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#85514 | 13443 | <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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#826340 | 1242 | <apples> the program 'apt-get' is currently not installed. You
can install it by typing: apt-get install apt
<fuchoo> lol
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#59195 | 417 | <nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her
mind... lol
<nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls
<nersh> but why do it on the internet
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#59248 | 474 | *** Laney has joined #everything
<Laney> hi.
<turboke> lo.
<ninjapenguin> in the middle
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#59225 | 28 | * marc_ ([email protected]) has joined #nullrewted
* marc_ ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (marc_ (ghost)))
* marc_ ([email protected]) has joined #nullrewted
<marc_> damnit wrong one
* marc ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (marc_ (ghost)))
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#59086 | 44 | RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the
bus."
RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.
Esotcalag: Oh god....
RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers,
wtf?
RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'
RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.
Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was
during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to
the back of the bus.
RetardedCrow: They still do...
RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.
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#59091 | 201 | <Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced
they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and
convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know
jack about you
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#59132 | 330 | <KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino
<TrueBlue> The front is like a car!
<TrueBlue> The back is like a truck!
<TrueBlue> The front is where we sit!
<TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO!
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#59175 | 170 | <MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say
ommitting: mIRC
<Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin
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#59084 | 153 | <onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty
from my exgirlfriend
<onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick
<onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage
<onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her
anymore
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#59145 | 195 | <+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ?
<@tenfour> yeah
<@tenfour> 1998
|
#59104 | -59 | <Squanky> I hope they gave me the right CPU because I paid
$350 for it
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#824107 | 766 | <Gamer> Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your
granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
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#59161 | 24 | <Monte`SS`> what?
<Monte`SS`> i'm curious
<pagan> so are homosexuals
<pagan> :(
<Monte`SS`> haha
|
#59170 | 515 | <Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect
the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to
go to bed
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#59120 | 297 | <sgamer> man
<sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke
<NookieMonster> Hey Gamer!
<sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again
<NookieMonster> by tasting better?
<sgamer> and they need a commercial
<sgamer> during the super bowl
<sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl
<NookieMonster> Britney with no panties...
<sgamer> and she does this:
<sgamer> takes a drink
<sgamer> *ahhh*
<sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow"
<sgamer> then keeps drinking
<sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin
<NookieMonster> Thats great!!
<sgamer> i am an advertising genius
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#59078 | 145 | <Riz> if Ron Jeremy dies I'm gonna put in a request for a
"organ" donation
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#59062 | 1351 | <X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park
benches!
<smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my
teens
<smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park
<smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate
event with the department of water and power
<smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't
have been older than 17
<smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed
in the moonlight
<smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making
sure to remove any hint of sharpness
<smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants...
<smackfoo> um
<smackfoo> you guys know the rest
<Cithorn> Keep going
<Cithorn> I'm not done yet
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#59057 | 351 | <markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join
flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode
+i. :/
<Kel> geek nightmares
|
#59027 | -128 | <biXen> LMAO, I got kicked from DC because of animal porn?
WTF?
<biXen> I dont have any animal porn!
<biXen> well I guess for some people movies that has black
guys in them, they can go as animals
|
#58995 | 77 | <Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday
<RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal?
<Rackshack-GregM> hah
<Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio
|
#59054 | 1034 | <Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind
<Cithorn> Tell me if you die
<AntiarcPrime> If I'm dead, I can't
typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
* AntiarcPrime dies
<AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No)
<AntiarcPrime> Yes
* AntiarcPrime respawns
<Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a
Final Fantasy Villain
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#822005 | 1101 | <kumaro> i got home for a terrible day at work so i decided to
take a quick shower.
<kumaro> so i got in, took my clothes off and turned the
shower on
<kumaro> like usual, i danced around and made a mohawk with my
hair
<kumaro> it was going great until i let out a big rip
<kumaro> man, it was horrible
<kumaro> im not even kidding
<kumaro> i coulndt take the smell so i was held my breath
<kumaro> after maybe 40 secs, i gasped for air not realizing
the shower was still on
<kumaro> so i inhaled a lot of water right
<kumaro> i was coughing like crazy then BAM!
