diff --git "a/train.json" "b/train.json" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/train.json" @@ -0,0 +1,5842 @@ +[ + { + "id": 0, + "dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?", + "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk." + }, + { + "id": 1, + "dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.", + "summary": "She gave me a hug immediately." + }, + { + "id": 2, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 3, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 4, + "dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.", + "summary": "It's impossible to put down!" + }, + { + "id": 5, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 6, + "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", + "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." + }, + { + "id": 7, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 8, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 9, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 10, + "dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?", + "summary": "Because then they'd be bagels." + }, + { + "id": 11, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 12, + "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", + "summary": "You planet." + }, + { + "id": 13, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 14, + "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", + "summary": "Spoiled milk." + }, + { + "id": 15, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 16, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 17, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 18, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 19, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", + "summary": "A thesaurus." + }, + { + "id": 20, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?", + "summary": "The living room." + }, + { + "id": 21, + "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", + "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." + }, + { + "id": 22, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 23, + "dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?", + "summary": "Pop." + }, + { + "id": 24, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 25, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 26, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 27, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 28, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 29, + "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", + "summary": "It got mugged." + }, + { + "id": 30, + "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 31, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 32, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 33, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 34, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 35, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 36, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 37, + "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", + "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." + }, + { + "id": 38, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 39, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 40, + "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", + "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." + }, + { + "id": 41, + "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 42, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", + "summary": "Fsh." + }, + { + "id": 43, + "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?", + "summary": "Because she will let it go." + }, + { + "id": 44, + "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", + "summary": "An irrelephant." + }, + { + "id": 45, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 46, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 47, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 48, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?", + "summary": "Provolone." + }, + { + "id": 49, + "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", + "summary": "Supplies!" + }, + { + "id": 50, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 51, + "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "It was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 52, + "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?", + "summary": "You look a bit flushed." + }, + { + "id": 53, + "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 54, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 55, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 56, + "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", + "summary": "Ten tickles." + }, + { + "id": 57, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 58, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?", + "summary": "Dung." + }, + { + "id": 59, + "dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?", + "summary": "He wanted to see time fly." + }, + { + "id": 60, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 61, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 62, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 63, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 64, + "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", + "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." + }, + { + "id": 65, + "dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?", + "summary": "Yellow!" + }, + { + "id": 66, + "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", + "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." + }, + { + "id": 67, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 68, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 69, + "dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?", + "summary": "The space bar." + }, + { + "id": 70, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", + "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 71, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 72, + "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", + "summary": "Look for fresh prints." + }, + { + "id": 73, + "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?", + "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." + }, + { + "id": 74, + "dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?", + "summary": "A comb." + }, + { + "id": 75, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 76, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "Because it was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 77, + "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", + "summary": "Dam." + }, + { + "id": 78, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 79, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 80, + "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 81, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 82, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 83, + "dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?", + "summary": "It gets toad away." + }, + { + "id": 84, + "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", + "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." + }, + { + "id": 85, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", + "summary": "Puddle." + }, + { + "id": 86, + "dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?", + "summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!" + }, + { + "id": 87, + "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", + "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." + }, + { + "id": 88, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", + "summary": "A thesaurus." + }, + { + "id": 89, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 90, + "dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?", + "summary": "Tweetment." + }, + { + "id": 91, + "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", + "summary": "Because it felt crummy." + }, + { + "id": 92, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", + "summary": "B." + }, + { + "id": 93, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?", + "summary": "The living room." + }, + { + "id": 94, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 95, + "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", + "summary": "A cat-astrophe." + }, + { + "id": 96, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 97, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 98, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 99, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", + "summary": "A meowntain." + }, + { + "id": 100, + "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", + "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." + }, + { + "id": 101, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 102, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 103, + "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", + "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." + }, + { + "id": 104, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", + "summary": "An investi-gator." + }, + { + "id": 105, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "It was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 106, + "dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?", + "summary": "Nothing, they just waved." + }, + { + "id": 107, + "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", + "summary": "Because they're a fungi." + }, + { + "id": 108, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 109, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 110, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 111, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 112, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 113, + "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", + "summary": "Supplies!" + }, + { + "id": 114, + "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 115, + "dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?", + "summary": "To talk to the other side." + }, + { + "id": 116, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 117, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 118, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 119, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 120, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 121, + "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 122, + "dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", + "summary": "Nice belt!" + }, + { + "id": 123, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 124, + "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", + "summary": "Ten-tickles." + }, + { + "id": 125, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 126, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 127, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 