text: God
  Come in, God
  God, come in, God
  Damn, youre a girl? Wow
  I guess the reason Im talkin to you tonight is
  Because Ive been doin a lot of thinkin and
  And I consider myself a pretty cool guy
  And Ive never cheated on any of my girlfriends
  Well, well, except that one little time in Japan, but
  That was just some head, and head dont count, right?
  Ah, thanks God, I knew youd understand
  Well, I just feel like
  Well, to be honest with you
  God, I just need a sweet bitch
  You know somebody not too
  Not too fast, but not too slow
  Cause I dont have it all my damn self
  And life aint easy
  You know, you just want somebody by your side
  To help smooth that thang out, you know what Im talkin bout?
  And at this point, I mean, Im not bein picky
  She doesnt even have to have a big ol ass, you know?
  Just something well proportioned to her body
  You know, a nice little tail, you know?
  What? You say you, you say you found somebody?
  Is she cute? So when do I get to meet her?
  Oh God, youre the greatest
  Well, I guess Ill talk to you later
  Amen
  Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry
  A-lady