The Mirage Emporium

A peculiar shop filled with the odd and the useless, where each corner hides a laugh and a mystery. The Mirage Emporium was founded by a retired jester known for his love of the whimsical and the curious. He traveled the world collecting oddball items that struck his fancy, and upon amassing a considerable collection, opened a shop to share his treasures with the world. Locally famous for its bizarre and delightful inventory, though not particularly useful.

The Mirage Emporium
Size Small
Town Bramblebrook
District Harlequin Quarter
Street Twilight Alley
Type Curiosity Shop
Owners Fizzwidget Funsquirrel
Employees Marigold Merryleaf
Store Hours From dawn until the moonlight dances.
Services Laughter Therapy
Specialties Mystery Mounds
Reputation Locally famous for its bizarre and delightful inventory, though not particularly useful.
Rumors It's said that Fizzwidget once outwitted a dragon using only a rubber chicken and a whoopee cushion., Marigold can find lost items using her 'half-sense' for where things hide.

Fizzwidget Funsquirrel

Owner

Fizzwidget Funsquirrel
Species Gnome
Class Bard
Description A lively gnome with a perpetual twinkle in his eye and a knack for making people smile..
Personality Joyful, playful, and a tad mischievous.
Secrets Fizzwidget once performed a jester act for the Queen of Faerun.
He has a hidden collection of practical jokes for special customers.

 

 

Employees

Brega

Brega
Species Half-Orc
Class Assistant Butcher
Description A burly half-orc with a kind face and a perpetual smudge of blood on his cheek. Brega handles the heavy lifting and cutting of larger beasts.
Personality Soft-spoken and gentle despite his imposing appearance, Brega is loyal to Morgor and respects his cunning. He has a soft spot for stray animals.

Notable Customers

Lord Vittorio Blackthorn

An eccentric noble known for his extravagant feasts featuring rare and exotic meats.

Lord Blackthorn’s patronage lends an air of mystery and prestige to Morgor’s shop, attracting curious gourmands and shady characters alike.

Related Quests

The Basilisk Bounty

Morgor needs fresh basilisk meat and offers a handsome reward for those brave enough to hunt one.

500 gold coins and choice cuts of meat.

Services and Specialties

Services

Custom Slaughtering

Bring your own beasts, and Morgor will prepare the meat to your specifications. 50 gold coins per beast.

Specialties

Basilisk Cutlets

Tender and marbled with a unique flavor, perfect for those seeking a truly rare dining experience.

Subterranean Lizard Tail

A delicacy prized for its unique texture and earthy taste, enchanted to enhance its natural flavor.

Security

Bewitched Meat Hooks

These enchanted meat hooks animate and attack intruders who try to take meat without paying. 200 gold coins per pound.

Attack: +5 to hit, 1d8+3 piercing damage.

Shadow Ward

A magical barrier that alerts Morgor if someone enters the shop after hours. 150 gold coins per pound.

Detection radius of 60 feet, triggers an audible alarm.

Inventory
Name Type Cost Properties
Poultry Drumsticks Meat 1 gp per lbs
Ground Beef Meat 1 gp per lbs
Pork Chops Meat 1 gp per lbs
Bacon Strips Meat 1 gp per lbs
Sausage Links Meat 1 gp per lbs
Mystic Minotaur Steak Exotic Meat 25 gold per pound Grants temporary strength boost when consumed, Requires fine culinary skills to cook properly
Quantum Quail Exotic Poultry 15 gold each “Phases in and out of existence”, “Can enhance one’s agility”
Invisible Bacon Mystical Meat 10 gold per slice “Invisible to the naked eye”, “Tastes incredibly savory”, “Can only be seen with a special spell”
Hydra Sausage Mythical Meat 50 gold per link “Each bite regenerates after a while”, “Consuming too much may cause mild hallucinations”
Cursed Cleaver Kitchen Equipment 100 gold “Cuts through any meat effortlessly”, “Occasionally whispers in a long-forgotten language”, “Rumored to be haunted”
Vampire Spice Mix Cooking Ingredient 20 gold per pouch “Adds a distinct flavor”, “Enhances blood flow in the consumer”, “Leaves a lingering aftertaste of garlic”
Phoenix Feather Skewers Cooking Utensil 75 gold per set “Prevents meat from overcooking”, “Gives a slight warmth to cooked items”, “Reusable endlessly”