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How I Met Your Mother S01E01 Pilot sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E02 Purple Giraffe sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E03 Sweet Taste of Liberty sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E04 Return of the Shirt sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E05 Okay Awesome sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E06 Slutty Pumpkin sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E07 Matchmaker sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E08 The Duel sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E09 Belly Full of Turkey sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E10 The Pineapple Incident sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E11 The Limo sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E12 The Wedding sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E13 Drumroll, Please sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E14 Zip, Zip, Zip sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E15 Game Night sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E16 Cupcake sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E17 Life Among the Gorillas sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E18 Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M. sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E19 Mary the Paralegal sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E20 Best Prom Ever sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E21 Milk sequence	How I Met Your Mother S01E22 Come On sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E01 Where Were We sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E02 The Scorpion and the Toad sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E03 Brunch sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E04 Ted Mosby Architect sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E05 World's Greatest Couple sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E06 Aldrin Justice sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E07 Swarley sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E08 Atlantic City sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E09 Slap Bet sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E10 Single Stamina sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E11 How Lily Stole Christmas sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E12 First Time in New York sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E13 Columns sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E14 Monday Night Football sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E15 Lucky Penny sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E16 Stuff sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E17 Arrivederci, Fiero sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E18 Moving Day sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E19 Bachelor Party sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E20 Showdown sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E21 Something Borrowed sequence	How I Met Your Mother S02E22 Something Blue sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E01 Wait for It sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E02 We're Not from Here sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E03 Third Wheel sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E04 Little Boys sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E05 How I Met Everyone Else sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E06 I'm Not That Guy sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E07 Dowisetrepla sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E08 Spoiler Alert sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E09 Slapsgiving sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E10 The Yips sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E11 The Platinum Rule sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E12 No Tomorrow sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E13 Ten Sessions sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E14 The Bracket sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E15 The Chain of Screaming sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E16 Sandcastles in the Sand sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E17 The Goat sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E18 Rebound Bro sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E19 Everything Must Go sequence	How I Met Your Mother S03E20 Miracles sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E01 Do I Know You sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E02 The Best Burger in New York sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E03 I Heart NJ sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E04 Intervention sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E05 Shelter Island sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E06 Happily Ever After sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E07 Not a Fathers Day sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E08 Woooo sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E09 The Naked Man sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E10 The Fight sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E11 Little Minnesota sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E12 Benefits sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E13 Three Days of Snow sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E14 The Possimpible sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E15 The Stinsons sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E16 Sorry Bro sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E17 The Front Porch sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E18 Old King Clancy sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E19 Murtaugh sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E20 Mosbius Designs sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E21 The Three Days Rule sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E22 