half <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> live in the underground, and also live in grasslands. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> prairie dogs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is a cell door not a cell door? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when its ajar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a country and i am also a type of water. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> poland spring <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> serves as a go between in business <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> middleman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if i'm walking, then i must be running. however if i'm running, i may be walking. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> treadmill <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word is spelt the same either way you look at it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> race car <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man and his son were in a terrible car accident. an ambulance rushed them to the hospital. the doctors would only operate on the son not the man. the doctor said " i can't operate on this boy. he's my son. " who was the doctor? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boys mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a huge mythical animal said to resemble a whale <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leviathan <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i will scare your animals, and steal the dark. i come and go making my mark. i am hot to the touch, but men say i am cool. i cannot be harnessed, i am no man's tool. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i an a lightning bolt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> da 22nd and 24rth president had the same mom and dad but they were not bro's. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were da same person <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> zombies don't need something when they go on boat trips. what is the thing that they don't need to use? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> life jackets <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this is a japanese food consisting of cooked vinegared rice sushi - meshi combined with other ingredients, usually raw fish or other seafood <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sushi <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall. what does he weigh? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> meat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call " a find "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> search <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where on earth do the winds always blow from the south? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> north pole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a small room but no life lives inside, no matter what weather looms, very cold my residents reside. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fridge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a plane crash on the border of the usa and Mexico. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nowhere their survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a tv show and a child <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paper and glue <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 110 fish in a fish tank. if 10 fish drown how many fish are still alive? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none fishes do not drown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a dogs favorite subject <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peeonatree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are driving a plane that goes 200 miles per hour. the plane will be going to collision in 45 hours, this in 48 hours and Florida in 1 week. who is driving the insane plane? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> whatever ur name is <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man going to obama. he had seven wives. each wife had three cars. each car was black blue and green. each green car had leather seats. how many people are going to obama? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man only <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is green and smells like blue paint? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> green paint <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> make for 9's equal to 100 by using addition, subtraction, multiplication, and / or division. you can only use four 9's in the solving process. youmay not have any remainders. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 9999100 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is the electronic version of junk mail or a salty meat in a can <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spam <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two of the same type cars were driving. one of them weregoin 100 miles per hour. they were in 40 miles per hour. the car that is going 40 miles passes the car that is going 100 miles. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were going opposite directions <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> knockout <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> and the crooked crooked eye crooked crooked eye pea pea eye <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mississippi <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can run but zi can't walk. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> river stream or nose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a boat attached to a dock by a rope. hanging from the boat is a ladder. the ladder has three bars on it. each bar is a foot long. there is a foot and a half between each bar. three bars are visible above the water. when the tide rises 3 feet how many bars will be visible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> three boats float <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of ear cannot hear? ( hint: no, the answer is not " like season's latest snack ". ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ear of corn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is made of wood and metal and must be buried before it works? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shovel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if 7 maids with 7 mops clean 7 floors in 7 hours. then how long does it take for 3 maids with 3 mops to clean 3 floors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 7hrs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is special about holiday? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> spells florida <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I run forever yet never move what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stream of water <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you give birth to an orphan. what does that make you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you put in a toaster? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bread not toast <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did some business people sit around a clock while at their job? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because theyre working around it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> not meaning to offend it's creator, but perhaps this " contemporary " phrasing would make it easier for some. it may or may not put out a flame. being fragile, you need to apply it carefully. it can't break, but with overuse it will quickly wear thin - thereby rendering itself ineffectual. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my excuse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a can opener that doesn't work? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cant opener <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane is flying from florida to new jersey it gets into a bad crash. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury servivers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mountains <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my hands are shaking his hands and my mouth is kissing his mouth and my eyes are looking into his and what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cup of water while drinking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are driving a train. the train leaves at 55km an hour heading for halibut from category. the tracks of the train move diagonally. there are 18 passengers on the train ranging from 3 years old to 80 years old. the train tickets were 10 dollars apiece. if the train made a stop at vancouver and 1 / 3 of the passengers got off, what's the age of the driver? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you are the driver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has rivers but no water, cities but no buildings, and forests but no trees? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> map h <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a boy found 3 pieces of gold each piece thought was 3 pounds and the boy came to a bridge and a sign said 82 pounds only, the boys thought is 76 pounds how can he go across the bridge safely? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he make two trips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rode his horse yesterday and came back three days later on thursday. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horses name is thursday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the parts of a shape, is what one hopes to seek of another's, the combination of tears, stitched together or else shatters. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pure heart <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have 50 legs, 10 eyes, 4 tails, 5 years, and 3 heads. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> liar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the surname of the only famous british spy <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bond <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that gives you lots of work, mostly in school, and gives you punishment <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teacher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a woman on a boat. with a red perry coat and ifyoudon't know her name it'syou2 blame? what's her name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ann <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the person who made me doesnt want me. the person who bought knows who needs it. the person who needs it doesnt know it. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffin duhh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why do the baseball players like to go to the park? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they enjoy the swings <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am white everywhere and a dark horse all around i hate dark and love white is pointed at the top and round near the bottom <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> member of the kkk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> uranus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> scarcely was the father in this world when the son could be found sitting on the roof. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fire and smoke <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a cat on ice? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coolcat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> michael owen has a short one. arnold schwarzenegger has a long one.'Madonna'has nothing. the pope has one but dosent use it. what am i?. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> a surname <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it could make arrows fly and kites soar what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> string <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what begins with't ', ends with't'and hasn't'in it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tea pot <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has two legs but cant walk? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> someone in a wheelchair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sounding burnt but alive and survive <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ash tree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have caught 50. i own 100. how did i get them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i mugged professer oak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a thousand needles but i do not so. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> porcupine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; i'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> steel chain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is as scary as a ghost, and as small as a bottle of nail polish? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your big toe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a frog which can jump 10 meters, it is stood in the middle of a pond 9 meters away from the side, the frog can jump to the side, why <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none vampires like the dark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats a ghost favourite musical film? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fright fever <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is no answer to this riddle its just a funny thing. there is 3 whitches, a blonde head, brown head, and a red head. they are stuck on and island 100 miles away from a city. they have to swim 100 miles. the brown head swam 50 miles and drowned. the red head swam 78 miles and drowned. the blond head swam 50 miles got tired and swam back 50 miles. well you know what they say about blonde heads their dumb. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> haha blonde people <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your fingers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to keep his wigwam <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? { mospagebreak } { mospagebreak } <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he has one and a person has two, a citizen has three and a human being has four, a personality has five and an inhabitant of earth has six. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> syllables <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is 1 and 1 together? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 11 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |