text: Im a pale imitator of a boy in the sky
  With a cap in his head, and a knot in his tie
  Im the light in the mall when the power is gone
  A shadow in a corner, just playin along!
  Im gonna lay in my bed, Im rolling aside
  But if a get a car, uh, Im hoping to ride
  Because I know if I ever say, Im leaving. to you
  Youve got a holding chain and you dont know what to do!
  Youd stop
  You wanna do it, but you dont know what you doing, baby, aah
  You wanna feel it, but you dont know what youre feeling tonight 
  And if youre thinking that I dont know what youre thinking, baby, aah
  You go on thinking and you gonna make it alright!
  Im impregnable, incredible, and set in the quo
  Im a late in my ride, and not a heart in soul
  I got Saturday night, enough been said
  And if I ever had to do it
  Well, you know I wouldnt care
  Id just get down, I loving the feat
  And if I wanna talk back, the message is free
  Then theres a fire, a ray, and out in the sun
  And if you can’t partake, you get ‘em alive
  You get a heartbreak
  You wanna do it, but you dont know what you doing, baby, aah
  You wanna feel it, but you dont know what youre feeling tonight 
  And if youre thinking that I dont know what youre thinking, baby, aah
  You go on thinking and you gonna make it alright!
  Every time we try, we get nowhere
  Wouldnt it be nice if we were just normal people? Yeah
  Trying so hard to act like we dont care
  But its true you do, nothing is left so I guess Im right
  New word - onomatopoeia
  Boom! Quit acting like you dont wanna be here
  Fuck around and get jumped like leap year
  Glock in the glove make you really wanna leave me alone
  Get the fuck on, gone
  Okay, okay, okay, back to the happy song
  Rap aint nothing but the art of talking shit
  My girl look pretty up there ridin dick
  My plaid pants, my solid future
  Asinine ass and a gorgeous coochie
  Im an outcast but youre into me
  Summer got mad cause winter blew me
  That juicy fruit, that splooshy sploosh
  Generation X on bloopty bloop
  Get doop, gotta get doopty doop
  Everybody hit the floor, we through the roof
  Like a chimney, I commend me
  How come it be some lame ass nigga talking about, Ah, he dont rap enough?
  But yall rap a lot, and Im like wrap it up, ho
  We aint Scarface, we aint Willie D
  We aint Bushwick, ye aint killin me
  Better play with your motherfucking mama
  Bet you still stay with your motherfucking mama
  Keep sleeping on me, Imma rock my pajamas
  In the daytime, I swear, I promise
  Dare a nigga say something tear a nigga face off
  How come blacks dont play baseball?
  Yall white, know yall can taste all
  This fly shit I stay finna take off
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Yee aint fresh squeezed juice, nigga you that Tang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Wait, you really Slick Rick? Nope, you Dana Dane
  Uh, let it up, head erupts
  A lava language and the vocal volcanic 
  If it aint fixed dont broke it, dont panic 
  If it aint hits, it aint shit, God dammit 
  If it aint this, it aint dope, it dont flush
  And if it aint hip or dont hop, well then hush
  Man they sound like…
  Man they stole yo…
  Man they look like…
  Nope, it aint us
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Is you really Slick Rick? Nope, you Dana Dane
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
  Yee aint fresh squeezed juice, nigga you that Tang
  Every time we try, we get nowhere
  Wouldnt it be nice if we were just normal people? Yeah
  Trying so hard to act like we dont care, I dont care
  But its true you do, nothing is left, so I guess Im right
  Flip the page, our days are revelations, hide!
  Space is strange, doctor, Ive got no patience!
  Oh, its all a part of the process
  Okay, okay
  Nothins new, its true, cool, I admit, shit, I guess youre right!
  I even mumble Im the shit
  Need mumble, I can mumble
  I can mumble that Im the shit
  Im the shit!
  Im the shit!
  Yeah, Im the shit!
  Ha, Im the shit!
  I know it sound good to you!
  Cause it sound excellent to me!
  Im the shit, yeah!
  Yeah, Im the shit!
  I do it cause Im convinced
  I do it cause Im the shit
  Im never on the fence!
  Ah! Im never on the fence!
  Yeah! Im the shit!
  Yeah! Im the shit!
  Yeah!
  I could even take keys on yall!
  I can even make it a hundred degrees on yall, Im the shit!
  Yeah, yeah! Im the shit!
  Ah, Im the shit!
  Mumble cause Im the shit
  Yeah, I can mumble cause Im the shit, I can mumble
  I dont have to say shit cause Im the shit
  I dont have to say a goddamn thing cause Im the motherfucking shit
  And you know it!
  Im the shit!
  Say it wit me!
  Im the shit
  Sometimes I feel like the shit
  Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like Im shit
  Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin, then sometimes wanna sit
  I didnt really plan on cussin, but sometime it just slip
  Ah! Im the shit!
  Im the shit!
  Yeah, Im the shit!
  Ah! Im the shit!
  Yeah! Im the shit!
  Ahh, yeah! Im the shit!
  I know it sound good to you
  Cause it sound good to meeeeee
  Im the shit!
  Yeah, yeah, Im the shit!
  I can even walk away from the mic
  Cause Im the shit! I did it tonight
  Im the shit! Yeah, I do it riiiight
  Im the shit! I dont even have to sing in key
  Ohhh! Its all about me! Im the shit!
  Im crawling back to the mic! Im the shit!
  I could do this shit all night! Im the shit!
  I could do it in the day, Im the shit!
  I could do it any way, Im the shit!
  Yeah, Im the shit!
  Thats it
  Yeah, I can say it
  Now I can say it, dont you see it?
  I dont even sweat!
  Ah! Im the shit!
  Im the shit!
  I said Im the shit!
  It might sound good to you
  It sound excellent to me
  Fuck! Im the shit!
  Im the shit!
  I take a piss cause Im the shit!
  I can fart on it, Im the shit!
  I get smart on it, Im the shit!
  I get dumb on it, Im the shit!
  I make her crumb on it, Im the shit!
  The sum of it; Im the shit!
  The sun love me, Im the shit!
  The moon is jealous of me!
  The sun is jealous of me!
  The rain is jealous of me!
  EVERYTHING IS JEALOUS OF ME!
  Im THE SHIT!
  Im THE SHIT!
  Im THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH
  AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH
  You cant have a piece of my pie! Im the shit!
  Im that guy! Im the shit!
  I dont know why! But Im the shit!
  Yeah, Im the shit
  Dont even have to scream
  I dont even have to dream
  Im the shit, I make you cream
  Cause Im the shit
  Yeahhh, Im the shit
  When I stand up, everybody sit, Im the shit
  Asshole
  Sometime I feel like the shit, sometime I feel like Im shit
  Sometime I wanna stand for somethin, then sometime wanna sit
  Didnt really plan on cussin, but sometime it just slip
  When you the mayonnaise and the mustard, you cant relish in it
  And when them panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss?
  And when the nanny fucks the husband, what does she tell the kids?
  Thats a whole nother discussion, we cant fit in our kicks
  Thats a whole nother discussion, you cant fit in these kicks
  Yeah
  The way I feel tonight, I think Ill wear these shades for the rest of my life
  Yeah
  Yeah
  The way I feel tonight, I think Ill wear these shades for the rest of my life
  The way I feel tonight, I think Im-a wear these shades for the rest of my life
  That way, you wont be able to see the disappointment in my eyes
  Cause they dont lie , not to my eyes 
  Nah, they dont lie , not to my eyes, un-un