Right Place Right Time sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E23 As Fast as She Can sequence	How I Met Your Mother S04E24 The Leap sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E01 Definitions sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E02 Double Date sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E03 Robin 101 sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E04 The Sexless Innkeeper sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E05 Duel Citizenship sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E06 Bagpipes sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E07 The Rough Patch sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E08 The Playbook sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E09 Slapsgiving 2-Revenge of the Slap sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E10 The Window sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E11 The Last Cigarette Ever sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E12 Girls VS. Suits sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E13 Jenkins sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E14 Perfect Week sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E15 Rabbit or Duck sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E16 Hooked sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E17 Of Course sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E18 Say Cheese sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E19 Zoo or False sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E20 Home Wreckers sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E21 Twin Beds sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E22 Robots vs. Wrestlers sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E23 The Wedding Bride sequence	How I Met Your Mother S05E24 Doppelgangers sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E01 The Best Man sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E02 The Naked Truth sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E03 Ducky Tie sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E04 The Stinson Missile Crisis sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E05 Field Trip sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E06 Mystery vs. History sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E07 Noretta sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E08 Perfect On Paper sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E09 Disaster Averted sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E10 Tick Tick Tick sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E11 The Rebound Girl sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E12 Symphony of Illumination sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E13 Tailgate sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E14 46 Minutes sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E15 The Burning Beekeeper sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E16 The Drunk Train sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E17 No Pressure sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E18 Karma sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E19 The Broath sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E20 Trilogy Time sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E21 Now We are Even sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E22 Good Crazy sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E23 The Magicians Code Pt.1 sequence	How I Met Your Mother S07E24 The Magicians Code Pt.2 sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E01 Farhampton sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E02 The Pre-Nup sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E03 Nannies sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E04 Who Wants to be a Godparent sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E05 The Autumn of Breakups sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E06 Splitsville sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E07 The Stamp Tramp sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E08 Twelve Horny Women sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E09 Lobster Crawl sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E10 The Over-Correction sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E11 The Final Page Part One sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E12 The Final Page Part Two sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E13 Band or DJ sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E14 Ring it Up sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E15 P S I Love You sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E16 Bad Crazy sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E17 The Ashtray sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E18 Weekend at Barney s sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E19 The Fortress sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E20 The Time Travelers sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E21 Romeward Bound sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E22 The Bro Mitzvah sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E23 Something Old sequence	How I Met Your Mother S08E24 Something New sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E01 The Locket sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E02 Coming Back sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E03 Last Time in New York sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E04 The Broken Code sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E05 The Poker Game sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E06 Knight Vision sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E07 No Questions Asked sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E08 The Lighthouse sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E09 Platonish sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E10 Mom and Dad sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E11 Bedtime Stories sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E12 The Rehearsal Dinner sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E13 Bass Player Wanted sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E14 Slapsgiving 3 Slappointment in Slapmarra sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E15 Unpause sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E16 How Your Mother Met Me sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E17 Sunrise sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E18 Rally sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E19 Vesuvius sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E20 Daisy sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E21 Gary Blauman sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E22 sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E23 Last Forever Part One sequence	How I Met Your Mother S09E24 Last Forever Part Two sequence