<kumaro> i slipped on the shampoo bottle and hit my head on
the side of the bathtub and i was knocked out cold
<kumaro> to make a long story short, i woke up 40 mins later
naked with my mom slapping me in the face telling me to wake
up.
<dvo> wow, that sounds really kinky
<kumaro> talk about a horrible day
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#59018 | 248 | <PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today
<PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-(
<Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?
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#58999 | 266 | <Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets
filled with money
<Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important
part is cash
<SiWaRD> you're chinese?
<SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean
<Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese
<Ishtar-AFK> wtf
<Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they
say i dont follow traditions
* sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs
<sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i
dont follow traditions <- you mean communism?
<SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts?
<sweeps> do they fly?
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#58997 | 646 | <Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today.
<kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?
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#58970 | 467 | <Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain
or a bubbler?
<Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler
<Mich> it must be a regional thing
<Mich> everyone here says bubbler
<Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush
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#58967 | 141 | <The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :
/
<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to
get room for all the new shi.... toys
<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday. They got heaps!
Yesterday was cleanup day
<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents
from #xmas :/
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#58910 | 209 | <+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat
<bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =)
<+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket
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#58901 | 206 | <@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you
<@Shadoe> EVAR
<Vladimere> yeah yeah
<Vladimere> i've heard it before
<Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up
staring at the headboard
<@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"
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#58963 | 147 | (XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): omfg
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): whose good with windows paint
program?
(nemesis): omfg
(nemesis): who isnt?
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#58871 | 293 | <Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D.
I was gone for 18secs
<Agent> You should see a doctor about that.
<Agent> 18 secs?!
<king_minkus> :D
<king_minkus> yep
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<king_minkus> DAMN good
<Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :)
<Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic
<Silent_Remorse> ;p
<king_minkus> i repeat
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick
into having sex with you
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#58923 | 367 | <Shadoe> baby collars
<Shadoe> hahaha
<Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank*
<Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
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#823861 | 1446 | Inflames: Dude, my sister had sex with some guy 15 minutes
before he was 18. Then she called me and told me.
Inflames: I was like, wtf? I don't wanna know that.
Sandman: wow
Sandman: She doing anything February 17th at 11:45pm?
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#58965 | 699 | * jesus takes off your pants.
* Sexypants is now known as Sexy
<jesus> rawr
<Sexy> jesus took off my pants
<Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways
|
#58894 | 1000 | <GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and
why it has an @in front of it?
<@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor
<GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
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#58951 | 308 | Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was
looking at it, and asked what it was
Lukerul1: i wanted to cry
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#58869 | 477 | <sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont
put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man
<My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)
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#58860 | 175 | <Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it
on, tell it to block all ports - tada
<Lithium> easy peasy
<stephen> all ports?
<Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software
firewalls on every machine
<Lithium> i tried before
<Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports
<Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P
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#58832 | 200 | <likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how
hackers get movies for free?
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#58825 | 295 | tom: I deep throated a banana once
tom: I'm good at it
tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho
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#58844 | 418 | SquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice.
SquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head.
blindpyro: wtf.
blindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer.
SquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and
rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening.
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#58852 | 243 | <Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME
<_ry0suke_> deFAG
* Donut[4] has quit IRC (Quit: DEFRAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN
EVERYONE)
* Donut has joined #walktheplank
<Donut> HEY WAIT
<Donut> F U =(
* Donut has quit IRC (Quit: )
<_ry0suke_> :(
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#58831 | 125 | <jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/ "The cemetery's
roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."
<jre> Primitive Methodists
<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
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#820585 | 3256 | <ndruo> i'm usig my onscreen keyboard
<ndruo> i's very triksies
<ndruo> he ltters re vry mall
<NeroMan> Translation: The letters are very small.
<ndruo> this will enhance my FPS skills
<SuperJoe> What's the translation for that?
<NeroMan> Translation: This will enhance my sexual ability.
<ndruo> i hte you.
<ndruo> GOD
<NeroMan> Translation: I love you, GENERAL ZOD
<ndruo> iffclt is this
<ndruo> :(
<NeroMan> Translation: This is difficult to the point I am
saddened
<SuperJoe> General Zod is pretty cool, I'll admit.
