text: Ahhh, such sweet sound
  The Fiddler on the Fuckin Roof
  Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
  Indeed, it is, sir
  Good day, good sir
  How do you do? Look fine
  Fantastically well, I am certainly not fine by far
  But you could say Im close to spectacular
  Close to spectacular? How so?
  Open your eyes, spectaculars right in front of you
  Whatever you say, youre spectacular
  No, Im fantastically well
  Come on, man, make up your mind
  A minute ago, you said you were fine
  No, I said Im close to spectacular
  But Im meetin fine in a minute
  Close to spectacular? You said you were fantastically well
  Exactly
  Exactly? Which one are you?
  Close to spectacular or fantastically well?
  I am certainly and without a doubt fantastically well
  And was close to spectacular
  But I must say, good sir, you just pissed spectacular off
  And dont even mention exactly
  But here comes fine right now
  Oh Lord, she is fine
  Gentlemen
  Behold
  A lady