["Kids, I'm gonna tell you\nan incredible story.","The story of how I met your mother.","Are we bein(...TRUNCATED)	["Okay, where was I?\n- You were telling us how you met Mom.","In excruciating detail.\n- Right.","S(...TRUNCATED)	["So there was this one night,\nbefore I met your mother,","when I really wanted to go to the bar.",(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, when you're single, all you're\nlooking for is happily-ever-after,","but only one of your st(...TRUNCATED)	["So, kids, would you like to\nhear the story of the time I went deaf?","Why does he even ask?\n- I (...TRUNCATED)	["You know how Aunt Robin's\na big fan of Halloween?","Always dressing up in crazy costumes?","Well,(...TRUNCATED)	["So, kids, there are\nmany buildings in New York City.","Thousands of apartments,\nMillions of stor(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, before I met your mother,","when I was still out there searching,\nI learned something valua(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, this is\na Thanksgiving story.","Thanksgiving in New York\nis a wonderful time,","It's a tim(...TRUNCATED)	["Now, I remember a lot of stories","from back in the days\nbefore I met your mother,","But there's (...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, the thing about\nNew Year's Eve is that it sucks.","Sure it looks great on TV,","But in real(...TRUNCATED)	["When you're single,\nand your friends start to get married,","every wedding invitation presents\na(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in life there are a lot of\nbig romantic moments,","and they make life worth living,","But h(...TRUNCATED)	["When you meet someone\nspecial suddenly life is full of firsts,","The first kiss,","The first nigh(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, something you\nmight not know about your Uncle Marshall","is that he's always been good at g(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, when it comes to love,","the best relationships are the ones\nthat just come naturally,","My(...TRUNCATED)	["When your Uncle Marshall\nwas 10 years old,","he read a book called\nLife Among The Gorillas.","It(...TRUNCATED)	["Previously on How I Met Your Mother.","She was completely amazing,","She was amazing and funny and(...TRUNCATED)	["Her favorite CD\nin the Otis Redding box set? Disk three.","My favorite? Any guesses? Anyone?","Co(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, about eight months","into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's\nengagement,","there occurred\na ga(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, life is a dark road,\nYou never really know what's up ahead,","One night, you're cruising al(...TRUNCATED)	["It was May of 2006\nin New York City, and life was good,","But everything was about to change,","S(...TRUNCATED)	["Okay where were we?","It was June of 2006,","and life had just taken\nan unexpected turn.","Dad, c(...TRUNCATED)	["Marshall and Lily had been\ntogether for nine wonderful years,","until she dumped him and\nran off(...TRUNCATED)	["It was taken back in 2006, when\nGrandma and Grandpa came to visit me","and we all went out to bru(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, sometimes your relationship\ngoes so smoothly for so long","that you think it will be\nthat (...TRUNCATED)	["Your Uncle Barney was always\nalways a bit of an enigma.","In all the years we\nlived in New York,(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, when you reach your late\n20s you might be surprised","to discover you still don't\nhave lif(...TRUNCATED)	["So, I guess that decides it.\n- Yup.","Hanging out at a coffee place","is not nearly as much fun\n(...TRUNCATED)	["And so, after six months apart,","Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall\nwere finally back together.","Oh, (...TRUNCATED)	["..learn about relationships\nis that you're never done","getting to know someone.","Everyone has s(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, there's nothing more wonderful\nthan New York City in the winter","... except the view of N(...TRUNCATED)	["Fsx you spend with your family.","So in December of 2006,\nI had three options.","Spend it with my(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, you remember\nmy first day with Robin.","I think I'm in love with you.\n- What?!","Well, her(...TRUNCATED)	["Some kids dream of\nbeing astronauts.","Some kids dream of\nplaying baseball.","When I was a kid,\(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, I told you stories\nabout all the big holidays--","Christmas...","Halloween...","Thanksgivin(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, never underestimate\nthe power of destiny.","Because when you least expect it,\nthe littlest(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, the key to a good\nrelationship is communication.","You need to talk.\n- How about Mimi's?",(...TRUNCATED)	["This is awesome.","I can't believe this\nmoment's finally here.","One more mile and my\nlittle boy(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the spring of 2007, everything\nwas great between me and Robin.","So we decided to try\na(...TRUNCATED)	["It took me a while to figure out","but the key to understanding\nyour Uncle Barney is this.","When(...TRUNCATED)	["...some weird stuff started happening.","Why does my stomach hurt?","I'm sorry, baby.