<ndruo> 8=======D translte this
<NeroMan> Translation: "My penis is small enough that I can
make a life size depiction of it using IRC text."
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#58815 | 82 | <NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they
didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease
<`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*
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#58858 | 1807 | <domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard
<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts
<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now
<domenow> yeah, mine too
<domenow> I mean... err.
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#58800 | 180 | <Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when
you see p133 and think 'plee'...
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#58801 | 26 | <jre> WHAT? They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM?
<jre> What losers
<jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me
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#58846 | 719 | <TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up
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#58790 | 40 | <NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something
you must be REALLY cheap
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#58739 | 148 | <ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to
washington >.>
<rcg> illegal?
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#58765 | 237 | <AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees
<AlpViper> is that bad
<Nom> farenheight or celcius ?
<Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad
<AlpViper> oh dear
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#58743 | 1400 | <@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a
mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around
preaching their shit
<@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and
offers them pizza and cookies.
<@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy.
<@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a
park staring at the sky
<@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie
pizza really did its job.
<@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!
|
#58734 | 263 | <torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or
should i get a 21"?
<qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19
<qball> actually it's very tight
<Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight?
<ReeferCpe> male or female?
|
#820499 | 1331 | <Archie> thanks to opera for the wii, i can now watch youtube
on my tv
<Archie> we have gone full circle
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#58754 | 174 | <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in japan...
<Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025
<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in canada
<Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
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#58781 | 110 | <KMQ> foo is not xxxx
<Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx
<KMQ> no...
<KMQ> fooo can be xxxx
<Skunks> heh
<KMQ> but not foo
<Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the
variable :P
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#58742 | 163 | <%kc1313> im a good analizer
[<Nematocyst> ANALIZER?
<Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER
<%kc1313> yeah the second
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#58748 | 498 | <@_aa_> I need more friends
<@_aa_> good ones
<@_aa_> instead of bad friends
<@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends
<biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P
<@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis
to a milk crate when I'm asleep
|
#58770 | 168 | * wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while
trying to make salad dressing
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#58690 | 169 | (hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]
(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger
than they areally are
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#58639 | 18 | <T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like
having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down
<Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
|
#58722 | 164 | <TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy
playing video games, so sue me bitch
<TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain
<TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass
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#58723 | 343 | <Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on
kazaa....
<Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking
<Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming....
<Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
|
#58730 | 253 | RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com
Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do
that?
RetardedCrow: I looked up cock.
RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS
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#820509 | 1440 | <+JimBastard> you wouldnt believe what just happened
<+JimBastard> i've been tracking my macbook all day on fedex,
gets signed for by "One CHILETA" at 3pm...while im at work
<+JimBastard> turns it was misdelivered....TO THE MARCY
PROJECTS IN BROOKLYN
<+JimBastard> A BRAND NEW LAPTOP
<+JimBastard> so what did jim bastard do?
<+JimBastard> I put on a button up shirt, black leather
jacket, kakhis, and a dress shoes
<+JimBastard> went to the address
<+JimBastard> and pretended i was a detective
<+JimBastard> laptop is sitting on their desk
<+JimBastard> "Maam I'm here about a misdelievered package"
<+JimBastard> "We know its here"
<+JimBastard> "We just want it back, or else I'm going to have
to come back with a warrant"
<+JimBastard> "and no one wants that"
<+JimBastard> never underestimate the power of a well dressed
well spoken white man in the hood
<+JimBastard> the guy took one look at me as he was walking
towards the door....turned around and came back with the
package
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#58715 | 747 | <gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto
ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the
guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of
course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my
friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're
born... the guy was clearly horrified.
|
#58732 | 336 | <dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of
mine that a gallon
of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L
<dreawn> err 10 K
<dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as
a semen rustler.
<Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen
<Marmalade420> and i can get money
<Marmalade420> all
<dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen.
<dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal
semen from large
creatures and try to sell it
<Marmalade420> sure
<dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota
farmer with a gang of
lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about
spilling some
bull gravy out of a tin pail
<dreawn> nope, nothing at all.
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#58692 | 45 | <silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it
says your a homo or somthing
<silk|around> ahh got one
<silk|around> nn all
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#58677 | 236 | <Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E
<Miz> there isnt anything using it!