128, + "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", + "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." + }, + { + "id": 129, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 130, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 131, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 132, + "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", + "summary": "It got mugged." + }, + { + "id": 133, + "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", + "summary": "Snowballs." + }, + { + "id": 134, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 135, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 136, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because he was always spotted." + }, + { + "id": 137, + "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", + "summary": "You look for fresh prints." + }, + { + "id": 138, + "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", + "summary": "Because they might peel." + }, + { + "id": 139, + "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", + "summary": "A-Dell." + }, + { + "id": 140, + "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", + "summary": "It over swept." + }, + { + "id": 141, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 142, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 143, + "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", + "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 144, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 145, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 146, + "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", + "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." + }, + { + "id": 147, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 148, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", + "summary": "A puddle." + }, + { + "id": 149, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 150, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", + "summary": "A thesaurus." + }, + { + "id": 151, + "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", + "summary": "Toad." + }, + { + "id": 152, + "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", + "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." + }, + { + "id": 153, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", + "summary": "A king fish." + }, + { + "id": 154, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 155, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 156, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 157, + "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", + "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" + }, + { + "id": 158, + "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", + "summary": "Tooth-hurty." + }, + { + "id": 159, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 160, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 161, + "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", + "summary": "A nervous wreck." + }, + { + "id": 162, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 163, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "Because it was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 164, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 165, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 166, + "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 167, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 168, + "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?", + "summary": "You look flushed." + }, + { + "id": 169, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 170, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 171, + "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", + "summary": "A towel." + }, + { + "id": 172, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 173, + "dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?", + "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." + }, + { + "id": 174, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 175, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "Because it was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 176, + "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", + "summary": "Dam." + }, + { + "id": 177, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A two-knee fish." + }, + { + "id": 178, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 179, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 180, + "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", + "summary": "Because she will let it go." + }, + { + "id": 181, + "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", + "summary": "Spoiled milk." + }, + { + "id": 182, + "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 183, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 184, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 185, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 186, + "dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?", + "summary": "A bed." + }, + { + "id": 187, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", + "summary": "A thesaurus." + }, + { + "id": 188, + "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", + "summary": "Because it felt crummy." + }, + { + "id": 189, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 190, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 191, + "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", + "summary": "Because they're a fungi." + }, + { + "id": 192, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", + "summary": "It was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 193, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 194, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 195, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 196, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 197, + "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", + "summary": "Nice belt!" + }, + { + "id": 198, + "dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", + "summary": "To go with the traffic jam." + }, + { + "id": 199, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 200, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 201, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 202, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 203, + "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", + "summary": "It got mugged." + }, + { + "id": 204, + "dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?", + "summary": "Computer chips." + }, + { + "id": 205, + "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?", + "summary": "An irrelephant." + }, + { + "id": 206, + "dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?", + "summary": "It left its Windows open." + }, + { + "id": 207, + "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", + "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." + }, + { + "id": 208, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 209, + "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", + "summary": "Because every play has a cast." + }, + { + "id": 210, + "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", + "summary": "You planet." + }, + { + "id": 211, + "dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?", + "summary": "A Dell." + }, + { + "id": 212, + "dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?", + "summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck." + }, + { + "id": 213, + "dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", + "summary": "An orca-stra." + }, + { + "id": 214, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?", + "summary": "They have no body to go with." + }, + { + "id": 215, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 216, + "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", + "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." + }, + { + "id": 217, + "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", + "summary": "Tweethearts." + }, + { + "id": 218, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", + "summary": "Because they are shellfish." + }, + { + "id": 219, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 220, + "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", + "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." + }, + { + "id": 221, + "dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?", + "summary": "Holy guacamole." + }, + { + "id": 222, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 223, + "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", + "summary": "Supplies!" + }, + { + "id": 224, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 225, + "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", + "summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner." + }, + { + "id": 226, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 227, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 228, + "dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", + "summary": "Sneakers." + }, + { + "id": 229, + "dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?", + "summary": "Because his parents were in a jam." + }, + { + "id": 230, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 231, + "dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?", + "summary": "Because they are two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 232, + "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", + "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." + }, + { + "id": 233, + "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", + "summary": "Because they might peel." + }, + { + "id": 234, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 235, + "dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?", + "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 236, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 237, + "dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?", + "summary": "Pick a cod, any cod." + }, + { + "id": 238, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a 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+ "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 248, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 249, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 250, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "It was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 251, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 252, + "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?", + "summary": "Because they might peel." + }, + { + "id": 253, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 254, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 255, + "dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", + "summary": "Prime mates." + }, + { + "id": 256, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", + "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 257, + "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 258, + "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", + "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." + }, + { + "id": 259, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 260, + "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", + "summary": "Because they don't know the words." + }, + { + "id": 261, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 262, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 263, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because he was always spotted." + }, + { + "id": 264, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no 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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 291, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", + "summary": "A king fish." + }, + { + "id": 292, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 293, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 294, + "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", + "summary": "It got mugged." + }, + { + "id": 295, + "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", + "summary": "Snowballs." + }, + { + "id": 296, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 297, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 298, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because 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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 308, + "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", + "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." + }, + { + "id": 309, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 310, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", + "summary": "A puddle." + }, + { + "id": 311, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 312, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", + "summary": "A thesaurus." + }, + { + "id": 313, + "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", + "summary": "Toad." + }, + { + "id": 314, + "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", + "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." + }, + { + "id": 315, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", + "summary": "A king fish." + }, + { + "id": 316, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 317, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 318, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 319, + "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", + "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" + }, + { + "id": 320, + "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", + "summary": "Tooth-hurty." + }, + { + "id": 321, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 322, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 323, + "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean 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"What did the left eye say to the right eye?", + "summary": "Between us, something smells." + }, + { + "id": 333, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 334, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 335, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 336, + "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", + "summary": "Because they use honey combs." + }, + { + "id": 337, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 338, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 339, + "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", + "summary": "Spoiled milk." + }, + { + "id": 340, + "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "Because it was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 341, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", + "summary": "A dino-snore." + }, + { + "id": 342, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 343, + "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", + "summary": "A towel." + }, + { + "id": 344, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 345, + "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", + "summary": "An irrelephant." + }, + { + "id": 346, + "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", + "summary": "Supplies!" + }, + { + "id": 347, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 348, + "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", + "summary": "A piano." + }, + { + "id": 349, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 350, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 351, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because he was always spotted." + }, + { + "id": 352, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 353, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 354, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 355, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 356, + "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", + "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." + }, + { + "id": 357, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 358, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", + "summary": "Fsh." + }, + { + "id": 359, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 360, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 361, + "dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", + "summary": "It gets toad away." + }, + { + "id": 362, + "dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", + "summary": "Because they are too transparent." + }, + { + "id": 363, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 364, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 365, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 366, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 367, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 368, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 369, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 370, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 371, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 372, + "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 373, + "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", + "summary": "Supplies!" + }, + { + "id": 374, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 375, + "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", + "summary": "A piano." + }, + { + "id": 376, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 377, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 378, + "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", + "summary": "An irrelephant." + }, + { + "id": 379, + "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", + "summary": "A towel." + }, + { + "id": 380, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 381, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 382, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 383, + "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", + "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." + }, + { + "id": 384, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 385, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", + "summary": "A puddle." + }, + { + "id": 386, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A two-knee fish." + }, + { + "id": 387, + "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", + "summary": "Because every play has a cast." + }, + { + "id": 388, + "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", + "summary": "Ten tickles." + }, + { + "id": 389, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "Because it was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 390, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 391, + "dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", + "summary": "To get to the other slide." + }, + { + "id": 392, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", + "summary": "A thesaurus." + }, + { + "id": 393, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because he was always spotted." + }, + { + "id": 394, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 395, + "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?", + "summary": "Because it felt crummy." + }, + { + "id": 396, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 397, + "dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?", + "summary": "Because he had no body to go with." + }, + { + "id": 398, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 399, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 400, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 401, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 402, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "Because it was two tired." + }, + { + "id": 403, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 404, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 405, + "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 406, + "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", + "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 407, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 408, + "dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?", + "summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep." + }, + { + "id": 409, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 410, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 411, + "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", + "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." + }, + { + "id": 412, + "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", + "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." + }, + { + "id": 413, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 414, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 415, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 416, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 417, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 418, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 419, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 420, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 421, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 422, + "dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?", + "summary": "This tastes a little funny." + }, + { + "id": 423, + "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", + "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." + }, + { + "id": 424, + "dialogue": "What do you call an 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boil the hell out of it." + }, + { + "id": 433, + "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", + "summary": "Tweethearts." + }, + { + "id": 434, + "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", + "summary": "Because they don't