\nI ate a bun(...TRUNCATED)	["In May of 2007,\nAunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got married","at the historic Van Smoot\nHouse in up(...TRUNCATED)	["Ladies and gentlemen,\nfor the first time ever","Mr. and Marshall Eriksen\nand Lily Aldrin.","Does(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Kids, there's more than one\nstory of how I met your mother.","You know the short version,","(...TRUNCATED)	["So, being married...\nDifferent, not different?","It's the same. Mostly.","Except I think I might\(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Kids, I know you think\nthat you've heard every story","From back before I met\nyour mother,"(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: It was Saturday\nnight in new york city,","And the young metropolitan set","Was out on the to(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Kids, back in the fall of 2007,\nI was dating this girl named...","Oh, god, what was her name(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: It was a quiet\nNovember afternoon in 2007.","I was working from home,","Because, you know,\n(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted:\nKids, everybody makes mistakes.","Take this girl meg for instance.","She made a mistake,\na (...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Kids, the early bloom of a\nromance is a wonderful thing.","You meet someone, you have\na con(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Back when we were dating,\nrobin and I had this running joke.","We were the only two people i(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Kids, back in 2007, it\nseemed like everyone belonged","To these silly things\ncalled gyms.",(...TRUNCATED)	["Oh, my god!","I have a tattoo.","Oh, that's not a tattoo.","That, dear boy,\nis a tramp stamp.","A(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Kids, I never would\nhave met your mother","Without a little luck.","Specifically,\nthe luck (...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Kids, sometimes\nin life you see someone,","And you just instantly know","This is the pe(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Kids, back\nwhen we were younger,","Your uncle marshall and I were\nreally into college (...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Kids, the spring of 2008\nwas a pretty great time for me.","Stella and I had started dat(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Now, kids, when aunt robin\nwas a teenager she was, well...","A canadian pop star.","But(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nWell, kids, here we are.","We've arrived.","My 30th birthday.","The long-awaited story (...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nNow, kids, the spring of 2008","Was a complicated time\nin your old man's life.","The l(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nKids, in the spring of 2008,","Something kinda strange\nhad been happening","To your un(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Kids, this is\nthe story of the cab ride","That changed my life.","I know it sounds craz(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, here's something\nI wish my dad had told me.","The longest pause you will\never experience i(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, when I first moved to New York,","it was dingy, disgusting,\ndirty, ugly, flea-ridden, stink(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the fall of 2008,\nI had a little problem.","All right, I gotta get to Stella's.","Tonigh(...TRUNCATED)	["Barney is crazy\nif he thinks this is gonna work.","I think it's gonna work.\n- I hope it doesn't (...TRUNCATED)	["Hey.\nHey, guys, how's it going?","I'm just gonna finish this.\n- You...","We just had dinner\nwit(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids,\nthe day you get married","is supposed to be\nthe happiest day of your life.","The perfect e(...TRUNCATED)	["I am not impressed\nwith the talent in here tonight.","And the more I drink,\nthe less attractive (...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the fall of 2008,","your aunt Robin was unemployed\nand a little bit adrift.","So she val(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, everyone has an opinion","on how long it takes\nto recover from a breakup.","Half the length(...TRUNCATED)	["Why do we fight?","What is that thing deep within each of us","that compels us to settle disagreem(...TRUNCATED)	["Hey, guys.\n- Hey.","It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?","Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the winter of 2009,","Aunt Robin and I had\njust become roommates.","And to be honest,\ni(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in our sophomore year\nof college,","when Aunt Lily came back\nfrom spring break,","Uncle Ma(...TRUNCATED)	["I can't believe Metro News 1 is just\nforwarding you all this fan mail now.","I know. I quit, like(...TRUNCATED)	["Barney, check it,","three blond babies drinking\nbad decision juice at 8 o'clock.","Nice rack rada(...TRUNCATED)	["Back in 2009, your Aunt Robin\ngot a job hosting a morning show.","Which meant she had to get up\n(...TRUNCATED)	["In March of 2009, I'd been\ndating my high school girlfriend Karen","for a few weeks.","My friends(...TRUNCATED)	["In the spring of 2009,\nI'd been hired to design","a new headquarters\nfor Goliath National Bank."(...TRUNCATED)	["You will not believe what happened\nat laser tag last night.","People freaked out because\na creep(...TRUNCATED)	["Lily, I heard this great joke at work today.","Dude, come on. She's not gonna like it.\nIt's boy-f(...TRUNCATED)	["Great. So, I'll give you a call.","Hope you do.\n- All right.","Look at this.\n- Hey, I just got t(...TRUNCATED)	["In May of 2009,\nI was on the verge of scoring","my first big client\nas an independent architect.