<Cheez> hotmail?
<Miz> not visible anyway
<Miz> nope
<Miz> no windows open 'cept this
<Cheez> try killing the process
* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cheez> wrong process...
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#58683 | 168 | <@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
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#58625 | 288 | <[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http://
www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp
<rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http://
www.goatse.cx
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#58630 | 14 | <bi0cide> this is rad
<bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry
<bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words
<bi0cide> errr
<bi0cide> :|
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#58627 | 312 | (@RyJones) new laptop?
(lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into
a cow
(@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
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#58610 | 131 | <rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this
cockroach that was still
<rover> it died
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#58636 | 453 | <[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so
full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
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#823025 | 1983 | <tgr> i told my girlfriend that she's "math girl, doer of
math: unable to integrate with society, only with functions of
x"
<tgr> and guys, this is why she's my girlfriend. she said:
<tgr> "i could do a u substitution..."
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#58633 | 293 | < back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef
...
< pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser.
< back2u> heh.
< pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself".
< back2u> good for you ...
< pairo> Oh, and "some".
< back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
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#58603 | 390 | <jihad> i need crack
<craz> www.gamecopyworld.com
<jihad> not this fuckin software, the drug
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#58619 | 332 | <Bal> saw lotr2
<biff|JK2> u like Bal?
<Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was
expecting him to say 'come on silent bob'
<Lun> LOL
|
#58620 | 967 | <Arcturus|BuF> The Sims is the only game where you can kill
someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets
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#58544 | 119 | <_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money
<_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker
<Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker?
<Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
<_apostle_> *kind
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#58524 | 562 | <MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death
instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with
firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death
with a big black cock.
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#58548 | 89 | <Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and
snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube.
<Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at
the same time.
|
#58547 | 331 | <crunchyfish> It's easier to talk to girls if you find little
ways to surprise them.
<crunchyfish> Like punching them in their fucking whore face
in a dark parking lot.
|
#58600 | 205 | <Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm
<octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways?
<octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend?
<Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen
idle
<octane> thats called `power outage' here.
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#820787 | 1297 | (Andrzej) I had a waking dream about a tsunami once
(Andrzej) except the tsunami was made out of clowns.
(Andrzej) and I was 5
(Andrzej) I didn't sleep that night
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#58520 | 193 | * Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn
<TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry
teacher
***later
<_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool
<TreOptik> i said something like that too ..
|
#58531 | 513 | <fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther?
<jnss> i don't say either
|
#58591 | 296 | *this took place on December 26th
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha
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#58532 | 1441 | <wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the
house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
|
#58527 | 514 | <Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number
<Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future
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#58491 | 223 | joerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams
joerodZ3: it's the route to happiness
RGarza983: and jailtime
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#58507 | 406 | <LeX|NgToN> i got a blister on the inside of my hand =/
<Vagabonde> haha, from wacking off?
<LeX|NgToN> Y DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT?!
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#58473 | 201 | <voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told
me to get up, I asked her for the password.
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#58505 | 440 | <StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'.
they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A
FUCKING JOB
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#58495 | 15 | <robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
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#820128 | 777 | <Blee> i went downtown for halloween and we saw a midget
<Blee> and this guy was like "THAT COSTUME IS AWESOME"
<Blee> oh it was horrible but everyone laughed
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#58490 | 43 | <cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what
drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will
logitech drivers work?
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This is an unofficial dataset of an archive mirror of Bash.org: https://bash-org-archive.com/
Bash.org was a website launched in 1999 dedicated to archiving funny quotes from IRC other chat platforms over the years.
It offers a look into jokes, memes, and often inappropriate content that was quite commonplace at the time.
This dataset has been cleaned with a custom parser, aiming to preserve the original format of the content.
The parquet file contains the following columns:
| qid | score | quote |
|---|---|---|
| Quote ID | Score | Quote |
Sample
Quote ID: #54588
Score: 517
Quote:
<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain
seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
<Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came
on over the intercom -
<Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we
did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
<mike> :P
<mike> i wanna be a pilot
<mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button
do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
<mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
<Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees
with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed
before we arrive."
<Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
<Glaug-Eldare> =D
<mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
<Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while
they're taking off?
<mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
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