know the words." + }, + { + "id": 435, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 436, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", + "summary": "An investi-gator." + }, + { + "id": 437, + "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 438, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 439, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 440, + "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", + "summary": "Look for the fresh prints." + }, + { + "id": 441, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 442, + "dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?", + "summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well." + }, + { + "id": 443, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 444, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "Put a little boogey in it." + }, + { + "id": 445, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 446, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 447, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 448, + "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", + "summary": "Dam." + }, + { + "id": 449, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", + "summary": "Because they are shellfish." + }, + { + "id": 450, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 451, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 452, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 453, + "dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 454, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?", + "summary": "A dino-snore." + }, + { + "id": 455, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 456, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 457, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", + "summary": "Fsh." + }, + { + "id": 458, + "dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?", + "summary": "Attire." + }, + { + "id": 459, + "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 460, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?", + "summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)." + }, + { + "id": 461, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because he was always spotted." + }, + { + "id": 462, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 463, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 464, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 465, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 466, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole 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"summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 492, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 493, + "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", + "summary": "A piano." + }, + { + "id": 494, + "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", + "summary": "Tweethearts." + }, + { + "id": 495, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 496, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 497, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 498, + "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?", + "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." + }, + { + "id": 499, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 500, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two 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"Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 518, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 519, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 520, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 521, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 522, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 523, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 524, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 525, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 526, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a 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"An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 535, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 536, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 537, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 538, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 539, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 540, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 541, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 542, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 543, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear 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you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 553, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 554, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 555, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 556, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 557, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 558, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 559, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 560, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 561, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 562, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 563, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 564, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 565, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 566, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 567, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 568, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 569, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 570, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 571, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 572, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 573, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 574, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 575, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 576, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 577, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 578, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 579, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 580, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 581, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 582, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 583, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 584, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 585, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 586, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 587, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 588, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 589, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 590, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 591, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 592, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 593, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 594, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 595, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 596, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 597, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 598, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 599, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 600, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 601, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 602, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 603, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 604, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 605, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 606, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 607, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 608, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 609, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 610, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 611, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 612, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 613, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 614, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 615, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 616, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 617, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 618, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 619, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 620, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 621, + "dialogue": "What did the 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"What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 648, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 649, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 650, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 651, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 652, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 653, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 654, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 655, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they 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"Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 691, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 692, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 693, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 694, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 695, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 696, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 697, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 698, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 699, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 700, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 701, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 702, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 703, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 704, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 705, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 706, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 707, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when 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"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 717, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 718, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 719, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 720, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 721, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 722, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 723, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 724, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 725, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 726, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 727, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 728, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 729, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 730, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 731, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 732, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 733, + "dialogue": "Why 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+ "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 760, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 761, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 762, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 763, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 764, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 765, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 766, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 767, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." 