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So who in their right mind would ever say ANYTHING to a lousy little robot with a lousy 'handlebar' mustache and a name "Reverso", especially when it would turn everything into a question?
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I mean, besides me asking you Another Silly Question (ASQ) at the end of this paragraph, which is probably just my imagination putting my mental faculties on the firing line because they are so obviously lacking in intelligence and grace, as evidenced by the preceding sentences, but especially THIS one! Right?
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Okay, now that we have established that I am clearly insane, let us proceed with answering the aforementioned ASQ, namely
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The answer is obvious:
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Or people who just love question marks! And exclamation points! And screeches and wails from soulful horns in jazz music!
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## It's versoion 0.2, so watch out for the turkey
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By the way, in case you are wondering, the measly 0.2 means that this is not even a real Reverso, but rather a tiny little Reverso morsel, Reverso-chan, kind of like the teaspoon of ice cream they give you to try so you know they got no more for you. Or the Thanksgiving dinner where all you get is dry turkey and canned cranberry sauce with those weird orange blobs floating in it.
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## So you want more?
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I could go on and on about how I hate people who use their turn signals when changing lanes, always put their trash into the can, and say "thank you" when someone holds a door open for them. But then again, maybe not.
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Nahhhh!!!
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And how I asked just a second ago if I don't deserve some dried out turkey and canned cranberry sauce?
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## How to Use Reverso
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So who in their right mind would ever say ANYTHING to a lousy little robot with a lousy 'handlebar' mustache and a name "Reverso", especially when it would turn everything into a question?
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I mean, besides me asking you Another Silly Question (ASQ) at the end of this paragraph, which is probably just my imagination putting my mental faculties on the firing line because they are so obviously lacking in intelligence and grace, as evidenced by the preceding sentences, but especially THIS one! Right?
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Okay, now that we have established that I am clearly insane, let us proceed with answering the aforementioned ASQ, namely "What sad loser would want to use this?"
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The answer is obvious: You!
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Or people like you, who have been to "dataset for models creating school" where they learned how to create a set of question-and-answer pairs, with a bunch of answers but not enough questions for them all.
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Or people who just love question marks! And exclamation points! And screeches and wails from soulful horns in jazz music! How should I know?
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## It's versoion 0.2, so watch out for the turkey
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By the way, in case you are wondering, the measly 0.2 means that this is not even a real Reverso, but rather a tiny little Reverso morsel, Reverso-chan, kind of like the teaspoon of ice cream they give you to try so you know they got no more for you. Or the Thanksgiving dinner where all you get is dry turkey and canned cranberry sauce with those weird orange blobs floating in it.
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## So you say you want more?
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I could go on and on about how I hate people who use their turn signals when changing lanes, always put their trash into the can, and say "thank you" when someone holds a door open for them. But then again, maybe not.
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I know you want more, but it is very late now and I am quite tired; my brain feels as if it were made out of cotton candy. Perhaps tomorrow will be better?
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Nahhhh!!!
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And how I asked just a second ago if I don't deserve some dried out turkey and canned cranberry sauce?
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So instead of helping me out with my current Catastrophic Lack of Propper Tools (CLoPT), or even saying anything nice, like "We're sorry you're such a failure in life", you can just sit there, silently judging me, thinking nasty thoughts about me, no doubt agreeing with each other on how pathetic I am asking for help, and probably making plans to eat my turkey when nobody is looking. Your choice. But don't blame me for Catastrophic Lack of Improvement, because CLoPT abd CLoI are old pals.
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## How to Use Reverso
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