ysharma/rickandmorty · Datasets at Hugging Face

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332	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Now, be my footstool, Snuffles.
333	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	This is what I'm talking about. This is a dog.
335	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, at our wedding and guess what?
336	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Ooowwwwowowwaawaa!
337	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Oh, my God! He's trying to tell us something. That is so awesome.
338	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Aaaawwaaaaawaawa!
339	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna".
340	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Ooooyayawawa!
341	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	He's saying "I love Obama". So cute! I'm posting this online, like, right now.
342	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	I should call Bob Saget. Is that still a thing?
343	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Hmm?
344	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Goldenfold, we're coming out! We just want to talk!
346	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything bad to happen. And because I have a human shield.
347	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	Mrs. Pancakes! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
349	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Oh, no, Morty. His subconscious is panicking.
352	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa!
353	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Whooooa! Whoooooooa! Whoa! Whooooooooaaaaa!
354	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
355	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Relax, Morty. Look! Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. Come on!
356	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	Hey, you don't know me!
357	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, no, Rick, look! Goldenfold landed the plane, and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall - into a giant vat of lava!
358	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Pretty concise, Morty. Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. That's it, Morty! Prolonging the inevitable! Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. That'll buy us some time to figure this out!
359	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	You don't know m-
360	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	All right, let's go.
361	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
362	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Don't judge, Morty.
363	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Okay. All right, well Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. I'll just go ask her to tell goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up.
364	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea. Listen to me. If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. I'll talk to you after lunch.
366	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Ooh, oh! Oh, man.
368	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	I'm sorry. No, no.
370	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	No, thanks!
372	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	No, I'm okay.
373	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Whoa!
375	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Hey, there, stranger. What do you think of these things?
376	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Ohh! Oh! Gross! Gross!
377	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! You're kind of killing the vibe in here.
378	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	It's Summer! Aw, geez.
380	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Can you blame him? Come on, old man, little boy. Let's make an inter-generational sandwich.
384	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Time to go another dream deep, Morty!
385	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	What the hell? Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs.
387	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Geez, I don't know, Morty. Wha-what do you want from me?
388	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! RAAAAAWWWRRR!
389	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Oh, here we go!
390	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Ooooooohhhhh! Holy crap!
391	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
392	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	I'm scary Terry. You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
393	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Whoa! Hey, buddy. What you got going on there?
394	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Snuffles fix. Make better.
395	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Humans understand snuffles now? That is awesome!
396	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Snuffles want to be understood. Snuffles need to be understood.
397	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Okay, yeah. I get what Beth was talking about. Fun's over.
398	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Whoa, dad, you can't, like, endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away.
399	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Why not?
400	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	I don't know. It's Indian giving.
402	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Aw! Oh, my God! He recognizes the other dogs on TV.
404	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Holy crap! We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!
405	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
407	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	The little girl!
408	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Huh?
410	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Are you kidding me? This again? Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
411	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
412	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!
413	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Ohhhh!
414	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Holy crap, Morty. He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed!
415	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Where are my testicles, Summer? ... Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?
417	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Do not call me that!
418	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	"Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.
419	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.
420	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Scaring you?
421	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
422	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?
423	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Uhhh ...
424	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Hey. Oh, wow. Okay, is is is everything okay in here?
425	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?
428	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Yeah. Totally. Let's go.
429	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	You will walk when it is time to walk.
430	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	What are we here for again? Incepting? We're trying to incept-
431	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?
432	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Oh, yeah.
433	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Buckle up, bitch!
434	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Ooooooaaahhh!
435	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!
436	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
437	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding.
438	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	But that's the opposite of what-
439	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?
440	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Hey, you know what? You got a really good point there, Rick. Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.
441	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Worst-case scenario we're back to running.
442	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Wow, you know what? I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.
443	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Thanks, Morty. Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.
444	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	You can run But you can't hide!
445	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. He's getting sleepy. Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. That's when we make our move.
446	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! This is a huge misunderstanding.
447	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Dad, he wants to be called snowball.
448	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous.
449	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.
450	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Huh! You think you can control me with a haircut?
452	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	I don't want to talk about it!
456	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. I love you, Melissa.
458	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Morty, this is perfect. After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.

