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Traveler
We took care of it, but—
Xiao
—Good.
Traveler
Are you really not going to see the Mingxiao Lantern?
Xiao
No. As I said, I am not partial to crowded areas. Especially at this time of the year.
Traveler
The Mingxiao Lantern this year is Skybracer.
Paimon
Yeah, it's a super impressive-looking giant deer, let's go take a look together!
Xiao
"Skybracer..."
Xiao
Huh, a Mingxiao Lantern nonetheless. A fleeting creation of human hand. It means nothing to me.
Xiao
If this short-lived spectacle is one you wish to witness, I suggest you go to the city. I, for one, have no interest in the Lantern Rite.
Traveler
Ta-da! Your very own, miniature Lantern Rite festival! Well if it doesn't look mouth-watering...
Xiao
So this is what you meant by bringing the festival to me... *sigh* Is there no end to the peculiarities of human behavior?
Xiao
Does this serve any grander purpose?
Traveler
This way you can take part in Lantern Rite.
Traveler
Lantern Rite is meant to include everyone.
Xiao
...Is that so? Hmph, human motives defy my attempts to fathom them.
Traveler
Nobody says you have to enter the city... You can just see us off at the outskirts.
Xiao
...
Xiao
...Hmph.
Xiao
So be it. I shall accept your proposal.
Traveler
There you go! Alright, time to hit the road!
Traveler
You are obviously one of the heroes this festival is all about... Why don't you wanna get involved?
Xiao
I... detest the rabble.
Xiao
No cares in the world, so peaceful, so joyful... They are nothing like me.
Xiao
Too long have I spent slaughtering, accompanied by the burden of suffering that follows in its wake. Crossing paths with all those jubilant people will only make me...
Xiao
...That's all I have to say.
Xiao
Farewell.
Traveler
Are you sure you don't want to go with us?
Xiao
Are you really so enamored with such trivial amusements?
Zhongli
I see... so the important guest is the Conqueror of Demons. I've been looking forward to meeting you.
Zhongli
The director didn't mention anything when she invited us. What a pleasant surprise... Gathered here with us tonight are not only young and accomplished individuals, but also the protector of Liyue's peace, Adeptus Alatus.
Zhongli
To convene here with all of you is indeed a great honor.
Xiao
Uhhh...
Xiao
...It's almost Lantern Rite, yet you took all the trouble coming here...
Zhongli
*sigh* The director has a way of making it difficult to decline...
Xiao
Rex Lapis... May I ask what troubles you?
Zhongli
The director asked me to buy sesame oil in preparation for the celebrations.
Xiao
...?
Xiao
Then why would you... come all the way to Wangshu Inn...
Zhongli
I had a pleasant chat with Chef Yanxiao and received some spices from him. And... see? Here's some matsutake and a portion of ham.
Xiao
What about the sesame oil...
Zhongli
Mm... It's a shame. I couldn't find the kind the director was looking for.
Xiao
I'm sure you're exaggerating, Zhong— Ahem, Sir.
Hu Tao
Ugh, there he goes again! Enough with the pleasantries. Go let our guest take a seat.
Hu Tao
Everyone here today is well-known in their own field and has probably heard about one another to some extent. Some of us are even old acquaintances, so there's no need to be this formal.
Hu Tao
I heard that the Conqueror of Demons and Traveler are pretty close, no?
Hu Tao
Great! You two sit together!
Zhongli
You should take a seat too, Director.
Hu Tao
Oh? Finally remembered me?
Hu Tao
When we arrived just now, the hosts at Xinyue Kiosk told me our dishes are almost ready. Perfect timing.
Hu Tao
Let's not wait any longer and ask them to bring out the food.
Paimon
Paimon would've never guessed the person Hu Tao went to fetch was Xiao...
Chongyun
That's also the first I've heard of (Traveler) and Paimon being friends with the Conqueror of Demons.
Paimon
You know Xiao too?
Chongyun
"Knowing" is a bit of an overstatement. I've always looked up to him.
Chongyun
You might not know this, Paimon, but we exorcists have worked in close collaboration with the Conqueror of Demons for many generations, dispelling evil together, both in the open and from the shadows.
Chongyun
Hard to imagine that thanks to Hu Tao, I've finally gotten the chance to meet him... Conqueror of Demons, I am honored to make your acquaintance.
Xiao
Likewise.
Xingqiu
It is a great honor indeed to have a chance to meet the legendary Conqueror of Demons. Chongyun has brought that name up quite a few times in the past.
Xingqiu
I remember you mentioning wanting him to understand the importance of exorcists...
Chongyun
Ahem!
Xiangling
Uh, we know each other too!
Xiangling
He helped try my dishes during the Masterful Chefs cook-off!
Xiangling
Hehe, I didn't think we'd have the chance to meet again. Happy Lantern Rite!
Xingqiu
No anecdote, however, compares to meeting you in person. I'm Xingqiu, Xiangling and Chongyun's friend. The pleasure is all mine.
Paimon
Whoa, everyone's getting all formal and polite all of a sudden... Paimon doesn't know what she should say anymore...
Paimon
Uh, Adeptus Xiao... Mighty Conqueror of Demons! Please accept Paimon's greetings, too! Belated Happy Lantern Rite!
Xiao
There's no need to be so polite.
Hu Tao
...Tch!
Hu Tao
You're right. This was meant to be a nice little get-together between friends, after all. Too much formality kills the atmosphere.
Hu Tao
I didn't plan this gathering only for everyone to walk on eggshells, ai ya!
Paimon
What's your true intention, then...?
Hu Tao
A little get-together between friends, sipping the finest tea, and watching lanterns float into the sky. Bidding farewell to the past, and embracing the present with joy.
Hu Tao
And that is something our consultant would say. I think it deserves a standing ovation.
Zhongli
Indeed. Exceptional acting skills, Director.
Hu Tao
As for me, I'm just here to have fun and treat everyone to something good!
Hu Tao
We all worked really hard this year. Whether traveling or guiding...
Hu Tao
Cooking, helping with the family business, exorcising evil spirits, or conquering demons...
Hu Tao
And of course, our consultant, who's been helping out at the parlor every now and then.
Hu Tao
Everyone has done some pretty amazing things.
Hu Tao
As the one who brought everyone together, it goes without saying that I'm the one most deserving of praise!
Paimon
Huh. Sounds kinda self-important, but Paimon thinks it's pretty amazing that she managed to talk Xiao into coming... He rarely ever enters Liyue Harbor, after all.
Traveler
I'm curious about how she did it.
Xiao
It wasn't as complicated as you think.
Hu Tao
...Okay gotcha, thanks, boss lady!
Verr Goldet
It's not boss lady, just boss!
Verr Goldet
And there she goes... What a lively girl.
Hu Tao
Conqueror of Demons! Adeptus Xiaaaaao!
Hu Tao
Guardian of Wangshu Inn! Hero of Dihua Marsh!
Hu Tao
I know you're thereeee!
Xiao
Tch...
Xiao
Quiet! Do not disturb the peace.
Hu Tao
Sorry! But you wouldn't show up if I didn't yell your name, would you?
Xiao
...I know you. You're the 77th Director of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
Xiao
Is there something you need?
Hu Tao
But despite our deep-rooted connection, it still took me quite a while to actually convince him.
Traveler
Was he worried about his karma?
Hu Tao
You know him pretty well, huh?
Xiao
This matter is out of my control, so I need to be cautious.
Hu Tao
True, but I've kept that in mind too! That's why everyone here today is in one way or another acquainted with elemental power.
Hu Tao
Besides, it'll only be for a short while as we dine together. There won't be any lasting consequences.