(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids,\nStella Zinman was the girl","I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.","Until she left(...TRUNCATED)	["Every architect can point to that one\ndesign that changed their career.","For me, it was around t(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, on my first day as a college professor,","there were two things I didn't know","that I wish (...TRUNCATED)	["This is the story\nof two blind dates.","One in 2009...","And one seven years earlier.","In all th(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, your uncle Barney had been called","a lot of names over the years.","Jerk!","Bastard!","Bara(...TRUNCATED)	["It was the Fall of 2009\nand I was a professor now.","So I decided to change my look\na little bit(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, as you know,\nAunt Robin grew up in Canada.","That meant sometimes she\ndressed a little dif(...TRUNCATED)	["NARRATOR: In the fall of 2009,\na new couple had moved in upstairs.","We hadn't met them yet,","bu(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, as long as I'd known\nyour Uncle Barney,","he'd always had some\npretty strong opinions","on(...TRUNCATED)	["NARRATOR: Kids, the secret\nto dating is very simple:","Be confident, be comfortable\nin your skin(...TRUNCATED)	["In November 2009,","Uncle Marshall\nand Aunt Lily hosted","the first Thanksgiving\nat their very o(...TRUNCATED)	["Well, got another one.","Oh, boy.","What's in the box?","What's in the box?","What's in the box?!"(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, back in 2009,","your Aunt Robin was the host","of a morning show\nfor local New York cable."(...TRUNCATED)	["When you're about to meet\nsomeone really important.","It's not like life gives\nyou a warning.","(...TRUNCATED)	["Times square on\nnew year's eve,","Rockefeller center\naround christmastime...","Yeah! But most of(...TRUNCATED)	["We all have different ways\nof dealing with nerves.","It'll just be a few more\nminutes, Mr. Stins(...TRUNCATED)	["at my apartment to watch\nthe Super Bowl.","Well, not all of us.","Welcome back to Super Bowl XLIV(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in many of my stories\nI'm a starry-eyed romantic...","...on a noble search for true love.",(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in warm March evening in 2010","a New York City police boat\npulled a 34-year-old white male(...TRUNCATED)	["Lily has always\nbeen one of those people","who loves their birthday.\nLoves it.","It's my birthda(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, you may be wondering","How many of these stories\nI'm telling you are true.","It's a fair qu(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, everyone has\none or two moments","when they make a\nhuge, crazy decision","that changes the(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, your aunt Robin had only\nbeen dating Don a short while,","But one evening, out of nowhere..(...TRUNCATED)	["Guess what I've got\nbehind my back.","Wait, wait, wait,\nI got this one. Left.","Wrong game. But (...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, when you're\nin your 2os dating is great,","but by the time you reach your\n3os, you find ou(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, up to\nthis point in the story,","we had found doppelgangers.--","Eerie but awesome look-ali(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, if there's one\nbig theme to this story--","and I swear,\nwe're totally, almost,","not reall(...TRUNCATED)	["Oh, God, guys, I'm\nstill really hungover.","Did I really\nruin a wedding?","No, you didn't ruin\n(...TRUNCATED)	["Hey, what do you guys think\nof my new ducky tie?","Pretty cute, right?","And not that much more e(...TRUNCATED)	["I can't believe\nI'm talking to a therapist.","Well, usually, I'm not\nthe touchy-feely,","talk-ab(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in October 2011,\nyour Aunt Robin was in therapy.","And against all logic,\nit was actually (...TRUNCATED)	["By the fall of 2011,\ntechnology had taken","a lot of the intrigue\nout of life.","The Internet ha(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the fall of 2011,","all of my friends\nwere in relationships.","So when Barney's brother (...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, for years, your Uncle Barney","had reveled in mocking\nAunt Robin's Canadian heritage.","To (...TRUNCATED)	["? ?","Psst. In here!","I'm safe.\nNot quite.","The amulet, please,\nMr. Stinson.","Why?","Help! He(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, Einstein was right.","Time moves at different speeds.","To Barney, the previous night\nraced(...TRUNCATED)	["In the fall of 2011,\nLily and Marshall received","a surprising gift\nfrom Lily's grandparents:","(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, have I ever told you","the story\nof how I met your father?","Well, I'll just skip ahead","t(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, on New Year's Day 2012,","Uncle Marshall took a trip\nto Minnesota","to see someone he truly(...TRUNCATED)	["Hey, guys.\nWhere are Marshall and Lily?","Something terrible\nhappened.","Are they okay?\nAre the(...TRUNCATED)	["Dad, we need to talk.\n- Is it about the bees?","Bees?\nWe're throwing","a housewarming party\nin (...TRUNCATED)	["Sorry this is\ntaking so long.","He kicked for everybody else.","It's hard for the little guy\nto (...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, I'll never forget\nthe first time","I told your mother I loved her.","It was a rainy day in (...TRUNCATED)	["NARRATOR: Kids, 2012 started out\nkind of crazy.","Barney met a girl named Quinn,","Kevin unpropos(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the spring of 2012,","your Uncle Barney went off\nthe grid for a couple weeks.","So I was(...TRUNCATED)	["Chester,\nyou're not even dressed.","The reservation is in 15 minutes.