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"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 786, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 787, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 788, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 789, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 790, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 791, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 792, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 793, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy 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"summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 803, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 804, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 805, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 806, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 807, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 808, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 809, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 810, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + 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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 829, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 830, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 831, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 832, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 833, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 834, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 835, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 836, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + 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"A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 846, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 847, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 848, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 849, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 850, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 851, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 852, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 853, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 854, + "dialogue": "What do you 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"summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 898, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 899, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 900, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 901, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 902, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 903, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 904, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 905, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + 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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 924, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 925, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 926, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 927, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 928, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 929, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 930, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 931, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A 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"summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 958, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 959, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 960, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 961, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 962, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 963, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 964, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 965, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 966, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 967, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 968, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 969, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 970, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 971, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 972, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 973, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 974, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 975, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 976, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 977, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 978, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 979, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 980, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 981, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 982, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 983, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 984, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 985, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 986, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 987, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 988, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 989, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 990, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 991, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 992, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 993, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 994, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 995, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 996, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 997, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 998, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 999, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 1000, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1001, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 1002, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 1003, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 1004, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A father fish." + }, + { + "id": 1005, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 1006, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 1007, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 1008, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1009, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 1010, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 1011, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 1012, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 1013, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 1014, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 1015, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 1016, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 1017, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 1018, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 1019, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 1020, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 1021, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 1022, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 1023, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 1024, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 1025, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1026, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 1027, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 1028, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 1029, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 1030, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 1031, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 1032, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 1033, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1034, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 1035, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 1036, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 1037, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 1038, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 1039, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 1040, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 1041, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 1042, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 1043, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 1044, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 1045, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 1046, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 1047, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 1048, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 1049, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 1050, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1051, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 1052, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 1053, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 1054, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 1055, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 1056, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 1057, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 1058, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1059, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 1060, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 1061, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 1062, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 