332

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Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Now, be my footstool, Snuffles.

333

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

This is what I'm talking about. This is a dog.

335

1

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Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, at our wedding and guess what?

336

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Ooowwwwowowwaawaa!

337

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Oh, my God! He's trying to tell us something. That is so awesome.

338

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Aaaawwaaaaawaawa!

339

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna".

340

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Ooooyayawawa!

341

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

He's saying "I love Obama". So cute! I'm posting this online, like, right now.

342

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

I should call Bob Saget. Is that still a thing?

343

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Hmm?

344

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Goldenfold, we're coming out! We just want to talk!

346

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything bad to happen. And because I have a human shield.

347

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

Mrs. Pancakes! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

349

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Oh, no, Morty. His subconscious is panicking.

352

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa!

353

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Whooooa! Whoooooooa! Whoa! Whooooooooaaaaa!

354

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

355

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Relax, Morty. Look! Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. Come on!

356

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

Hey, you don't know me!

357

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, no, Rick, look! Goldenfold landed the plane, and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall - into a giant vat of lava!

358

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Pretty concise, Morty. Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. That's it, Morty! Prolonging the inevitable! Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. That'll buy us some time to figure this out!

359

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

You don't know m-

360

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

All right, let's go.

361

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.

362

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Don't judge, Morty.

363

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Okay. All right, well Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. I'll just go ask her to tell goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up.

364

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea. Listen to me. If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. I'll talk to you after lunch.

366

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Ooh, oh! Oh, man.

368

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

I'm sorry. No, no.

370

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

No, thanks!

372

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

No, I'm okay.

373

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Whoa!

375

1

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Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Hey, there, stranger. What do you think of these things?

376

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Ohh! Oh! Gross! Gross!

377

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! You're kind of killing the vibe in here.

378

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

It's Summer! Aw, geez.

380

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Can you blame him? Come on, old man, little boy. Let's make an inter-generational sandwich.

384

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Time to go another dream deep, Morty!

385

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

What the hell? Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs.

387

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Geez, I don't know, Morty. Wha-what do you want from me?

388

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! RAAAAAWWWRRR!

389

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Oh, here we go!

390

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Ooooooohhhhh! Holy crap!

391

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.

392

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

I'm scary Terry. You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!

393

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Whoa! Hey, buddy. What you got going on there?

394

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Snuffles fix. Make better.

395

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Humans understand snuffles now? That is awesome!

396

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Snuffles want to be understood. Snuffles need to be understood.

397

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Okay, yeah. I get what Beth was talking about. Fun's over.

398

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Whoa, dad, you can't, like, endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away.

399

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Why not?

400

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

I don't know. It's Indian giving.

402

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Aw! Oh, my God! He recognizes the other dogs on TV.

404

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Holy crap! We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!

405

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!

407

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

The little girl!

408

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Huh?

410

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Are you kidding me? This again? Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.

411

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-whoa, this isn't good.

412

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!

413

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Ohhhh!

414

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Holy crap, Morty. He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed!

415

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Where are my testicles, Summer? ... Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?

417

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Do not call me that!

418

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

"Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

419

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.

420

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Scaring you?

421

1

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Lawnmower Dog

Summer

AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

422

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2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?

423

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Uhhh ...

424

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Hey. Oh, wow. Okay, is is is everything okay in here?

425

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

428

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Yeah. Totally. Let's go.

429

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

You will walk when it is time to walk.

430

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

What are we here for again? Incepting? We're trying to incept-

431

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?

432

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Oh, yeah.

433

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Buckle up, bitch!

434

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Ooooooaaahhh!

435

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!

436

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!

437

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding.

438

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

But that's the opposite of what-

439

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?

440

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Hey, you know what? You got a really good point there, Rick. Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.

441

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Worst-case scenario we're back to running.

442

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Wow, you know what? I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.

443

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Thanks, Morty. Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.

444

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

You can run But you can't hide!

445

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. He's getting sleepy. Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. That's when we make our move.

446

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! This is a huge misunderstanding.

447

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Dad, he wants to be called snowball.

448

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous.

449

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.

450

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Huh! You think you can control me with a haircut?

452

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

I don't want to talk about it!

456

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. I love you, Melissa.

458

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Morty, this is perfect. After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.