\n- Shh!","He's back.","Ever(...TRUNCATED)	["So, how's living alone?","You know, it's interesting.","When I first moved into\nmy new apartment,(...TRUNCATED)	["In May of 2012,\nMarshall and Lily","hosted a baby shower\nin the apartment.","All their friends w(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, when Aunt Lily\nwent into labor,","Marshall was somewhere\nslightly inconvenient,","in Atlan(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, this is the story","of a wedding day\nthat went horribly wrong.","Ted, the bride wants to se(...TRUNCATED)	["Oh, you look like\nyou're coming from a wedding.","Was it a nice one?","Uh, it's a long story, and(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, the summer of\n2012 was the Summer of Love.","Barney and Quinn,","me and Victoria,","Robin a(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, October of 2012 kicked off","The Autumn of Breakups.","And Barney, having broken\nhis engage(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, once your Uncle\nMarshall and Aunt Lily","found a nanny for baby Marvin,","they were excited(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, it's no secret your Uncle\nBarney is a bit of a dog,","and even though he loved\nme, I think(...TRUNCATED)	["In the fall of 2012,","Nick and Robin were going strong.","Sometimes it's hard to\nsay what it is (...TRUNCATED)	["Guys, I'm going\nthrough something kinda hard.","Since Quinn and I broke\nup, she's gone back to d(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, this a story about the\ntime your Uncle Marshall","went before the New York\nState Judiciary(...TRUNCATED)	["Well, it's come to this...\nwe're drinking with our baby in a bar.","It is not a bar.","It's a res(...TRUNCATED)	["Lily, I just saw the worst thing ever!","Kind of busy right now, Marshall.","Quiet. He can hear yo(...TRUNCATED)	["Can I get you guys anything to drink?","Scotch, neat.","Jinx.","Oh, my...","God.","Kids, you may b(...TRUNCATED)	["With Christmas just around the corner,","your Uncle Barney, gave me the horrible\ngift of an unwan(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in late 2012, I\nreceived a very important text message.","Uncle Barney and Aunt\nRobin were(...TRUNCATED)	["You guys. You guys will\nnot believe what just happened.","On my way here, a taxi","jumped the cur(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, sometimes when you're\nabout to give up","on your love life\nforever for the 17th time,","de(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, early in this story,\nyou may recall me saying","something along the lines of...","Okay, no (...TRUNCATED)	["Thanks.","That's weird. I have a message.","That's weird.","You still have an answering machine.",(...TRUNCATED)	["This is the life.","We got the three B's.","Beach, booze and bodacious babes.","I don't know.","I'(...TRUNCATED)	["In the spring of 2013,","Barney and Robin were just\nweeks away from tying the knot.","But there w(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in April of 2013,","your mother and I were very close","and yet very far apart.","I was livi(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, by the spring of 2013,","Lily and Marshall had life figured out,","Lily was making a name as(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, this is the story of the night","Barney's life completely fell apart.","My life is finally p(...TRUNCATED)	["In 1994, Robin's dad took her to\nNew York City for the first time...","This is amazing! Thank you(...TRUNCATED)	["Kids, in the spring of 2013,","we were all tying up loose\nends before the big wedding.","I was ri(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nKids, barney and robin's\nwedding turned out","To be a life-changing weekend\nfor all o(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: That afternoon\nat the farhampton inn,","Aunt lily and I\ntried to check in.","Are you c(...TRUNCATED)	["Robin:\nSo, the hairdresser shows up","At 2:00 on Sunday.","Great, and while you do that,","I'll c(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nKids, it was two days","Before barney\nand robin's wedding,","And everything was going (...TRUNCATED)	["Ooh, chicago!","There is this pizza place\ncalled gazzola's.","It's fantastic.","It was closed dow(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted:\nLook at this,","Your wedding weekend.\nI know.","This close to finally\nhaving sex again.","(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Kids, as you know,\nlily and marshall had decided","To move to rome after\nbarney and ro(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Kids,\nbarney's mom had this blouse","That she absolutely loved,","But then robin won it(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted: Your mom's not coming\nto the wedding?","Okay, seriously,\nI-I need to stop crying","Does any(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nTwo days before barney\nand robin's wedding,","Their reverend passed away,","And the se(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: Marshall and marvin\nwere taking the bus","On their way to long island\nto meet up with (...TRUNCATED)	["Barney:\n\"let's get this party started.\"","Hey, can you\npush the button?","Do not touch\nthat b(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nKids, when your\nuncle marshall's bus broke down","Five miles away\nfrom the farhampton(...TRUNCATED)	["(\"o fortuna\" playing)","(\"o fortuna\" playing)","Narrator:\nOh, sorry, kids.","I forgot to ment(...TRUNCATED)	["The mother:\nOkay, it's over.","Ted:\nStarting the clock now.","(exhales)","(exhales)","Labor suck(...TRUNCATED)	["âª","You're my best friend, barney.","Good. Then, as your best friend,","I suggest we play a g(...TRUNCATED)	["Man:\nWell, that party was a dud.","Man 2: I think I struck out\nwith, like, 20 girls.","And...\nM(...TRUNCATED)	["Oh, my god! You know that\nthere is gonna be champagne","At this party, right?\nI know, I know.","(...TRUNCATED)	["Thank you for\nbringing me here.","I am so glad we made\nit. That snowstorm","Was getting really b(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator: It was the day\nof barney and robin's wedding,","And a surprise guest\nhad just arrived.(...TRUNCATED)	["Ted:\nHi.","Hi.","Okay.","(chuckles)","So I thought we'd...\nTry this new restaurant.","It's right(...TRUNCATED)	["Narrator:\nKids, it's not always rational,\nbut people on their wedding day","Sometimes find thems(...TRUNCATED)	["So?\n(whispers): No.","No. You-you were in.","I said, \"have you met ted\"\nand everything.","How (...TRUNCATED)	["Lily:\nMarshall's almost here.","Yes! Look at us,","Hanging out again.\nThis is amazing.","This is(...TRUNCATED)