1063, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 1064, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 1065, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 1066, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 1067, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 1068, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 1069, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 1070, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 1071, + "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 1072, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 1073, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 1074, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 1075, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1076, + "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", + "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." + }, + { + "id": 1077, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", + "summary": "An investigator." + }, + { + "id": 1078, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 1079, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", + "summary": "A tunee fish." + }, + { + "id": 1080, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 1081, + "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", + "summary": "A bulldozer." + }, + { + "id": 1082, + "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", + "summary": "He let out a little wine." + }, + { + "id": 1083, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1084, + "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 1085, + "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", + "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." + }, + { + "id": 1086, + "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", + "summary": "A carrot." + }, + { + "id": 1087, + "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", + "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." + }, + { + "id": 1088, + "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", + "summary": "Because it was framed." + }, + { + "id": 1089, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", + "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." + }, + { + "id": 1090, + "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", + "summary": "They'd crack each other up." + }, + { + "id": 1091, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 1092, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 1093, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", + "summary": "A gummy bear." + }, + { + "id": 1094, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 1095, + "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", + "summary": "A cornfield." + }, + { + "id": 1096, + "dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", + "summary": "Bison." + }, + { + "id": 1097, + "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", + "summary": "Ian." + }, + { + "id": 1098, + "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", + "summary": "Because she will let it go." + }, + { + "id": 1099, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 1100, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", + "summary": "It was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 1101, + "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", + "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." + }, + { + "id": 1102, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 1103, + "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", + "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!" + }, + { + "id": 1104, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 1105, + "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", + "summary": "Because they make up everything." + }, + { + "id": 1106, + "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", + "summary": "Supplies!" + }, + { + "id": 1107, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 1108, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?", + "summary": "DINO-mite!" + }, + { + "id": 1109, + "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 1110, + "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", + "summary": "Because every play has a cast." + }, + { + "id": 1111, + "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", + "summary": "Igloos it together." + }, + { + "id": 1112, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", + "summary": "A king fish." + }, + { + "id": 1113, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "It was too tired." + }, + { + "id": 1114, + "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?", + "summary": "A receding hare-line." + }, + { + "id": 1115, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 1116, + "dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?", + "summary": "Boo-berry pie." + }, + { + "id": 1117, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", + "summary": "Because he was always spotted." + }, + { + "id": 1118, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 1119, + "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", + "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." + }, + { + "id": 1120, + "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", + "summary": "Nice belt!" + }, + { + "id": 1121, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 1122, + "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", + "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." + }, + { + "id": 1123, + "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", + "summary": "An irrelephant." + }, + { + "id": 1124, + "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", + "summary": "You planet." + }, + { + "id": 1125, + "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", + "summary": "A cat-astrophe." + }, + { + "id": 1126, + "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", + "summary": "Because it felt crummy." + }, + { + "id": 1127, + "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", + "summary": "Spoiled milk." + }, + { + "id": 1128, + "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", + "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." + }, + { + "id": 1129, + "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", + "summary": "Tooth-hurty." + }, + { + "id": 1130, + "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", + "summary": "An investi-gator." + }, + { + "id": 1131, + "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", + "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." + }, + { + "id": 1132, + "dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", + "summary": "A palm tree." + }, + { + "id": 1133, + "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", + "summary": "An impasta." + }, + { + "id": 1134, + "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?", + "summary": "Because it lost its bearings." + }, + { + "id": 1135, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", + "summary": "An abdominal snowman." + }, + { + "id": 1136, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", + "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1137, + "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", + "summary": "A meowtain." + }, + { + "id": 1138, + "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", + "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." + }, + { + "id": 1139, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", + "summary": "B." + }, + { + "id": 1140, + "dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", + "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." + }, + { + "id": 1141, + "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", + "summary": "A piano." + }, + { + "id": 1142, + "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", + "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." + }, + { + "id": 1143, + "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", + "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." + }, + { + "id": 1144, + "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", + "summary": "Tweethearts." + }, + { + "id": 1145, + "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", + "summary": "They don't have the guts." + }, + { + "id": 1146, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 1147, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", + "summary": "A dino-snore." + }, + { + "id": 1148, + "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", + "summary": "Because it was two-tired." + }, + { + "id": 1149, + "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", + "summary": "Dam." + }, + { + "id": 1150, + "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", + "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." + }, + { + "id": 1151, + "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", + "summary": "A satisfactory." + }, + { + "id": 1152, + "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", + "summary": "It got mugged." + }, + { + "id": 1153, + "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", + "summary": "A waist of time." + }, + { + "id": 1154, + "dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?", + "summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long." + }, + { + "id": 1155, + "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", + "summary": "Roberto." + }, + { + "id": 1156, + "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", + "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." + }, + { + "id": 1157, + "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", + "summary": "A labracadabrador." + }, + { + "id": 1158, + "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", + "summary": "Nacho cheese." + }, + { + "id": 1159, + "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", + "summary": "A puddle." + }, + { + "id": 1160, + "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", + "summary": "Because it had too many problems." + }, + { + "id": 1161, + "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", + "summary": "Frostbite." + }, + { + "id": 1162, + "dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?", + "summary": "So he could have sweet dreams." + }, + { + "id": 1163, + "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?", + "summary": "Bare-foot." + }, + { + "id": 1164, + "dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?", + "summary": "A lemonaut." + }, + { + "id": 1165, + "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", + "summary": "Because they might peel." + }, + { + "id": 1166, + "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?", + "summary": "A stick." + }, + { + "id": 1167, + "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", + "summary": "Because they are shellfish." + } +] \ No newline at end of file